Colin Farrell

Colin Farrell

  • Highest Rated: 95% It's Not Yet Dark (2017)
  • Lowest Rated: 13% Winter's Tale (2014)
  • Birthday: May 31, 1976
  • Birthplace: Castleknock, Dublin, Ireland
  • Colin James Farrell (born May 31, 1976) is an Irish actor known for appearing in a series of high-profile Hollywood films, as well as for his controversial off-screen lifestyle. Biography Early life Farrell was born prematurely, weighing 1 pound 6 ounces, in Castleknock, Dublin to Rita and Eamon Farrell. His father was a football (soccer) player who played and managed Shamrock Rovers FC, one of Ireland's famous clubs. Farrell has three siblings, including two sisters, Claudine and Catherine, and a brother, Eamon Jr. Farrell was educated at St. Brigid's National School in Castleknock followed by Castleknock College and Gormanston College. In the late 1980s and early 1990s, he was a promising young football player for Dublin team, Castleknock Celtic, as a goalkeeper. Farrell attended The Gaiety School of Acting, but dropped out and was cast in the part of Danny Byrne on Ballykissangel, a BBC television drama. Farrell appeared on the show from 1998 to 1999. Career Farrell had a number of small parts in various TV shows and movies, until 2000, when he was cast in the part of Private Roland Bozz in Tigerland, an American film directed by Joel Schumacher. Farrell's next American films, American Outlaws (2001) and Hart's War (2002), were not commercially successful, but his 2003 films, including The Recruit, S.W.A.T. and Phone Booth were well-received box office successes. Although he has a pronounced Irish accent, Farrell uses an American accent in some of his films including American Outlaws and his breakthrough role, Tigerland. Farrell is also a proven supporting actor, given his performances as an ambitious cop who chases after a potential criminal, played by actor Tom Cruise in Minority Report (2002), and as the skilled villain Bullseye in Daredevil (2003). In 2004, Farrell appeared in several films that received only a limited theatrical release, including Intermission and A Home at the End of the World, both of which received some positive reviews. Farrell appeared in the title role of Alexander the Great in 2004's Alexander, which received mixed reviews. The film was marked by controversy, including homoerotic scenes with other men. Both the movie, including Oliver Stone's directing and story telling of Alexander, and Hephaistion's bisexual aspects, were heavily criticized by some historians and film critics who saw it as an inaccurate and misleading representation of the characters' sexualities. Though it failed at the US box office, it made a profit on its overseas revenues. Farrell also appeared as a bisexual character in A Home at the End of the World. He has credited his homosexual brother, Eamon Farrell Jr., for inspiring him and teaching him about "the meaning of love and understanding." His next film was 2005's Academy Award-nominated The New World, also a historical epic that was met with mixed reviews. Farrell played the leading role of captain John Smith, the founder of 17th century colonial Jamestown, Virginia who falls in love with a beautiful American Indian maiden, Pocahontas, played by actress Q'Orianka Kilcher. The film achieved success, despite being released on 811 theatres worldwide and having a relatively low box office gross. The New World was followed by Ask the Dust, a romance film set in period Los Angeles co-starring Salma Hayek. It received a very limited theatrical release and was not a financial success. 2006 brought more success in Farrell's career, as he appeared opposite Jamie Foxx in Michael Mann's action-crime film Miami Vice. The film received box office status grossing a total of US$ 163,557,986.00 in its worldwide revenues; Universal Pictures released it in over 3,000 theatres worldwide and it captured the top spot at the box office, grossing more than US$ 25.7 million in its opening weekend Private life Farrell married English actress Amelia Warner in July 2001 and divorced her four months later. He has a son, James, (born on September 12, 2003), with American model Kim Bordenave, from whom he is now estranged. In December 2005, Farrell voluntarily checked into a rehabilitation treatment center for addictions to recreational drugs and painkillers. His publicist commented that Farrell had started taking painkillers due to a back injury. He was released on January 2006. In May 2006, Farrell started attending rehabilitation meetings. Personal disputes In July 2005, Farrell filed a lawsuit suing his former girlfriend, Playboy model Nicole Narain, the Internet Commerce Group (ICG) and adult entertainment producer David Hans Schmidt over the distrubution of an illegal fifteen minute sex tape that Farrell had made with Narain in 2003. The tape is believed to have been made at Narain's apartment. Farrell claims he understood the tape as being "strictly private and confidential and will take legal court actions to anyone who tries to distribute it" , but it was leaked to Schmidt and ICG who tried to release it publicly. A Los Angeles judge issued an injunction barring