Jeff Bridges

Jeff Bridges

  • Highest Rated: 100% Fat City (1972)
  • Lowest Rated: 0% 8 Million Ways To Die (1986)
  • Birthday: Dec 4, 1949
  • Birthplace: Los Angeles, California, USA
  • The son of actor Lloyd Bridges, Jeff Bridges made his screen bow as a petulant infant in the arms of his real-life mother, Dorothy, in the 1950 Jane Greer melodrama The Company She Keeps; his troublesome older brother in that film was played by his real older brother Beau. The younger Bridges made a more formal debut before the cameras at age eight, in an episode of his dad's TV series Sea Hunt. After serving in the Coast Guard reserve, the budding actor studied acting at the Herbert Berghof school. While older brother Beau was developing into a character player, Bridges, thanks in equal parts to his ability and ruggedly handsome looks, became a bona fide leading man. He had his first major success with a leading role in Peter Bogdanovich's The Last Picture Show (1971), for which he was nominated for an Academy Award. Two years later, he won yet another Oscar nomination, this time for Best Supporting Actor in Thunderbolt and Lightfoot (1974). Bridges worked steadily throughout the rest of the 1970s, starring in a number of films, including Hearts of the West (1975) and Stay Hungry (1976). The 1980s brought further triumph, despite starting out inauspiciously with a part in the notoriously ill-fated Heaven's Gate (1981). In 1984, Bridges won yet another Oscar nomination for his leading role in Starman and continued to find acclaim for his work, in such movies as The Morning After (1986) and The Fabulous Baker Boys (1989). The latter featured Bridges and brother Beau as struggling musicians, as well as Michelle Pfeiffer in a performance marked by both the actress' own talent and her ability to roll around on a piano wearing a figure-hugging red velvet dress. Bridges began the 1990s with Texasville, the desultory sequel to The Last Picture Show. Things began to improve with acclaimed performances in Fearless (1993) and American Heart (1995) (the latter marked his producing debut), and the actor found commercial, if not critical, success with the bomb thriller Blown Away in 1994. More success followed, with a lead role in the Barbra Streisand vehicle The Mirror Has Two Faces (1996), and as a hapless and perpetually stoned bowling aficionado in the Coen brothers' The Big Lebowski (1998). In 1999, Bridges returned to the thriller genre with Arlington Road, playing the concerned neighbor of urban terrorist Tim Robbins, and then switched gears with Albert Brooks' comedy drama The Muse. In addition to his acting achievements, Bridges has also written some 200 songs, a talent which he memorably incorporated in The Fabulous Baker Boys.Bridges delivered a typically strong performance in 1999's Simpatico, which featured the actor as a horse-breeder embroiled in a complicated scam orchestrated by a once good friend, while The Contender (2000) found him playing a happy-go-lucky U.S. President suddenly forced to decide if his Vice Presidential candidate's rumored sexual escapades will affect his ultimate decision. Though K-PAX (2001) fared badly in theaters, Jeff's performance as Kevin Spacey's character's psychiatrist was solid, as was his role of a soft-spoken kidnapping victim in director Dominique Forma's Scenes of the Crime. 2003 was a polarizing year in terms of critical success -- despite an A-list cast including Bridges himself, Penelope Cruz, and Jessica Lange, Masked and Anonymous went unseen by most, and disliked by the rest. Luckily, Seabiscuit catapulted Bridges back into Hollywood's spotlight, as did Tod Wiliams' Door in the Floor, based on John Irving's novel A Widow for One Year.In 2008, Bridges landed the plum role of the bad guy in the box-office blockbuster Iron Man, but it was his turn as fading country music star Bad Blake in Crazy Heart that earned him the accolades that had eluded the respected actor throughout his career. For his work in that film Bridges captured the SAG award, the Golden Globe, and his fifth Oscar nomination -- marking his second nod in the lead category 25 years after his first for Starman.The next

