Andy Dick

Andy Dick

  • Highest Rated: 100% ...And God Spoke (The Making of '...And God Spoke') (1994)
  • Lowest Rated: 0% L.A. Slasher (2015)
  • Birthday: Dec 21, 1965
  • Birthplace: Charleston, South Carolina, United States
  • Comedian Andy Dick triumphed over personal tragedy, drug and alcohol addiction, and bad press to become one of Hollywood's most unforgettable -- and unconventional -- jokesters. Born on December 21, 1965 in Charleston, SC, Dick is the adopted son of the late Allen and Sue Dick. His father, an officer on a nuclear submarine, carted the family with him all over the world: Dick and his brood lived in Connecticut, Pennsylvania, New York, and Yugoslavia before settling in Illinois. There, at Joliet West High School, Dick learned that the way to keep people's attention was to make them laugh. He began honing his comedic skills by giving a spontaneous standup routine during freshman orientation and eventually won the race for Homecoming King with the slogan, "Don't vote for a jock, vote for A. Dick." After graduation, Dick briefly attended a local college before abandoning school work for the Chicago comedy scene. He studied improv under Del Close and performed at Chicago's celebrated Second City and the ImprovOlympics while appearing in various commercials. By his early twenties, Dick was doing standup or improv every night of the week, but still worked various day jobs to support his then-wife, Ivonne, and their young son. Dick labored as a delivery guy, a waiter, and as a tour guide before leaving Chicago for Los Angeles in 1988. The move was not an immediate success: Dick's agent dropped him upon arrival, and the comedian could not find a new one. He and Ivonne divorced a year later. Dick continued to perform at coffee houses and open-mike nights when Ben Stiller (whom he met in Chicago) tapped him to appear in the short film Elvis Stories (1989). Three years later, Stiller gave Dick his big break on Fox's The Ben Stiller Show. Performing opposite the likes of Stiller, Janeane Garofalo, and Bob Odenkirk, Dick created the memorable characters Manson Lassie and Skank the sock puppet for the Emmy-winning, but short-lived, sketch comedy program. Dick went on to guest-host Talk Soup and appear on The Nanny, before making a cameo in Stiller's first feature film, Reality Bites (1994), and stealing the Pauly Shore vehicle In the Army Now (1994) from its star. In the meantime, Dick met and romanced artist Lena Sved, with whom he had a son and daughter. In 1995, Dick played the son of agents 86 and 99 on Fox's doomed remake of Get Smart. That same year he had much better luck as the naive, bewildered cub reporter Matthew Brock on NBC's NewsRadio. The sitcom was a critical smash, making Dick a tabloid favorite. During breaks from NewsRadio, he appeared in the independent Bongwater (1998) and opposite Stiller in Permanent Midnight (1998), as well as lent his voice to the villain Nuka in The Lion King II: Simba's Pride (1998). Meanwhile, Dick instantly made headlines for his frequent drinking and marijuana use, as well as his unique living arrangement: Dick, Sved, and their two children shared a house with Dick's first wife, Ivonne, their son, and her boyfriend. For a time, this unconventional lifestyle appeared to work, more or less. But then, warning bells began to sound for Dick. It began when his Alcoholic Anonymous sponsor and friend since his Chicago days, comedian Chris Farley, died of a drug overdose in December 1997. Then, after a painful drugged-out phone call to The Howard Stern Show during which he discussed his narcotics addiction and disclosed his bisexuality, Dick checked himself into a rehab center. Shortly after his release, Dick's NewsRadio costar and surrogate father Phil Hartman was killed by his wife in a murder-suicide. A year later, Dick's mentor and friend Del Close also passed away. The next day, at the U.S. Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen, CO, the obviously inebriated Dick shocked audiences during a reunion of The Ben Stiller Show by accosting Stiller and Garofalo. A couple of weeks later, he went bar hopping in Vegas with actor David Strickland, who tragically killed himself later the same night. NBC canceled NewsRadi