the sale, distribution, or display of the tape. Narain claimed that she did not give the tape to anyone and was not sure if or how copies were taken from her. She originally said that she would work with Farrell to ensure that it remained private, but Farrell said Narain was trying to release it along with Schmidt in order to damage his career and " make money out of it", which Narain denies. In January 2006, the tape surfaced on website named dirtycolin.com. The site was shut down on the same day because of server overload, but re-opened a week later. The tape was then pirated through BitTorrent and other file sharing systems. Both Farrell's and Narain's lawyers denounced the site, which was shut down again a few days later for unknown reasons. Farrell's legal team said it would take legal action against sites that hosted the tape. A trial date for the Narain lawsuit was set for July 17, 2006, but the judge allowed Farrell and Narain to mediate until April 20. On April 16, the two reached a settlement with confidential terms. However, Farrell's lawsuit against ICG continued with a trial date set for July 21, 2006. Dessarae Bradford's accusations Farrell has been sued twice for alleged harassment and sending foul messages to telephone sex worker Dessarae Bradford. The lawsuits were later dismissed due to a lack of evidence provided by Bradford . Bradford, who has announced that she is "waging war on Colin Farrell ", has recorded a song entitled "Colin Farrell is My Bitch" and has self-published a book called "Colin Farrell: A Dark Twisted Puppy" . Bradford took a lie detector test on an i TV program in an attempt to support her claims and stories. She failed the test. On July 20, 2006, Bradford confronted Farrell on the set of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and was escorted out by police while shouting "I'll see you in court." Farrell's only response was, "You're insane." Farrell requested a restraining order in court against Bradford; Farrell said Bradford "accosted me during the taping of a network television show on July 20, 2006. I am concerned that her harassing behavior has escalated and may pose an immediate threat to my well-being and the well-being of my family." The request also asks for Bradford to keep away from Farrell and his son James, and James' mother, Kim Bordenave. The temporary restraining order was granted and will remain in effect until August, 2009. The restraining order was upheld during a later appeal. Trivia Named one of People Magazine's "50 Most Beautiful People" in 2003. Voted 6th in the World's "Sexiest Man" by Company Magazine in 2003. On a recent episode of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Farrell was seen doing impressions of film director Woody Allen, and Leno. Was a line dancing instructor in a nightclub in Limerick called Docs (now known as Trinity Rooms). He often cites actor Al Pacino and Steve McQueen as having a huge influence on him, both as an actor and a person. Auditioned for Boyzone at the age of 17. Sister, Claudine Farrell is his personal assistant. Became an official games spokesman for the 2007 Special Olympics. Selected filmography Year Title Role Other notes 2007 Cassandra's Dream ? currently filming Pride and Glory Jimmy Egan currently in post-production 2006 Miami Vice Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett Ask the Dusk Arturo Bandini 2005 The New World Captain John Smith 2004 Alexander Alexander the Great A Home at the End of the World Bobby Morrow (1982) 2003 Veronica Guerin Tattooed Boy Cameo Intermission Lehiff released in the U.S. in 2004 S.W.A.T. Officer Jim Street The Recruit James Douglas Clayton Daredevil Bullseye 2002 Phone Booth Stuart Shepard Minority Report Danny Witwer Hart's War Lt. Thomas W. Hart 2001 American Outlaws Jesse James 2000 Tigerland Pvt. Roland Bozz Ordinary Decent Criminal Alec released in the U.S. in 2003 (DVD and video) 1999 The War Zone Nick Awards Awards won Boston Society of Film Critics Awards: Best Actor for Tigerland in 2000. IFTA Awards: Best Actor in a film for S.W.A.T. in 2003. London Critics Circle Film Awards: Best Newcomer of the Year for Tigerland in 2002. MTV Movie Awards: Best Trans-Atlantic Breakthrough Performer in 2003. MTV Movie Awards, Mexico: Best Actor in a Movie for S.W.A.T. in 2003. Shanghai International Film Festival: Best Actor for Hart's War in 2002. Teen Choice Awards: Best Movie Villain for Daredevil in 2003. Nominations Emire Awards, UK: Best Actor for Minority Report in 2003. European Film Awards: Best Actor for Intermission in 2004. IFTA Awards: Best Supporting Actor in Film/TV for Intermission in 2004 MTV Movie Awards: Best Villain for Daredevil in 2003. Teen Choice Awards: Best Choice Breakout Star-Male for The Recruit, Daredevil and Phone Booth in 2003. References Footnotes Web sites Colin Farrell Official site Colin Farrell Fansite Colin Farrell at www.hunkymalecelebs.com cs:Colin Farrell da:Colin Farrell de:Colin Farrell es:Colin Farrell fr:Colin Farrell hr:Colin Farrell it:Colin Farrell nl:Colin Farrell ja:????????? pl:Colin Farrell pt:Colin Farrell ru:??, ? 3/4 1/2 fi:Colin Farrell sv:Colin Farrell zh:??????

