Gailard Sartain

Gailard Sartain

  • Highest Rated: 100% Songwriter (1984)
  • Lowest Rated: 3% Getting Even With Dad (1994)
  • Birthday: Sep 18, 1946
  • Birthplace: Not Available
  • Good-ole-boy character actor Gailard Sartain first came to the attention of TV fans as a member of the comedy ensemble of The Sonny and Cher Comedy Hour (1976-77 season). Sairtain enjoyed more TV-screen time as dufus short order cook Willie Billie Honey in the 1978 syndicated comedy-variety weekly Hee Haw Honeys; cast as Willie Billie's younger sister, by the way, was one Kathie Lee Johnson, who went on to chatshow fame as Kathie Lee Gifford. In films, Sairtain was prominently featured as the Big Bopper in The Buddy Holly Story (1981) and as bucolic bumpkin Chuck in Jim Varney's Ernest flicks. Active into the 1990s, Gailard Sairtain usually shows up these days in featured roles as redneck Southern sheriffs and state troopers.

Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

29% Elizabethtown Charles Dean $26.9M 2005
No Score Yet Cockfight Jim 2002
No Score Yet The Round and Round Jim 2002
67% Ali Gordon Davidson $58.2M 2001
41% The Replacements Pilachowski $44.1M 2000
No Score Yet Existo Collette Wachuwill 1999
No Score Yet All New Adventures of Laurel & Hardy: For Love or Mummy Oliver Fattius Hardy 1999
90% Pirates of Silicon Valley Ed Roberts 1999
22% The Patriot Floyd Chisholm 1999
No Score Yet Murder in Mind Charlie 1997
33% The Spitfire Grill Sheriff Gary Walsh 1996
No Score Yet Open Season George Plunkett 1996
11% Speechless Cutler 1994
3% Getting Even With Dad Carl 1994
19% Clean Slate Judge Block 1994
18% The Real McCoy Buckner 1993
33% Equinox Dandridge 1992
8% Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot Munroe 1992
74% Fried Green Tomatoes Ed Couch 1991
No Score Yet The Chase Hammer 1991
65% Guilty by Suspicion Chairman Wood 1991
90% The Grifters Joe 1990
No Score Yet The Chase Actor 1990
13% Ernest Goes to Jail Chuck 1990
71% Love at Large Taxi Driver 1990
80% Blaze LaGrange 1989
87% Mississippi Burning Sheriff Stuckey 1988
36% Ernest Saves Christmas Chuck 1988
79% The Moderns New York Critic 1988
No Score Yet Leader of the Band Actor 1987
89% The Big Easy Chef Paul 1987
62% Ernest Goes to Camp Jake 1987
50% Made in Heaven Sam Morrell 1987
No Score Yet Uphill All the Way Private 1986
82% Trouble in Mind Fat Adolph 1985
100% Songwriter Mulreaux 1984
92% All of Me Fulton Norris 1984
94% Choose Me Mueller 1984
64% The Outsiders Jerry 1983
No Score Yet Endangered Species Mayor 1982
No Score Yet Hard Country Johnny Bob 1981
14% Roadie B.B. Muldoon 1980
17% The Hollywood Knights Rimbeau 1980

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

No Score Yet King of the Hill
1997-2010
Voice
  • 1997
85% The Simpsons
1989
Voice
  • 1997
No Score Yet Dukes of Hazzard
1979-1985
A.C.
  • 1983
  • 1982

QUOTES FROM Gailard Sartain CHARACTERS

Ed Couch
What the hell is this?
Evelyn Couch
That's a low cholesterol. Happy Valentine's.
Ed Couch
God! Are you tryin' to kill me?
Evelyn Couch
If I was gonna kill you, I'd use my hands.
Evelyn Couch
Did you hear that?
Ed Couch
What?
Evelyn Couch
The train.
Ed Couch
No, I didn't hear no train.
Evelyn Couch
Ah, nothin'. I guess.
Ed Couch
What the hell is this?
Ed Couch
What the hell's this?
Evelyn Couch
That's a low chosetral meal Happy Valentines?.
Evelyn Couch
That's a low cholesterol meal. Happy Valentine's.
Ed Couch
God?, are you tryin' to kill me?.
Ed Couch
God! Are you trying to kill me?
Evelyn Couch
If I was gonna kill you, I'd use my hands?.
Evelyn Couch
If I was gonna kill you, I'd use my hands.
Ed Couch
Well, honey. What I can't understand is, how in the hell you can hit someone six times by accident.
Jerry
You guys are three of the bravest kids I've seen in a long time. What are you guys? Professional heroes or somethin'?
Jerry
You guys are three of the bravest kids I've seen in a long time. What are you guys? Professional heroes or something?