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Movies

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75% Bad Times at the El Royale Father Daniel Flynn 2018
83% Living in the Future's Past Narrator 2018
No Score Yet Porndemic Himself (archive footage) 2018
87% Only the Brave Duane Steinbrink $18.3M 2017
52% Kingsman: The Golden Circle Head of Statesman $99.8M 2017
33% The Only Living Boy in New York W.F. Gerald $0.7M 2017
97% Hell or High Water Marcus $27M 2016
93% The Little Prince The Aviator 2016
11% Seventh Son Master Gregory $15M 2015
No Score Yet Pilchuck: A Dance with Fire Actor 2015
No Score Yet Pablo Actor 2014
35% The Giver The Giver Producer $33.5M 2014
94% Casting By Actor $14.5K 2013
13% R.I.P.D. Roy $33.6M 2013
90% A Place at the Table Actor $0.3M 2013
51% Tron Legacy Kevin Flynn/Clu $172.1M 2010
90% Crazy Heart Executive Producer Bad Blake $38.4M 2009
50% The Men Who Stare at Goats Bill Django $32.5M 2009
No Score Yet A Dog Year Jon Katz 2009
29% The Open Road Kyle Garrett 2009
37% How to Lose Friends & Alienate People Clayton Harding $2.5M 2008
94% Iron Man Obadiah Stane $318.3M 2008
92% The Cool School Narrator 2008
79% Surf's Up Geek $58.9M 2007
No Score Yet Chasing the Lotus Narrator 2006
31% Tideland Noah 2006
31% Stick It Burt Vickerman $26.9M 2006
No Score Yet Movies 101 Actor 2005
19% The Amateurs (The Moguls) (Dirty Movie) Andy Sargentee 2005
67% The Door in the Floor Ted Cole $3.7M 2004
No Score Yet Final Cut: The Making and Unmaking of Heaven's Gate Actor 2004
No Score Yet Big City Dick: Richard Peterson's First Movie Actor 2004
25% Masked and Anonymous Tom Friend $0.2M 2003
78% Seabiscuit Charles Howard $120.2M 2003
50% Scenes of the Crime Jimmy Berg 2003
94% Lost in La Mancha Narrator 2003
78% Lewis and Clark: Great Journey West Narrator 2002
41% K-PAX Dr. Mark Powell $50.1M 2001
No Score Yet Michael McDonald: A Gathering of Friends Actor 2001
76% The Contender President Evans $16.2M 2000
No Score Yet Forever Hollywood Actor 2000
No Score Yet Raising the Mammoth Narrator 2000
25% Simpatico Carter 1999
53% The Muse Jack Warrick 1999
63% Arlington Road Michael Faraday 1999
No Score Yet Double Date Night: The Big Lebowski Actor 1998
82% The Big Lebowski The Dude 1998
No Score Yet Hidden in America Executive Producer Vincent 1996
56% The Mirror Has Two Faces Gregory Larkin 1996
60% White Squall Christopher Sheldon 1996
42% Wild Bill Wild Bill Hickok 1995
32% Blown Away Jimmy Dove 1994
47% The Vanishing Barney Cousins 1993
87% Fearless Max Klein 1993
80% American Heart Producer Jack Kelson 1992
83% The Fisher King Jack Lucas 1991
No Score Yet Picture This: The Times of Peter Bogdanovich Actor 1991
55% Texasville Duane Jackson 1991
96% The Fabulous Baker Boys Jack Baker 1989
55% See You in the Morning Larry Livingstone 1989
85% Tucker: The Man and His Dream Preston Tucker 1988
45% Nadine Vernon Hightower 1987
No Score Yet The Thanksgiving Promise Neighbor (uncredited) 1986
0% 8 Million Ways To Die Scudder $1.4M 1986
71% The Morning After Turner Kendall 1986
80% Jagged Edge Jack Forrester 1985
84% Starman Starman 1984
70% Against All Odds Terry Brogan 1984
No Score Yet Kiss Me Goodbye Rupert 1982
72% TRON Kevin Flynn/Clu 1982
71% The Last Unicorn Prince 1982
No Score Yet The Girls in Their Summer Dresses Actor 1981
91% Cutter's Way Richard Bone 1981
57% Heaven's Gate John H. Bridges 1980
No Score Yet The American Success Company Harry 1980
88% Winter Kills Nick Kegan 1979
No Score Yet Somebody Killed Her Husband Jerry Green 1978
53% King Kong Jack Prescott 1976
71% Stay Hungry Craig Blake 1976
86% Hearts Of The West (Hollywood Cowboy) Lewis Tater aka Neddy Wales 1975
69% Rancho Deluxe Jack McKee 1975
90% The Iceman Cometh Don Parritt 1973
80% The Last American Hero Elroy Jackson Jr./Junior Jackson 1973
No Score Yet Lolly-Madonna XXX (The Lolly-Madonna War) Zack Feather 1973
91% Bad Company Jake Rumsey 1972
100% Fat City Ernie Munger 1972
100% The Last Picture Show Duane Jackson 1971
No Score Yet The Yin and Yang of Mr. Go Nero Finnighan 1971
No Score Yet In Search of America Actor 1971
No Score Yet Halls of Anger Doug 1970
No Score Yet Silent Night, Lonely Night Actor 1969
No Score Yet The Company She Keeps Actor 1950