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

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No Score Yet The Gentlemen Actor 2020
47% Dumbo Holt 2019
91% Widows Jack Mulligan 2018
53% Roman J. Israel, Esq. George $11.9M 2017
80% The Killing of a Sacred Deer Dr. Steven Murphy $2M 2017
95% It's Not Yet Dark Actor 2017
79% The Beguiled John McBurney $10.6M 2017
25% Solace Charles Ambrose $0.5M 2016
75% Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them Percival Graves $234.1M 2016
88% The Lobster David $9.1M 2016
51% Miss Julie John 2014
13% Winter's Tale Peter Lake $10.7M 2014
79% Saving Mr. Banks Robert Goff Travers $53.3M 2013
64% Epic Ronin $107.6M 2013
39% Dead Man Down Victor $10.9M 2013
82% Seven Psychopaths Marty $15.1M 2012
31% Total Recall Douglas Quaid/Hauser $58.9M 2012
36% London Boulevard Mitchel $11K 2011
72% Fright Night Jerry $18.3M 2011
69% Horrible Bosses Bobby Pellit $117M 2011
74% The Way Back Valka $2.6M 2011
69% Ondine Syracuse $0.6M 2010
No Score Yet Burma Soldier Actor 2010
64% The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus Imaginarium Tony #3 $7.6M 2009
90% Crazy Heart Tommy Sweet $38.4M 2009
No Score Yet Triage Mark Walsh Executive Producer 2009
35% Pride and Glory Jimmy Egan $15.8M 2008
53% Kicking It Narrator Executive Producer 2008
84% In Bruges Ray $7.6M 2008
No Score Yet Paradise Actor 2008
46% Cassandra's Dream Terry $0.9M 2007
46% Miami Vice Sonny Crockett $63.5M 2006
35% Ask the Dust Arturo Bandini $0.7M 2006
No Score Yet Alexander Revisited: Final Cut Alexander the Great 2006
62% The New World John Smith $12.5M 2005
16% Alexander Alexander the Great $34.3M 2004
No Score Yet Alexander: The Ultimate Cut Alexander the Great 2004
50% A Home at the End of the World Bobby Morrow (1982) $0.9M 2004
53% Veronica Guerin Tatooed Boy 2003
47% S.W.A.T. Jim Street $116.7M 2003
73% Intermission Lehiff $0.8M 2003
72% Phone Booth Stu Shepard $46.6M 2003
44% Daredevil Bullseye $102.5M 2003
43% The Recruit James Clayton $52.8M 2003
90% Minority Report Det. Danny Witwer $132.1M 2002
59% Hart's War Lt. Hart $19.1M 2002
14% American Outlaws Jesse James $11.9M 2001
No Score Yet Kiss Me, Kate Harry Trevor 2001
76% Tigerland Bozz 2000

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No Score Yet The Talk
2010
Guest
  • 2019
78% True Detective
2014
Ray Velcoro
  • 2019
  • 2015
  • 2014
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest
  • 2019
  • 2017
  • 2016
  • 2015
  • 2013
No Score Yet Variety Studio: Actors on Actors
2015
Guest
  • 2017
No Score Yet The Graham Norton Show
2007
Guest
  • 2017
  • 2015
  • 2013
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest
  • 2017
  • 2016
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2011
  • 2010
  • 2008
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015
Guest
  • 2016
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest
  • 2016
  • 2013
  • 2012
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest
  • 2014
  • 2013
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2010
  • 2006
  • 2003
  • 2002
83% Scrubs
2001-2010
Billy
  • 2005
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Host Performer
  • 2004
No Score Yet Masterpiece
1971-2014
Milkman
  • 2000
No Score Yet Blake's 7
1978-1981

QUOTES FROM Colin Farrell CHARACTERS

David
I've got good news. I've had a great idea.
