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Francesca Roberts

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Filmography

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

81% Grey's Anatomy
2005
Mrs. Bird
  • 2006
61% Ally McBeal
1997-2002
Judge Francesca Harris Judge Cynthia Harris
  • 2000
  • 1999

QUOTES FROM Francesca Roberts CHARACTERS

Elle Woods
[Elle is cross-examining Chutney Windham] Ms. Windham, what had you done earlier that day?
Chutney
I got up. Got a latte. Went to the gym. Got a perm and came home.
Elle Woods
Where you got in the shower?
Marina R. Bickford
I believe the witness has made it clear that she was in the shower. [Courtroom audience laughs]
Elle Woods
Yes, your Honor.
Elle Woods
[a sudden brainstorm comes over Elle] Ms. Windham, had you ever gotten a perm before?
Chutney
Yes.
Chutney
Two a year since I was 12. You do the math.
Elle Woods
You know, a girl in my sorority, Tracy Marcinco got a perm once. We all tried to talk her out of it. Curls weren't a good look for her. She didn't have your bone structure, but thankfully that same day she entered the Pheta Delta Phi wet t-shirt contest where she was completely hosed to down from head to toe...
DA Joyce Rafferty
Objection, why is this relevant?
Elle Woods
I have a point, I promise.
Marina R. Bickford
Then make it.
Elle Woods
Chutney, why is it Tracy Marcinco's curls were ruined when she got hosed down?
Chutney
Because they got wet.
Elle Woods
Exactly. Because isn't the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you're forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate?
Elle Woods
And wouldn't somebody who had, say, 30 perms before in their life be well aware of this rule, and if in fact you weren't washing your hair as I suspect you weren't because your curls are still intact, wouldn't you have heard the gunshot, and if in fact you had heard the gunshot Brooke Windham wouldn't have had time to hide the gun before you got downstairs. Which means you would have had to found Brooke Windham with a gun in her hand to make your story plausible, isn't that right?
Chutney
She's my age! Did she tell you that? How would you feel if your father married someone who was your age?
Elle Woods
You, however, Chutney had time to hide the gun after you shot your father.
Chutney
[Chutney is in tears] I didn't mean to shoot him! [points at Brooke] I thought it was YOU walking through the door! [Courtroom audience gasps]
Elle Woods
Oh my God.
Marina R. Bickford
Oh my God.
Brooke Taylor Windham
Oh my God.
Marina R. Bickford
Balliff, take the witness into custody, where she will be charged for the murder of Joseph Windham. Case dismissed. Mrs. Windham, you're free to go.
Brooke Taylor Windham
Thank you, your honor.