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No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
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  • 2012
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
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  • 2019
  • 2010
  • 1983
No Score Yet Real Time With Bill Maher
2003
Guest
  • 2018
0% The Alec Baldwin Show
2018
Guest
  • 2018
No Score Yet The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
Appearing Guest
  • 2018
  • 2017
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015
Guest
  • 2018
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No Score Yet Variety Studio: Actors on Actors
2015
Guest
  • 2017
No Score Yet Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen
2009
Guest
  • 2017
  • 2016
No Score Yet Close Up With the Hollywood Reporter
2015
Panelist
  • 2017
  • 2015
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
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  • 2017
  • 2014
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest
  • 2017
  • 2016
  • 2015
  • 2011
No Score Yet CBS This Morning
2012
Guest
  • 2016
No Score Yet Tavis Smiley
2013-2018
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  • 2015
  • 2014
No Score Yet The View
1997
Guest
  • 2015
  • 2014
No Score Yet Charlie Rose
2013-2017
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  • 2014
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest
  • 2014
No Score Yet Colbert Report
2005-2014
Appearing Guest
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2011
No Score Yet The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
1999-2015
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  • 2013
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
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  • 2013
  • 2010
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No Score Yet American Masters
2001
Appearing
  • 2011
No Score Yet Austin City Limits
1978
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  • 2011
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
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  • 2011
  • 2010
  • 2003
  • 2000
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
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  • 2010
  • 2006
31% The Jay Leno Show
2009-2010
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  • 2009
No Score Yet The Henry Rollins Show
2006-2007
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  • 2006