Short Sighted Woman
What kind of idea?
Lisping Man
I raise my left foot. I bring my elbow to my knee and tap it twice, I bring my foot to my knee and tap it three times. I lie face down, I kneel down. I touch my left cheek and then lie face up.
Short Sighted Woman
Are you sure you're prepared to do that
Bullseye
I missed. He made me miss.
Hans
You might wanna stop drinking, Martin, if this is how you're going to behave.
Marty
If this is how I'm gonna..? This guy... just telephoned a psycho killer, to come and psycho kill us! And this guy's doubting a life-long believe in the after life because of psychedelic cactus he just ate! And you motherfuckers are telling me to behave?!
Robert Goff Travers
A man must shave, for to spare his daughters cheeks.
Ken
You don't even know that we're not here on a job.
Ray
Here in Bruges?
Ken
Yeah.
Ray
On a job?
Ray
On a job? Here in Bruges?
Ray
That's for John Lennon, Yankee fucking cunt!
Marty
Friends don't make their friends die.
Alexander
But I am Alexander. And no more than Earth has two suns, will Asia bear two kings.
Billy
You're fucked from birth. The Spanish got bullfighting. The French got cheese. And the Irish have alcoholism.
Marty
And what do the Americans have?
Billy
Tolerance.
Douglas Quaid
Why you trying to kill me? Talk! Or we can skip straight til' death do us part!
Lori Quaid
I'm not your wife
Douglas Quaid
That's bullshit we've been married seven years!
Lori Quaid
I'm UFB Police Intel, assigned to play your wife, six weeks ago I didn't even know you.
Douglas Quaid
Our marriage?
Lori Quaid
What can I say? I give good wife. Come on, deep down did you really believe someone like me, would marry someone like you, and live, in this shithole!?
Ronin
Many leaves, one tree. We're all individuals, but we're still connected. No one's alone.
Valka
Grateful is for dogs.
Bullseye
You're good, baby. I'll give you that. But me? I'm magic.
Ray
What am I gonna do, ·Ken? What am I gonna do?
Ray
What am I gonna do, ·Ken? What am I gonna do?
Ken
Just keep moving. Keep on moving. Try not to think about it. Learn a new language, maybe?
Ken
Just keep moving. Keep on moving. Try not to think about it. Learn a new language, maybe?
Ray
I can hardly do English. (pause) That's the one thing I like about Europe, though. You don't have to learn any of their languages.
Ray
I can hardly do English. That's the one thing I like about Europe, though. You don't have to learn any of their languages.
Ray
A great day this has turned out to be. I'm suicidal, me mate tries to kill me, me gun gets nicked and we're still in fucking Bruges.
Darcy
Are you coming for me?
Victor
No. I am coming for her.
Roland Bozz
Just because you wear those sergeant's stripes don't mean you ain't gonna die.
Roland Bozz
Nobody saves anybody you stupid son of a bitch.
Roland Bozz
My friend here wants to go for the experience, Sergent. Says he ain't scared.
Sergeant Cota
Good luck, Private. You ask me, I'll stick with the smart and the scared.
Roland Bozz
Hey let's not become friends, Jim. You could be dead tomorrow and I'd miss you too much.
Roland Bozz
Jim just shut the fuck up! This is - I know what I'm doin' here!
Roland Bozz
Courage is when you're the only guy who knows how shit-scared you really are.
Miter
You know what I am Bozz? I'm a butcher.
