Jason Segel

Jason Segel

  • Highest Rated: 95% The Muppets (2011)
  • Lowest Rated: 10% Slackers (2002)
  • Birthday: Jan 18, 1980
  • Birthplace: Not Available
  • Born January 18th, 1980, the first decade or so of Jason Segel's career as a Hollywood actor, he spent his time earning cult-favorite status -- beginning with the jet-black comedy Dead Man on Campus (1998), then the NBC comedy drama Freaks and Geeks (1999). Segel subsuquently achieved broader recognition for his long-running performance as Marshall on the beloved sitcom How I Met Your Mother. He also played Jason in the big-screen feature Knocked Up (2007), Judd Apatow's uproarious follow-up to The 40-Year-Old Virgin. Fresh off his success in Knocked Up, Segel parlayed his newfound wide-scale popularity into the ultimate chance to showcase his skills, writing and starring in the side splitting romantic comedy Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008), alongside Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis, and Russell Brand.The massively succesful film also featured a supporting performance by funnyman Paul Rudd, who reteamed with Segal for 2009's buddy comedy I Love You, Man. Having found a niche with audiences, the actor next picked up another tonally similar comedy, appearing with Cameron Diaz in the sharp witted, hard-R rated Bad Teacher in 2011. Later that same year, Segal showcased his talents on both sides of the camera yet again, writing the script for a reboot of Jim Henson's beloved Muppets, and starring in the film alongside the furry stars as well. As Segal geared up for 2012, he signed on to star alongside Emily Blunt in the romantic comedy A Five Year Engagement.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

No Score Yet The Billion Brick Race Screenwriter 2019
76% The Friend Dane 2019
68% Come Sunday Henry 2018
91% The End Of The Tour David Foster Wallace 2015
No Score Yet Despicable Me 2: 3 Mini-Movie Collection Actor 2015
16% Sex Tape Screenwriter Jay Executive Producer $34.3M 2014
52% This Is 40 Jason $65.3M 2012
63% The Five-Year Engagement Executive Producer Screenwriter Tom Solomon $28.7M 2012
77% Jeff Who Lives at Home Jeff $4.3M 2012
95% The Muppets Screenwriter Gary Executive Producer $88.7M 2011
44% Bad Teacher Russell Gettis $100.3M 2011
20% Gulliver's Travels Horatio $42.8M 2010
81% Despicable Me Vector $251.5M 2010
72% Get Him to the Greek Producer $61M 2010
83% I Love You, Man Sydney Fife $71.4M 2009
83% Forgetting Sarah Marshall Screenwriter Peter Bretter $63M 2008
90% Knocked Up Jason $148.8M 2007
No Score Yet The Good Humor Man Smelly Bob 2005
No Score Yet LolliLove Jason 2004
64% Die Mommie Die! Larry the Hippie 2003
92% 11:14 Leon 2003
10% Slackers Sam $4.9M 2002
15% Dead Man on Campus Kyle 1998
40% Can't Hardly Wait Watermelon Guy 1998
63% SLC Punk Mike 1998

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

83% How I Met Your Mother
2005-2014
Marshall
  • 2019
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2011
  • 2010
  • 2009
  • 2008
  • 2007
  • 2006
  • 2005
No Score Yet The View
1997
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2012
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015
Guest
  • 2017
No Score Yet The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
Guest
  • 2017
No Score Yet Today
2017
Guest
  • 2017
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest
  • 2017
  • 2015
  • 2014
No Score Yet Variety Studio: Actors on Actors
2015
Guest
  • 2016
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest
  • 2015
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest
  • 2015
  • 2014
  • 2011
  • 2010
No Score Yet Charlie Rose
2013-2017
Guest
  • 2015
  • 2002
No Score Yet Inside the Actors Studio
1994
Guest
  • 2014
No Score Yet The Talk
2010
Guest
  • 2014
  • 2013
No Score Yet Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
Guest
  • 2014
  • 2012
  • 2011
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Host Guest
  • 2014
  • 2012
  • 2008
No Score Yet Comment je l'ai rencontrée
2005-2011
Marshall
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2010
  • 2009
  • 2008
  • 2007
  • 2006
  • 2005
No Score Yet CBS This Morning
2012
Guest
  • 2012
No Score Yet The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
1999-2015
Guest
  • 2012
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest
  • 2012
  • 2011
  • 2010
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Performer
  • 2011
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest
  • 2010
  • 2009
71% Family Guy
1999
Voice
  • 2009
No Score Yet CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
2000-2015
Neil Jansen
  • 2005
  • 2004
93% Undeclared
2001-2002
Eric
  • 2003
  • 2002
  • 2001
100% Freaks and Geeks
1999-2000
Nick
  • 2000
  • 1999
No Score Yet How I Met Your Mother
Marshall

