ROTTEN TOMATOES: Michael Szymanski

WORST REVIEWED FILMS

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D-	" You know things aren't going well when it gets tedious watching a teen girl strut around in short shorts and a loose top and you're waiting for her to use the ax and get it over with" -- Sci-Fi Weekly Posted Aug 23, 2006	Tamara (2006)	32%
D-	" Time-travel films often bring up a lot of questions, and they often fall apart with thoughtful scrutiny, but that's part of the fun. However, one shouldn't be wondering that the only benefit these two have with this magical mailbox connection is that they" -- Sci-Fi Weekly Posted Aug 23, 2006	The Lake House (2006)	36%
D	" If you like cold, dark, claustrophobic spaces, I highly recommend you go rediscover The Abyss. If that doesn't work, just go hole yourself up in a closet!" -- Sci-Fi Weekly Posted Sep 21, 2005	The Cave (2005)	13%
D	" Poor Vincent Price took a sad career turn in the 1970s..." -- Sci-Fi Weekly Posted Oct 15, 2005	The Hilarious House of Frightenstein (1971)	n/a
1/5	Click here to read article -- Hollywood.com Posted Nov 20, 2008	The Hills Have Eyes II (2007)	11%
1/5	Click here to read article -- Hollywood.com Posted Nov 20, 2008	The Benchwarmers (2006)	12%
1/5/4	" Time wasn't on Arnold's side. Perhaps he's growing old, or the stories are simply getting old." -- Zap2it.com Posted Jul 9, 2002	Collateral Damage (2002)	18%
1/4	" There's plenty to snicker at." -- Zap2it.com Posted Feb 5, 2005	Alone in the Dark (2005)	1%
1/4	" *Just rent Sexy Beast." -- Zap2it.com* Posted Dec 19, 2004	The Whole Ten Yards (2004)	5%
1/4	" When will Ben Affleck's perceived star power fade away? He just doesn't seem to have the inner angst and soulfulness that you see in the eyes of Cruise, Pitt or even Damon." -- Zap2it.com Posted Feb 24, 2004	Paycheck (2003)	27%
1/4	" If you tried to be in the "in" crowd -- then this is going to be even more painful. In fact, even if you're in the "in" crowd, you'll find this painful." -- Zap2it.com Posted Dec 31, 2003	Love Don't Cost a Thing (2003)	13%
1/4	" Folks may say you'd have to be possessed to go see this movie." -- Zap2it.com Posted Nov 25, 2003	Gothika (2003)	15%
1/4	" There's a line in "Grind" where one of the guys says, "This is a revolving nightmare!" That's the feeling you'll get." -- Zap2it.com Posted Aug 15, 2003	Grind (2003)	9%
1/4	" What's most incredible is not that Benigni thought that he could pull off a believable wooden puppet who wants to be a boy, nor thet he could turn such a charming story into such a horrifically scary tale, but that the people of Italy love this movie so m" -- Zap2it.com Posted Feb 21, 2003	Pinocchio (2002)	0%
1/4	" One big blustery movie where nothing really happens. When it comes out on video, then it's the perfect cure for insomnia." -- Zap2it.com Posted Nov 26, 2002	Solaris (2002)	64%
1/4	" It's not funny, it's not romantic, it's not exciting, it's not for children, it's not remotely interesting." -- Zap2it.com Posted Aug 16, 2002	The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)	6%
1/4	" Then, there's the seen-that-before scene of poor Matt walking around with a protrusion he seems blithely unaware of that seems to go to some preposterously immense proportions." -- Zap2it.com Posted May 20, 2002	40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)	38%
1/4	" I have two words for "Zoolander": Stoo Pid!" -- Zap2it.com Posted Aug 29, 2003	Zoolander (2001)	62%
1/4	" I've never stayed awake through this whole movie, despite many attempts with lots of coffee. It ranks in my book as the movie that least deserves a best picture honor" -- Zap2it.com Posted Jul 10, 2003	Chariots of Fire (1981)	86%

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