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Aliens - The Complete Truth (5-Pack) (1999) |
"Sigourney's Down for Another Alien" |
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Alone With Her (2007) |
"The plausibility of the situation (aided tremendously by Talancón's wonderfully natural performance) makes for a deeply disturbing viewing experience." |
Brian Juergens |
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3/5 |
Amityville 2 - The Possession (1982) |
"Indefensibly inappopriate, and oh so much fun..." |
Brian Juergens |
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The Amityville Horror (2005) |
"Hovering between amusing and entirely unnecessary, the remake of The Amityville Horror is not the flat-out disaster it could have been." |
Brian Juergens |
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8/10 |
Antibodies (2005) |
"Antibodies is refreshing in that it admits that everyone -- from apple-cheeked youths to ruthless killers -- is on a sliding scale of good-to-evil." |
Brian Juergens |
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5/5 |
Carrie (1976) |
"A nearly perfect film. The combination of pathos, shocks, and grand guignol excess is orchestrated with jaw-dropping precision by young Depalma, whose later films would pale by comparison." |
Brian Juergens |
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0/10 |
Chaos (2005) |
"To endure Chaos, keep repeating: “It’s only a ripoff… it’s only a ripoff…”" |
Brian Juergens |
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4/5 |
Cloverfield (2008) |
"CLOVERFIELD is one of those films you wish you could see for the very first time again because the impact will just never be the same on second viewing. I treasured the experience of getting to see this in the theater and it will forever leave a mark on m" |
Brad Miska |
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4/5 |
Cloverfield (2008) |
"It's the most enjoyable exercise in bedlam I've seen in years. JJ Abrams, I salute you for helping create something I can get behind completely." |
David Harley |
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5/10 |
Constantine (2005) |
"I'd argue that Constantine could be watched with the scenes rearranged in any order and still make sense, like episodes of The Simpsons." |
Brian Juergens |
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2/5 |
Cursed (2005) |
"Cursed feels like a series of curveballs designed to confuse the audience into thinking they're watching anything other than bad dialogue." |
Brian Juergens |
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The Dark Knight (2008) |
"The Dark Knight is not only the best film I have seen this year, but quite possibly the best superhero movie ever made." |
Brad Miska |
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5/10 |
Dark Water (2005) |
"It's more Kramer vs. Kramer than Jennifer vs. the Dead Kid in the Sink... still, too-familiar territory lacking an original ghost story." |
Brian Juergens |
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4/10 |
Death Race (2008) |
"Even though DEATH RACE is pretty bloody, and had some cool moments, the overall experience is mind numbing and a little depressing. It's sad to think that this is Anderson's best effort since 2002, and that it's still as bad as ever." |
Brad Miska |
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4/5 |
Deathdream (1972) |
"Deliberate, uncompromising, and very sad, Bob Clark's quiet masterpiece is still one of the most inspired anti-war genre pics out there." |
Brian Juergens |
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0/10 |
Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist (2005) |
"Every element is off-key, and the cumulative effect is staggering -- think Showgirls with a demon possession (and Elizabeth Berkeley's dancing doesn't count)." |
Brian Juergens |
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7/10 |
Eden Log (2008) |
"EDEN LOG is visually stunning - it's a bleak trip into a world that both mesmerizing and terrifying." |
Brad Miska |
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3/10 |
Eternal (2005) |
"Eternal is the kind of horror movie where the only horror is a misplaced vase." |
Brian Juergens |
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4/10 |
The Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005) |
"From what I can tell, Emily Rose died from a terminal case of bad screenwriting.