QUOTES FROM Jason Segel CHARACTERS

Jay
It's a game.. Called breaking in and entering
Jay
It's a game..called breaking in and entering.
Vector
Oh poop.
Jay
Siri, how do you give CPR, to a dog?
Gary
So you guys aren't getting back together?
Kermit
[sadly] No.
Kermit
No.
Mary
This is going to be a really short movie.
Jeff
I watched signs again last night.
Vector
Curse you tiny toilet!
Jay
I'm going to be there to rear your child.
Jason
You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child!
Jason
I had the chicken pox THREE times. I have no immunity to it.
Ben Stone
We don't have the heart to tell him it's herpes.
Jason
It's not herpes if it's everywhere.
Jason
You wanna know who I want to get pregnant? Felicity Huffman. Ever since I saw Transamerica, I can't get her out of my head.
Surfing Instructor
If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you?
Peter Bretter
Yeah, probably.
Jason
What's the difference between a straight mustache and a gay mustache? The Smell.
Jason
What's the difference between a straight mustache and a gay mustache? The smell.
Edith
What are you warming up for?
Vector
Stuff.
Margo
What sort of stuff?
Vector
Super cool stuff you wouldn't understand.
Agnes
Like sleeping?
Vector
They are not pyjamas!
Agnes
Why are you wearing pyjamas?
Vector
This aren't pyjamas! Is a warm up suit.
Peter Klaven
She was pretty hot.
Sydney Fife
Ya, I fucked her.
Vector
You wanted to see me dad.
Mr. Perkins
Oh yes, come in Victor.
Vector
Actually, Victor was my nerd name. [Stands up] Now its Vector!
Mr. Perkins
Sit down!
Tom
I want to be alone, but I want you here.
Jeff
I told you I dont believe in fighting.
Pat
Oh yeah, because your a pussy.
Jeff
Was Gandhi a pussy?
Jeff
Everyone and Everything is interconnected in the universe. Stay pure of heart and you will see the signs. Follow the signs and you will find your destiny.
Walter
Wow Gary, I think it's so cool you're taking Mary to Los Angeles! I can't believe you guys have been dating for ten years!
Gary
Well, yeah, Mary wanted to do something really special for our 10th anniversary, and she's always wanted to go to Los Angeles!
Walter
Make sure and send me a postcard from the muppet studios!
Vector
Curse you, tiny toilet!
Jeff
This Porsche is tiny.
Pat
The Porsche is normal sized--you're a Sasquatch.
Jeff
Are those workout gloves?
Pat
Uh, I don't think so, they came with the car, so...
Jeff
Shit is alive!
Gary
Life's a fillet o' fish.
Gary
Yes it is!
Jeff
You ever feel like you were waiting for ever to figure out what your destiny is?
Gary
"I'm a muppety man"
Gary
I'm a muppety man.
Gary
Mary! Surprise! I figured out why you were mad at...[realizes she's gone]...me.
Gary
Mary! Surprise! I figured out why you were mad at... [realizes she's gone] ...me.
Peter Bretter
Oh, wedding in Hawaii! Real original!
Gary
"It's time to light the lights."
Gary
It's time to light the lights.
Gary
Growing up is becoming who you want to be.
Gary
Am I a man or a muppet?
Gary
I'm a Muppet of a Man
Gary
I'm a muppet of a man.
Gary
Sooner or later you have to believe in yourself
Gary
Sooner or later you're going to have to believe in yourself..
Brian
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Peter Bretter
You shall not pass!
Russell Gettis
It's the only argument I need Shawn!
Russell Gettis
Twilight, What did we talk about in class? Don?t throw at her. Throw through her.
Russell Gettis
Twilight, what did we talk about in class? Don't throw it at her, throw it through her.
Russell Gettis
Hey do want to go out some time?
Elizabeth
Are you still a gym teacher?
Russell Gettis
Yeah.
Elizabeth
Then fuck off.
Russell Gettis
Okay. That went awesome.
Elizabeth
Sign my yearbook?
Russell Gettis
Hold my balls.
Russell Gettis
Hold my ball sack.
Sydney Fife
HI.
Sydney Fife
Hi.
Hailey
I'm good. I know you didn't ask but I'm good.
Sydney Fife
Okay.
Hailey
Just in case you were going to ask.
Sydney Fife
I will see you there, or I will see you on another time
Sydney Fife
I will see you there, or I will see you on another time.
Peter Klaven
I will see you there, or I will see you on another time.
Peter Klaven
Okay...now I'm confused. I don't know whether you're coming or not.
Peter Klaven
That was very confusing. I don't know if you're gonna come or not.
Sydney Fife
That was very confusing. I don't know if you're gonna come or not.
Sydney Fife
No, I'll be there.
Peter Klaven
No, I'll be there.
Sydney Fife
This is the man cave, there's no women allowed in here. I got a jerk-off station for God's sake.
Jason
She looks really... smart.
Jason
She looks really, smart.
Pete
You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother... Gabe Ruth
Pete
You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother, Gabe Ruth
Sydney Fife
I love you bro Montana.
Vector
When I'm done with Gru, he's gonna be begging for mercy!