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Eric Anderson

Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

51% Half of a Yellow Sun Biafran Soldier One $54.1K 2014
No Score Yet I Am the Ripper Director 2004

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

No Score Yet Martin
1992-1997
Waiter
  • 1993

QUOTES FROM Eric Anderson CHARACTERS

Ash
I can fight my own fights.
Kristofferson
No you can`t.
Ash
I'm here to rescue you.
Kristofferson
I've got mixed feelings about that.
Kristofferson
I must say, I'm pleased to be invited, but I'm not sure I should be doing this, Uncle Foxy.
Mr. Fox
Why not?
Kristofferson
Because I don't like to be dishonest with people!
Mr. Fox
Well, just keep your mouth shut, and it won't be a problem.
Kylie
Yeah, but I don't think he should come with us either.
Mr. Fox
We're not taking a boat!
Mr. Fox
We're not taking a vote!
Beaver's Son
Why is your cousin such a wet sandwich?
Kristofferson
I beg your pardon?
Beaver's Son
What's that mean?
Kristofferson
That means "I didn't understand what you just said", a wet sandwich?
Kristofferson
That means 'I didn't understand what you just said', a wet sandwich?
Kristofferson
That means I didn't understand what you just said, a wet sandwich?
Beaver's Son
Why'd you take your shoes off?
Kristofferson
So I don't break your nose when I kick it.
Kristofferson
(angrily throws acorn on floor; it bounces into the bowl he's holding) Excuse me, everyone, I'm going to go meditate for half an hour.
Ash
There's alot of attitudes going around here. Don't make me get one.
Kristofferson
It's just-
Ash
Sleep wherever you want, man. Here, take my bed. I'll just crawl under the bookcase. Who cares if I get splinters in my ears?
Kristofferson
Never mind.
Ash
Oh, you gonna pout about it? 'Cause I've had it up to here with the sad house guest routine!