Roland Bozz
Yeah, we all butchers, Miter.
Miter
No, I'm a real butcher.
Roland Bozz
Shit, you haven't killed anyone yet.
Miter
God damn it, Bozz, I mean a real butcher. Back home I cut meat.
Roland Bozz
What else they gonna do? Send us to Viet-Fucking-Nam? Too late for that shit.
Danny Witwer
Science has stolen most of our miracles.
Lori Quaid
Get some sleep.
Douglas Quaid
Sleep scares me.
Lori Quaid
Well, dream of me.
Marty
I don't have a drinking problem. I just like drinking.
Billy
Of course you do, Marty. One: You're a writer. Two: You're from Ireland. It's part of your heritage. You're fucked!
Billy
You know, Marty, the way you're feeling today--all depressed and alcoholic and shit-- you know what you should do? Put it into your writing, man! Use it! Bad idea?
Marty
Thanks, Billy. Great idea. I'll put the way I'm feeling today into my writing. Then I'll go blow my fucking brains out.
Billy
Come on, man! You know your writing helps alleviate your suicidal self-loathing and shit!
Marty
I don't have suicidal self-loathing and shit.
Alexander
You can run to the end of the earth, you coward! But you'll never run far enough!
Ken
Ray, you're about the worst tourist in the world.
Ray
Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If i grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me, but I didn't so it doesn't
Ray
Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me, but I didn't so it doesn't.
Marty
No shoot-outs, no pay-offs. Just human beings talking.
Bill
What, are we making French movies now? That sounds like the stupidest ending. No shoot-outs? That sounds like the stupidest ending I've ever fucking... No shoot-outs!?
Marty
No?
Bill
No!
Melina
That's your wife!?
Douglas Quaid/Hauser
I think we're separated.
Douglas Quaid/Hauser
It's safe to say we're separated.
Douglas Quaid
What the hell are you doing?
Lori Quaid
My job!
Overweight Man
Been to the top of the tower?
Ray
Yeah, yeah, it's rubbish.
Overweight Man
It is? Guide book says it's a must see.
Ray
Well you lot ain't goin up there.
Overweight Man
Pardon me? Why?
Ray
I mean it's all windy stairs. I'm not being funny.
Overweight Man
What exactly are you trying to say?
Ray
What exactly am I trying to say? You's are a bunch of fuckin' elephants!
Roxane
You l-love him?
Alexander
There are different kinds of love Roxane
Alexander
There are different kinds of love Roxane.
Douglas Quaid/Hauser
consider it a divorce
Douglas Quaid/Hauser
Consider that a divorce!
Douglas Quaid/Hauser
get your ass to mars
Douglas Quaid/Hauser
Get your ass to Mars.
Douglas Quaid
If i am not who i think i am then, who am i?
Douglas Quaid
If I am not me, then who the hell am I?
Ray
Isn't that what the Vietnamese used to say?
Ray
Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't.
Lori Quaid
You still out there baby? Or I suppose I should call you Hauser, I guess the joke was on me. I always thought you were a loser, turns out I was living with the greatest Intelligence Agent alive. Cohaagen still wants you back you know, then again you always were the favourite. All we heard back at the Agency was how great Carl Hauser was, but you know what you are? You're a traitor, and traitor's get put to death. . .
Lori Quaid
You still out there baby? Or I suppose I should call you Hauser, I guess the joke was on me. I always thought you were a loser, turns out I was living with the greatest Intelligence Agent alive. Cohaagen still wants you back you know, then again you always were the favourite. All we heard back at the Agency was how great Carl Hauser was, but you know what you are? You're a traitor, and traitor's get put to death...
Douglas Quaid/Hauser
Oh shit (Waiting for the lift doors to open)
Douglas Quaid/Hauser
Oh shit. [waiting for the lift doors to open]
Lori Quaid
So you might want to give you're little girlfriend a kiss goodbye, as long as she doesn't mind where those lips have been. . .
Lori Quaid
So you might want to give you're little girlfriend a kiss goodbye, as long as she doesn't mind where those lips have been...
Marty
That's just great! That's just fucking great! Do you know what that is? Do you know what that is right there!
Hans
Great?
Marty
That's just fucking great!
