The Love Guru

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The Love Guru

PG-13

2008

1h 27m

Comedy

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Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player's marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup.

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Critics Consensus

The Love Guru features far too many gross-out gags, and too few earned laughs, ranking as one of Mike Myers' poorest outings.

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Derek Malcolm

London Evening Standard

08/01/2008

0/5

At one point Kingsley's character makes his pupils duel with mops soaked in his own urine. If you think that's funny, be my guest.

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Larushka Ivan-Zadeh

Metro Newspaper (UK)

08/01/2008

1/5

You'll wish the once-talented Myers had merely rested on his laurels rather than pooping into them.

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Nigel Andrews

Financial Times

08/01/2008

Funny in fits and starts, though the fits are a little convulsive and the starts seldom come with a convincing ending or pay-off.

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Matt Brunson

Film Frenzy

Jun 10

1/4

I daresay that even a splinter in the eyeball would be less painful than sitting through this debacle.

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Dennis Schwartz

Dennis Schwartz Movie Reviews

06/25/2023

B-

A guilty pleasure treat-a dumb B film I couldn't stop laughing from all its silliness.

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James Croot

The Post NZ

05/25/2022

1.5/5

Truly one of the cinematic lowpoints of the 21st century so far.

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Austin C.

@AustinC254 Apr 24

Honestly don't know why this movie gets so much hate. I guess you just need a weird and dry since of humor i don't know i think it's funny. Jokes hit here and there.

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Robo N.

@robonoggin Mar 30

LITERALLY (and I mean that literally) the worst movie I’ve ever seen in my life. I tried so hard to be strong and finish it, but the torture was finally too much. I don’t even want to give it one star, honestly.

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shane o

@Shanes_DVD_Shack Jan 12

Very bad movie . Not a single joke lands and the song are just annoying. This should have a lower score . It really makes you question his humour.

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Ronnie B

@RT88010877 Aug 24

I watched this movie when it initially came out. I was in my mid twenties dating an ex and we watched this movie together, we were baked. Nevertheless, this movie has always made me laugh so hard my chest hurts. Maybe its the emotional tie too it, ooor my humor.... either way, this movie and Tropic Thunder, and Napoleon Dynamite and Harold / Kumar white castle will always have a spot in my happy place.

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Stephen C

@bob25009 06/30/2025

The worldwide gross is $40,900,000.00 less than the budget of $62,000,000.00.

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thiago s

@Thiagostone 03/05/2025

Filme ruim, o roteiro é ruim, o filme teve cenas horríveis como a cena no hockey do gelo que colocaram um elelefante de goleiro e foda-se e ainda teve outras cenas horríveis, a história é fraca, os personagens são fracos, e o elenco é bom, mas eles não acrescentam em quase nada no filme, com tudo isso, eu não recomendo esse filme.

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Synopsis

Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player's marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup.

Director: Marco Schnabel
Producer: Mike Myers, Michael De Luca
Screenwriter: Mike Myers, Graham Gordy
Distributor: Paramount Pictures
Production Co: Nomoneyfun Films, Michael De Luca
Rating: PG-13 (Drug References|Crude Content Throughout|Language|Sexual Content Throughout|Some Comic Violence)
Genre: Comedy
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Jun 20, 2008, Wide
Release Date (Streaming): Jun 15, 2011
Box Office (Gross USA): $32.2M
Runtime: 1h 27m

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