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

0% L.A. Slasher The Slasher $2.9K 2015
59% Sharknado 2: The Second One New York City Police Officer 2014
No Score Yet Live Nude Girls Actor 2014
No Score Yet The Reef 2: High Tide Dylan 2012
11% Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs Evil Boingo the Bunny $10.2M 2011
No Score Yet Freaky Deaky Mark Ricks 2011
No Score Yet Division III: Football's Finest Screenwriter Rick Vice Executive Producer 2011
No Score Yet Rock Slyde Bart 2010
No Score Yet Live Nude Comedy Actor 2010
No Score Yet Get in the Van Actor 2009
69% Funny People Himself $51.9M 2009
No Score Yet Official Rejection Actor 2009
No Score Yet Naked Movie Actor 2008
14% Blonde Ambition Freddy 2007
9% The Comebacks Toilet Bowl Referee $13.4M 2007
4% Happily N'ever After Mambo $151.9M 2006
20% Employee of the Month Lon $28.4M 2006
No Score Yet Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner Actor 2006
No Score Yet Shark Bait Dylan/Curious Shark 2006
No Score Yet Queer Duck: The Movie Actor 2006
No Score Yet Danny Roane: First Time Director Executive Producer Director Screenwriter Danny Roane 2006
No Score Yet The Bondage Actor 2006
44% Fired! Actor 2006
No Score Yet 25 Years Of Improv Comedy Actor 2006
No Score Yet Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson Actor 2005
No Score Yet Nice Guys Patrick 2005
47% Hoodwinked Boingo $50.9M 2005
No Score Yet Love Hollywood Style Bobby Ireland 2004
No Score Yet Now That's Funny Actor 2004
50% The Hebrew Hammer Santa Damien 2003
No Score Yet Being Ron Jeremy Andy Dick 2003
57% Pauly Shore Is Dead Himself 2003
60% Old School Oral Sex Instructor $74.7M 2003
60% The Independent Maitre'd 2001
64% Zoolander Olga the Masseuse $44.8M 2001
42% Dr. Dolittle 2 Lennie the Weasel $111.5M 2001
59% Scotland, Pa. Jesse $0.3M 2001
24% Loser Office Clerk 2000
58% Road Trip Motel Clerk 2000
No Score Yet Picking Up the Pieces Father Buñuel 2000
No Score Yet Paul McCartney & Friends: The PETA Concert for Party Animals Actor 2000
21% Inspector Gadget Kramer 1999
No Score Yet Advice From a Caterpillar Spaz 1999
62% The Lion King II: Simba's Pride Nuka 1998
13% Best Men Teddy Pollack 1998
17% Bongwater Tony 1998
No Score Yet Who's the Caboose? Jason Reemer 1997
53% The Cable Guy Medieval Host 1996
13% Double Dragon Smogcaster 1994
100% ...And God Spoke (The Making of '...And God Spoke') Abel 1994
6% In the Army Now Jack Kaufman 1994
66% Reality Bites Rock 1993
No Score Yet Earth Angel Brownnoser 1991
96% Castle in the Sky Henri 1989
No Score Yet Larceny Actor 1948
No Score Yet Fudgy Wudgy Fudge Face Actor

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

No Score Yet Cupcake Wars
2010-2016
Appearing
  • 2016
94% Love
2016-2018
Himself
  • 2016
No Score Yet The Lion Guard
2016
Voice
  • 2016
No Score Yet 2 Broke Girls
2011-2017
J. Petto
  • 2016
  • 2013
  • 2012
75% Maron
2013-2016
  • 2015
No Score Yet Riot
2014
Appearing
  • 2014
96% Legit
2013-2014
Himself
  • 2014
  • 2013
No Score Yet Celebrity Wife Swap
2012-2015
Appearing
  • 2013
No Score Yet Comedy Bang! Bang!
2012-2016
Guest
  • 2013
No Score Yet Who Gets the Last Laugh?
2013
Appearing
  • 2013
No Score Yet The View
1997
Guest
  • 2013
  • 2011
No Score Yet Dancing With the Stars
2005
Reality cast member
  • 2013
  • 2006
No Score Yet Dave's Old Porn
2011-2012
Guest
  • 2012
  • 2011
No Score Yet The Wendy Williams Show
2008
Guest
  • 2012
  • 2009
88% Community
2009-2015
  • 2011
  • 2010
No Score Yet CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
2000-2015
Armory Dealer
  • 2010
No Score Yet The Green Room With Paul Provenza
2010-2011
Guest
  • 2010
No Score Yet Less Than Perfect
2002-2009
Owen Owen Kronsky
  • 2009
  • 2006
  • 2005
  • 2004
  • 2003
  • 2002
85% The Simpsons
1989
Voice
  • 2007
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest
  • 2004
No Score Yet MADtv
1995-2009
Guest
  • 2003
No Score Yet Trading Spaces
2000
Guest
  • 2003
71% Family Guy
1999
Voice
  • 2002
  • 2000
No Score Yet Caitlin's Way
2000-2008
  • 2000
No Score Yet Hey Arnold!
1996-2004
Voice
  • 2000
No Score Yet King of the Hill
1997-2010
Voice
  • 2000
No Score Yet Just Shoot Me
1997-2003
Kyle
  • 1999
95% NewsRadio
1995-1999
Matthew Brock Matthew
  • 1999
  • 1998
  • 1997
  • 1996
  • 1995
77% Star Trek: Voyager
1995-2001
Dr. Bradley
  • 1998
No Score Yet Get Smart
1995
Zachary Smart
  • 1995
91% The Ben Stiller Show
1992-1993
Performer
  • 1993
  • 1992
No Score Yet 4 Kid Favorites: Cartoon Network Hall of Fame
No Score Yet The Andy Dick Show
2001-2002
Host