Matthias
That is not the only reason you are here.
Douglas Quaid
I want to remember.
Matthias
Why?
Douglas Quaid
So I can be myself, be who I was.
Matthias
It it each man's quest to find out who he truly is but the answer to that lies in the present, not in the past. As it is for all of us.
Douglas Quaid
But the past tells us who we've become.
Matthias
The past is a construct of the mind. It blinds us. It fools us into believing it. But the heart wants to live in the present. Look there. You'll find your answer.
Ray
I used to hate history. It's all a lot of stuff that's already fuckin' happened.
Pocahontas
Have you found your Indies, John?
John Smith
I might have sailed past them.
Joaquin Morales
What do you feel when you see all these bodies laying around everywhere? Sorrow? Fear? Relief, that you are not amongst them? That you have survived?
Mark Walsh
F*&k you.
Mark Walsh
F**k you.
Douglas Quaid
What the hell are you doing!?
Lori Quaid
My job!
Ray
A great day this has turned out to be. I'm suicidal, me mate tries to kill me, me gun gets nicked and we're still in fookin' Bruges!
Charlie's Mom
Ed: Can't get in without an invitation. Jerry: [steps in] I thought you did your homework. You've been watching me, I've been watching you. That's fair enough.
Ed
Can't get in without an invitation.
Jerry
[steps in] I thought you did your homework. You've been watching me, I've been watching you. That's fair enough.
Roland Bozz
Courage is when you're the only guy who knows how shit-scared you are.
Ray
One gay beer, for my gay friend, and one normal beer for me, because I am normal.
Douglas Quaid
Everyone seems to know me, but me..
Douglas Quaid
If I'm not me, then who the hell am I?
Douglas Quaid
Considadadit a divorce.
Douglas Quaid
Consider that a divorce!
Douglas Quaid
See you at the Pahhty Ricktah!
Douglas Quaid
See you at the party, Richter!
Douglas Quaid
If I'm not me...then who the hell am I?
Ray
What am I going to be, a doctor? You need exams.
Ray
You said he was a lolipop man ?!
Ray
You said he was a lolipop man?!
Ken
He was a lolipop man
Ken
He was a lolipop man.
Ray
What's a lolipop man doing on fucking karate !?
Ray
What's a lolipop man doing on fucking karate!?
Ken
I'm just saying
Ken
I'm just saying.
Ray
How old is he ?
Ken
50
Ken
50.
Ray
What's a 50 years old lolipop man doing in fuckin karate ?! What was he a chinese lolipop man ?!
Ray
What's a 50 years old lolipop man doing in fuckin' karate?! What was he a chinese lolipop man ?!
Jim Clayton
Nothing is what it seems.
Bobby Pellit
Yo, dickwad! What the fuck?
Kurt Buckman
What?
Bobby Pellit
Three hours late. What's the deal?
Kurt Buckman
I was at your fathers funeral!
Bobby Pellit
Uh huh. Maybe that excuse would work if my dad was here, but, I'm in charge now.
Kurt Buckman
That excuse wouldn't make any sense if dad was still here.
Ray
Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruge might impress me. But I didn't so, it doesn't.
Dr. Raju
i would like to see your sister mitchel with your permission
Dr. Raju
I would like to see your sister Mitchell with your permission.
Mitchel
Sanjay, it's a free country !
Mitchel
Sanjay, it's a free country!
Jerry
This girl tonight. She's a handful, you know? Women who look a certain way, they...they need to be managed. It's true. Your dad ducked out on you, huh? Your mom, she didn't exactly say, but there's a kind of...neglect. Gives off a scent. You don't mind my saying, you got a lot on your shoulders for a kid. The two of you, alone. And your girl...Amy. She's ripe. I bet there's a line of guys dying to pluck that. Your mom, too. You don't see it. Maybe you do, but she's putting it out. It's on you to look after them. You up for that, guy?
Charley Brewster
I think I can manage.
Jerry
Good. Because there's a lot of bad people out there, Charley. Everyone's got to look after his own business.
Ray
One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal.
Ray
A bottle! Don't bother.
Ed
can't get in without an invitation
Ed
Can't get in without an invitation.
