Dolly Parton

I'm as friendly as I know how to be to everyone in that office, and they treat me like a bastard at a family reunion.

I'm as friendly as I know how to be to everyone in that office, and they treat me like a bastard at a family reunion.

Bernie, you old son of a baptist.

Get your butt off my table, I eat there.

Well, I am who I am.

Well, maybe you were... five procedures ago!

Who cares if I've had a few little nips and tucks? God didn't make plastic surgeons so they could starve!

Was she prayin'?

Yes.

Why.

Because she got me, maybe she was prayin' for Marshall and Drew and Belle. My, she was prayin' for is because we were gossipin'. Maybe she was prayin' because the elastic shot in her pantyhose. Who knows that she prays at the drop of a hat these days.

What are your colors, Shelby?

My colors are "blush" and "bashful"

Her colors are "pink" and pink"

My colors are "blush" and "bashful", Mama!

How precious is this weddin' gonna get, I ask you?

Oh, sweetheart, don't. Please don't cry or I will too. I have a strict policy that nobody cries alone in my presence.

Oh, Sammy's so confused that he don't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.

I'm just screamin' at my husband; I can do that any time!

When it comes to pain and sufferin', she's right there with Elizabeth Taylor.

I've just been to the dedication of the new children's park.

Yeah, how did that go?

Janice Van Meter got hit with a baseball. It was fabulous.

Was she hurt?

I doubt it. She got hit in the head.

Ed Earl, I think the best thing to do is to put this behind us, just as quick as we can. I've made a little money, I've laughed some, I've danced to the music... it's just time to pay the fiddler, that's all.

All right, we'll go to your place and you can show me your organ. But I'm warnin' you, it'd best be havin' music comin' out of it.

What's it gonna take to buy out my contract? What?

(stares at her and stammers) Wa-wa-wa-wa.

Wa-wa-wa-wa.

Don't say a night in the sack!

I'd never say anything like that! What's the matter with you? How about thirty minutes?

Do you play an instrument?

Yeah, I can sorta play a couple of chords on this organ I have at home. Hey, I'll tell you what, why don't you come to my house and teach me a new song?

Go to your house, huh? I suppose that's so you can show me your organ, right?

Why do you think I'm conning you? I tell you that I really do have this big organ!

Smile! It increases your face value.

Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin' across your face.

In a good shoe, I wear a size six, but a seven feels so good, I buy a size eight.

Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion.

There's so much static electricity in the room, I pick up everything but boys and money.

Well! Fine! Then I'm gettin' dressed and goin' home!

Well! Fine! I'm goin' into the bathroom and... put this on.

The best part?

Now that's what the little silver snaps are for.

Well, I say hire a couple'a wranglers to go upstairs and beat the shit out of him.

Well, I always just thought if you see somebody without a smile, give 'em yours!

Me jumpin' up and down? I'd black both my eyes!

I couldn't be a ballerina now. I'm too top-heavy. I have a hard enough time balancin' these things now without gettin' on my toes!

Don't feel sorry for me. I started out poor, and I worked my way up to outcast.

You know, it's always a business doin' pleasure with you, Charlie!

You know what burns my ass?

What?

A flame about three feet high!

Bernie, you old son of a baptist.

God gave us daughters so our mothers could say I told you so.

Well I am who I am!

Maybe you were, five procedures ago!

I'd call you stubborn but that would be an insult to the mules

I'd call you stubborn but that would be an insult to the mules.

"Who cares if I've had a few nips and tucks? God didn't make plastic surgeons so they could starve!

Who cares if I've had a few nips and tucks? God didn't make plastic surgeons so they could starve!

Another tedius social statement movie! Dolly, you're all alone in this one.

Yawl remember my grandson, Randy?