QUOTES FROM Andy Dick CHARACTERS

Rick Vice
If y'all don't get a winning record their goin to pull the plug on your football like y'all been pullin the plug for the last couple of years
Rick Vice
I AM A PRODUCT OF PAIN AND SUFFRIN'. And i am more than happy to pass it on to you
Tony
God, it's like a badly rolled burrito.
Lon
Wow, that's gotta hurt. I mean, he's always doin' that to you. Stealing your thunder. You remember the red head? In gardening? Boinked her behind the monkey grass. And the asian in automotive? Did her on a pile of carburetors. Oh, and the blonde in frozen foods, with the... Doink! Doink! Turkeys done! Remember her?
Attrative Woman (Eyeglasses)
Are you staring at my breasts?
Lon
I don't know.
Oral Sex Instructor
You can use a little teeth but we don't want to be a biter. Now, ladies, these carrots are not gonna ejaculate themselves. Get into it!
Oral Sex Instructor
You know, when I get back there I'm going to show you something called crouching tiger, hidden penis.
Oral Sex Instructor
He left me with a little something called herpes. Which I then gave to the dog. But that's neither here nor there.
Rick Vice
Get Some remember what that stands for. Go..uh..Give..Every..Time...Support..Our..should be support our troops..Meet like a track meet not the kind of meat you all been sucking on.. Immediately
Rick Vice
Get Some remember what that stands for. Go..uh..Give..Every..Time...Support..Our..should be support our troops..Meet like a track meet not the kind of meat you all been sucking on.. Immediately.
Rick Vice
You can't just be a penis with an arm. You have to be quick on your feet. Look at me i got a gimpy leg and i'm moving faster than you ran. Like a hive of Mexicans swarming around a work truck in the front of a Home Depot. You want dry wall you want me to paint.
Rick Vice
You can't just be a penis with an arm. You have to be quick on your feet. Look at me I got a gimpy leg and I'm moving faster than you ran. Like a hive of Mexicans swarming around a work truck in the front of a Home Depot. You want dry wall you want me to paint.
Rick Vice
These are rubber bullets for crowd control. (shoots bird) Very hard rubber bullets but listen these boys aren't made out of crows
Rick Vice
These are rubber bullets for crowd control. [shoots bird] Very hard rubber bullets but listen these boys aren't made out of crows.
Rick Vice
I get it you want me to censorship myself. Alright you little maggots, if you don't pick up the fucking beep pace, i'm gonna rip off your little peckers and shove them up your mother's hot pockets you little fuck fucks beeeep fuck
Rick Vice
I get it you want me to censorship myself. Alright you little maggots, if you don't pick up the fucking beep pace, i'm gonna rip off your little peckers and shove them up your mother's hot pockets you little fuck fucks beeeep fuck.
Rick Vice
20 laps. Make it 30, that's a dirty 30
Rick Vice
20 laps. Make it 30, that's a dirty 30.
Rick Vice
This quarter ton of fun next to me is your new line coach, he also happens to be your nutritionist which i know is ironical.
Rick Vice
Pick up the pace what is this some kind of AIDS walk-a-thon.
Rick Vice
You a lollygaggin muthafucker!!!!
Rick Vice
You a lollygaggin muthafucker!
Rick Vice
Its my weiner, and i'll wash it as fast as I want to
Rick Vice
Its my wiener, and I'll wash it as fast as I want to.
Rick Vice
You bent my shades, BITCH!!!
Rick Vice
You bent my shades, BITCH!
Rick Vice
Old Helen Yellar!