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Brian Juergens |
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3/5 |
The Eye (2008) |
"Lionsgate has delivered a solid PG-13 horror film that's both entertaining and suspenseful... and for those of you who don't like it, there will be more SAW on October 24." |
Brad Miska |
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4/10 |
Final Destination 3 (2006) |
"Wong and Morgan: your diminished returns are ready. Get 'em while they're hot." |
Brian Juergens |
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Friday the 13th (2009) |
"New Friday the 13th to Be "Full-Bodied Rated R Film"" |
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5/5 |
Frontier(s) (2008) |
"This film will not be easily forgotten or shaken off, I guarantee this is one for the ages%u2026 you are about to enter a new frontier of horror." |
Brad Miska |
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8/10 |
The Gravedancers (2006) |
"A thrilling diamond in the rough -- a unique and fun addition to the haunting subgenre." |
Brian Juergens |
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Halloween (2007) |
"Yet Another Halloween On the Way" |
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2/5 |
The Happening (2008) |
"But here's the real shocker, the statement that will blow all of your minds... this is one movie that you will be hoping for a twist ending!" |
Brad Miska |
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1/10 |
Hell Ride (2008) |
"One of the most incoherent, boring, useless films I have ever seen and I pray to God that you guys never subject yourself to it." |
Brad Miska |
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7/10 |
Hellbent (2005) |
"Given HellBent's excellent characters, good scares, and irresistible energy, it's bound to entertain whether your date is of the same sex or otherwise." |
Brian Juergens |
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3.5/5 |
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) |
"There was no way, shape or form that HELLBOY II would meet its expectation, but even with all of the anticipation, the film managed to entertain just enough... In the end, what you'll get is another fun, yet forgettable summer blockbuster." |
Brad Miska |
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4/10 |
High Tension (2005) |
"A genuinely discomforting, well-executed thriller that turns into a gratuitous, self-contradicting misstep in a heartbeat." |
Brian Juergens |
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5/10 |
The Hills Have Eyes (2006) |
"Hyper-violent, mean, and more interesting in what it does wrong than what it does right" |
Brian Juergens |
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5/5 |
A History of Violence (2005) |
"Appropriately enough, A History of Violence hits like a loud, open-palmed slap on the face." |
Brian Juergens |
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Hostel (2006) |
"Eli Roth Won't Write, Direct Hostel III" |
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Hostel (2006) |
"A Writer/Director for Hostel III?" |
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8/10 |
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) |
"Don't listen to the haters, INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL is a blast from the past filled with non-stop action, wonderful references to the first three films and an over-the-top plot device that's ridiculously fun." |
Brad Miska |
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6/10 |
Infection (2004) |
"The St. Elsewhere finale reveals that the series took place in the mind of a retarded kid gazing at a snowglobe. At the end of Infection, I felt the same way.
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Brian Juergens |
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It's Alive (1974) |
"Trailer Bulletin: It's Alive" |
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4/5 |
Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (2008) |
"MONSTER SLAYER is only the birth of Jack Brooks and I pray we'll see another dozen of these films in the future... You want laughs, action, blood, guts, slime, creatures and a kick-ass anti-hero? You'll find it all in JACK BROOKS: MONSTER SLAYER." |
Brad Miska |
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3/5 |
James and the Giant Peach (1996) |
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Brian Juergens |
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7/10 |
Lady in the Water (2006) |
"A genre-defying, form-snubbing plunge into an overly sentimental, proudly nonsensical world." |
Brian Juergens |
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Let the Right One In (2008) |
"Alfredson Bemoans Let the Right One In Remake" |
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1/5 |
Lost Boys - The Tribe (2008) |
"It's ridiculous that Warner made this movie, especially because it's obvious that it was made to cash in on the film's title. This in no way shape or form is a LOST BOYS movie, other than the fact that Corey Feldman and Corey Haim cameo..." |
Brad Miska |
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7/10 |
The Manson Family (2004) |
"As a horror fan, I was enthralled by the grisliness; as a human being, I was satisfied that the more sensational elements were not the point of the film." |
Brian Juergens |
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9/10 |
Martyrs (2008) |
"MARTYRS is this year's INSIDE, both films are legendary in their own right... The only negative thing about Laugier's film is that once you see it, you'll never be able to see it for the first time ever again..." |
Brad Miska |
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The Midnight Meat Train (2008) |
"Lionsgate Dumping Clive Barker's Midnight Meat Train? Updated Theater Listings Here" |
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7/10 |
The Midnight Meat Train (2008) |
"MEAT TRAIN is the first BOOK OF BLOOD to depart from the station in a long time and it's refreshing to see that the film carries that bleak, yet romantic touch of Clive Barker all over it... it's guaranteed to make you squirm, scream and beg for more!" |
Brad Miska |
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2/5 |
Mirrors (2008) |
"Aja attempts to take a slow-burning ghost story and turn it into one of his over-the-top gorefests and loses the essence of the story in his endeavors... before wasting any money on this at theaters, you should probably reflect on it a bit..." |
Brad Miska |
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4/10 |
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) |
"The latest MUMMY compares the audience to a cat and the film to a ball of yard. Writers Alfred Gough and Miles Millar treat the audience as a simple cat with a small brain - stupid enough that a ball of yard will amuse them for hours." |
Brad Miska |
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2/10 |
The Omen (2006) |
"Unduly somber, self-important, and clumsily executed, this Omen is best unseen and unheard. You have been warned." |
Brian Juergens |
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4/10 |
One Missed Call (2003) |
"We slog through several seemingly endless scenes of teenage girls checking their voicemail while we peer at them from around corners. Yes, it is as boring as it sounds." |
Brian Juergens |
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