Jerry
(steps in) I thought you did your homework. You've been watching me, I've been watching you. That's fair enough.
Jerry
[steps in] I thought you did your homework. You've been watching me, I've been watching you. That's fair enough.
Jerry
No house, no invitation.
Amy
"shoots Jerry"
Amy
[shoots Jerry]
Jerry
(pulls out silver bullet) Werewolves.
Jerry
[pulls out silver bullet] Werewolves.
Amy
(Grabs Chalice filled with Holy Water) Vampires. (Throws)
Amy
[grabs chalice filled with holy water] Vampires. [throws water]
Jerry
Woah! That's a big mighty cross you have there Charlie. But the thing is do you have faith?
Ray
Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin!.. If I had grown up on a farm, and was retarded, then Bruges might impress me. But, I didn't, so, it doesn't!
Ray
Somehow Ken I believe the balance will... Tip, in the favor of culture. Just like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl, opposite, a dwarf."
Ray
Somehow Ken I believe the balance will... Tip, in the favor of culture. Just like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl, opposite, a dwarf.
Alexander
For the Freedom and Glory of Greece
Alexander
For the freedom and glory of Greece.
Jerry
You have your mother's eyes.
Peter Vincent
* Shoot *
Peter Vincent
*shoot*
Jerry
And the aim of your father
Jerry
And the aim of your father.
Mitchel
You don't want me to be a gangster. Nobody want's me to be a gangster, 'cause I could not stop if I started.
Mitchel
You'd be the first to die.
Charlotte
If I fell in love with you, what would you do about it?
Mitchel
Everything.
Valka
You say too many prayers for an innocent man.
Jerry
Hey guy.
Jerry
I bet you there is a line of guys dying to pluck that..and your mom too.
Jerry
I bet there's a line of guys dying to pluck that... your mom too.
Jerry
Dont need an invitation if theres no house.
Jerry
Don't need an invitation if there's no house.
Janusz
A free man died here today.
Valka
Still, one less mouth to feed... What?
Ray
â??Two weeks, in fuckin' Bruges. In a room like this? With you? No way!"
Ray
For two weeks? In fucking Bruges? In a room like this? With you? No way.
Amy
Charlie is gonna find me.
Jerry
I'm counting on it.
Valka
You don't know what Stalin means?! It means ''Man of Steel''!!!
Valka
Don't you know what 'Stalin' means, funny man? Means man-of-steel.
Bullseye
I never miss!
Bobby Pellit
We need to trim some of the fat.
Kurt Buckman
What do you mean by trim the fat?
Bobby Pellit
I want you to fire the fat people. They're lazy and they're slow and they make me sad to look at. You can start with Large Marge.
Bobby Pellit
Marge can you come in here please?
Bobby Pellitt
You can fire Professor Xavier. Creeps me out, Rolling around all day in his special little secret chair.
Bobby Pellitt
You can fire Professor Xavier.
Kurt
You mean Hank.
Bobby Pellitt
Creeps me out, rolling around all day in his special little secret chair.
Officer John Anderton
Why'd you catch that?
Danny Witwer
Because it was gonna fall.
Officer John Anderton
You're certain?
Danny Witwer
Yeah.
Officer John Anderton
But it didn't fall, you caught it. The fact that you prevented it from happening doesn't change the fact it was going to happen.
Danny Witwer
How long has John been doping?
Lara Clarke
After we lost our son.
Danny Witwer
You mean when he lost your son?
Sonny Crockett
I'm a fiend for mojitos.
Syracuse
She sings to the fishes and he catches them.
Ray
Back off, shorty!
Jimmy
You don't know karate!
Ray
There's a Christmas tree somewhere in London with a bunch of presents underneath it that'll never be opened. And I thought, if I survive all of this, I'd go to that house, apologize to the mother there, and accept whatever punishment she chose for me. Prison... death... didn't matter. Because at least in prison and at least in death, you know, I wouldn't be in fuckin' Bruges. But then, like a flash, it came to me. And I realized, fuck man, maybe that's what hell is: the entire rest of eternity spent in fuckin' Bruges. And I really really hoped I wouldn't die. I really really hoped I wouldn't die.
Valka
Were lost.
Valka
We're lost.