Rick Vice
"Get Some!"
Rick Vice
Get Some!
Rick Vice
You throw up on my field, my freshly... painted... plastic field. Fuck you!
Rick Vice
There out here praising him like he's some sort of Jiggaboo Jesus.
Boingo
You just don't get it, do you, Dolph? I'm done! I'm done dancing for the man! The Muffin Man! And Granny! They can both take a hike! I'm never gonna answer to anyone ever again!
Boingo
[Singing] Oh, you won't be disrespectin' this bunny no more / 'Cause I'm gonna be top of the woods / Oh yeah, I said I'm gonna be top of the woods / Let's bring it on home! / I said I'm gonna be / Top of the woods / You've been hoodwinked, baby! / Oh, yeah
Boingo
[singing] Oh, you won't be disrespectin' this bunny no more / 'Cause I'm gonna be top of the woods / Oh yeah, I said I'm gonna be top of the woods / Let's bring it on home! / I said I'm gonna be / Top of the woods / You've been hoodwinked, baby! / Oh, yeah
Boingo
[After defeating Red] Why don't you go home and cry to your granny?!
Boingo
[after defeating Red] Why don't you go home and cry to your granny?
Boingo
Oh, you best be fearing the ear, baby.
Boingo
[While fighting Red in his lair] Ha! You hit like a girl!
Boingo
[while fighting Red in his lair] Ha! You hit like a girl!
Boingo
Just put: "To my biggest and cutest fan, Boingo."
Boingo
Just put: 'To my biggest and cutest fan, Boingo.'
Boingo
Hey, Red! Oh, nice outfit! Always red with you. You must be an autumn.
The Wolf
You know how to get to Granny's?
Boingo
Oh, yeah. In fact, I know a shortcut.
The Wolf
[To Twitchy] You hear that? He knows a shortcut.
The Wolf
[to Twitchy] You hear that? He knows a shortcut.
Boingo
Over the woods and through the river... no, you don't wanna go through the river. You'll get all wet.
The Wolf
You see, Twitchy? You get lemons, make lemonade.
Boingo
No, no, no. Not prison.
Twitchy
Say parcheesi! [Takes a picture of Boingo]
Twitchy
Say parcheesi! [takes a picture of Boingo]
Boingo
Not prison! NOT FOR A CUTE LITTLE BUNNY RABBIT!
Boingo
Not prison! No for a cute little bunny rabbit!
Boingo
End of the line, ladies! [Laughs evilly]
Boingo
End of the line, ladies! [laughs evilly]
Granny
Well, what's your name?
Boingo
Umm... just put "To my biggest and cutest fan, Boingo!" And then, like, put some Xs and Os and a little smiley face.
Boingo
Umm... just put 'To my biggest and cutest fan, Boingo!' And then, like, put some X's and O's and a little smiley face.
Red
You're crazy!
Boingo
Maybe so. But I'm top of the woods now, baby!
Boingo
Hey, Puckett! Little Red's gonna take a ride! And there ain't... no... brakes!
Boingo
You ask yourself, "Where do I see me in five years?"
Boingo
You ask yourself, 'Where do I see me in five years?'
Red
How about behind bars?
Boingo
Red! Oh! Hey, Red! What are you-- you spoiled the surprise!
Red
You're the bandit!
Boingo
[pause] Surprise!
Red
I'm walkin' outta here with those recipes.
Boingo
Really?
Red
Yeah.
The Woodsman
I have to go and find the little woodsman in me!
Boingo
OK. Well, tell him I said hello!
Boingo
Tell him I said hello!
Boingo
It's not easy being in the goody business these days, huh?
Boingo
[Pointing at Red] You've been hoodwinked, baby!
Boingo
[pointing at Red] You've been hoodwinked, baby!
Boingo
Let's see your the brains ...and..you ..must,not be the brains..
Boingo
Let's see, you're the brains... and you must, not be the brains.
Boingo
I see that stray dog is still following you
Boingo
I see that stray dog is still following you.