QUOTES FROM Jeff Bridges CHARACTERS

Rooster Cogburn
I don't need to buy that, I confiscate it. I'm an officer of the court!
The Dude
I had a rough night and I hate the fucking Eagles, man.
The Aviator
You're going to make a wonderful adult.
Master Gregory
Most of life's burdens, with a little help, can become a gift.
Master Gregory
You don't die easy, do you?
The Dude
Walter, the chinamen who peed on my rug I can't give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about?
The Dude
Hey, I know that guy, he's a nihilist. Karl Hungus.
The Giver
We are living a life of shadows, of echoes.
The Giver
With love comes faith and hope.
The Giver
You have the courage. Let me give you the strength.
The Giver
A dwelling is not a home. A home is more.
The Giver
Everything is connected. Everything is balance. Where there is good, there is bad.
The Giver
Memories are not just about the past - they determine our future.
The Giver
Listen to what's calling from inside.
The Giver
Just like music, there's something you can't see with your eyes...inside you.
The Giver
I cannot prepare you for what's going to happen.
Faraday
They work so hard at being able to look you in the eye.
Malibu Police Chief
Mr. Treehorn tells us that he had to eject you from his garden party; that you were drunk and abusive.
The Dude
Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
Bad Blake
I don't know what he looks like. I don't know what he does. I never taught him how to ride a bike or watch him play baseball; none of that.
Jean Craddock
Why not?
Bad Blake
I wasn't there... Even when I was.
Kevin Flynn/Clu
Greetings, programs!
Kevin Flynn/Clu
Games? You want games, I'll give you games.
Lora/Yori
Leave me alone, we've failed.
Kevin Flynn/Clu
We're only gonna fail if we give up.
Ed Dillinger/Sark
Finish the game!
Kevin Flynn/Clu
No!
Ed Dillinger/Sark
Kill him!
Kevin Flynn/Clu
Greetings, programs!
Kevin Flynn/Clu
Alan?
Alan Bradley/Tron
How do you know that name?
Kevin Flynn/Clu
That's your name, isn't it?
Alan Bradley/Tron
The name of my user.
Kevin Flynn
Tron! What have you become?
Kevin Flynn
Sam! It's time!
Sam Flynn
No!
Quorra
Sam. It's what he wants.
Sam Flynn
I'm not leaving you!
Kevin Flynn
Take her!
Kevin Flynn/Clu
Game on, old friend.
Jessie Wyler
I think about you.
Terry Brogan
I think about you too lady. Let's leave it at that.
Terry Brogan
So what is it you don't like exactly, football players, tacos or beer?
Jessie Wyler
I like tacos and beer.
Jake Wise
What the hell made you think you could handle Jessie? I bet you used to bring her home flowers.
Terry Brogan
No, you don't have to do that when you're living in a jungle. You just take her outside and show her what tree you're gonna do it under tonight. Hell, we had lots of trees.
The Dude
It really tied the room together.
Roy
She billy goated me!
Gregory Larkin
The mathematical world is completely rational, uncomplicated by sex.
Obadiah Stane
Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! With a box of scraps!
Andy Sargentee
That's Moe and Ron. Together they are moron.
Rooster Cogburn
I always go backwards when I'm backin' up.
Rooster Cogburn
We'll sleep here and follow in the mornin'.
Mattie Ross
But we promised to bury the poor soul inside.
Rooster Cogburn
Ground's too hard. If some men wanted a decent burial, they should have gotten themselves killed in summer.
Rooster Cogburn
You could not hit a man at three hundred yards, if your gun was restin' on Gibraltar.
LaBoeuf
The Sharps's carbine is an instrument of uncanny power and precision.
Rooster Cogburn
I have no doubt that the gun is sound.
Rooster Cogburn
I can do nothin' for you, son.
Mattie Ross
He is gettin' away
Rooster Cogburn
Who's gettin' away, sis?
Mattie Ross
Chaney.
The Dude
Who the fuck are the Knutsens?
Kevin Flynn
You are CLU.
Kevin Flynn
You are Clu.
Kevin Flynn/Clu
I am CLU.
Kevin Flynn/Clu
I am Clu.
Kevin Flynn
You will create the perfect system.
Kevin Flynn/Clu
I will create the perfect system.
Kevin Flynn
Together, we're gonna change the world, man.
Master Gregory
The devil is upon us; now there will be slaughter
Master Gregory
The devil is upon us; now there will be slaughter.
Roy
You don't look like you anymore
Roy
You don't look like you anymore.
Tom Ward
That is disgusting, so what does that kill
Tom Ward
That is disgusting. So what does that kill?
Master Gregory
Cowardice
Master Gregory
Cowardice.
Master Gregory
You are the seventh son, of the seventh son
Master Gregory
You are the seventh son, of the seventh son.
Master Gregory
Our world is divided between light and darkness
Master Gregory
Our world is divided between light and darkness.
Roy
I don't know which 2 eyes to shoot you between.
Roy
I don't know which two eyes to shoot you between.
Kevin Flynn/Clu
Your move, Flynn. Come on!
The Dude
Yeah,well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Walter Sobchak
Am I wrong?
The Dude
No.
Walter Sobchak
Am I wrong?
The Dude
No, you're not wrong Walter, you're just an ass-hole.
The Dude
No, you're not wrong Walter, you're just an asshole.
Walter Sobchak
Okay then.
Private Snoop
you see what happens lebowski?
Private Snoop
You see what happens Lebowski?
The Dude
nobody calls me lebowski, you got the wrong guy, I'm the the dude, man.
The Dude
Nobody calls me :ebowski, you got the wrong guy, I'm the Dude, man.
Private Snoop
you're name's Lebowski, lebowski. you're wife is bunny.
Private Snoop
Your name's Lebowski, Lebowski. Your wife is Bunny.
The Dude
My wife? Bunny? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? does this place look like I'm fuckin married? The toilet seat's up man!
The Dude
My wife? Bunny? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I'm fuckin married? The toilet seat's up man!
The Dude
Yeah man. it really tied the room together.
Donny
what tied the room together dude?
Donny
What tied the room together dude?
The Dude
My rug.
Walter Sobchak
were you listening to the dude's story donny? were you listening to the dude's story?
Walter Sobchak
Were you listening to the Dude's story, Donny?
Donny
I was bowling.
Walter Sobchak
So then you have no frame f reference here Donny, you're like a child who wonders in the middle of movie.
Walter Sobchak
So then you have no frame of reference here, Donny, You're like a child who wonders in the middle of movie.
Obadiah Stane
Give up Tony! My suit is more superior to yours in every way!
Tony Stark
How'd you solve the icing problem?
Obadiah Stane
Icing problem?
Tony Stark
Might want to look into it.
The Dude
She probably kidnapped herself.
Donny
What do you mean dude?
The Dude
Rug Peers did not do this. look at it. A young trophy wife, marries this guy for his money, she figures he hasn't given her enough, she owes money all over town,
Walter Sobchak
That fuckin bitch.
Walter Sobchak
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude
Yeah, but Walter...
The Dude
Yeah, but Walter.
Walter Sobchak
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.
Walter Sobchak
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon with nail polish.
The Dude
This aggression will not stand man
The Dude
This aggression will not stand man.
The Dude
His dudeness, duder, or el dudorino
President Jackson Evans
It's pretty easy getting over things when you win.
Alan Bradley/Tron
I still don't understand why you want to break into the system.
Kevin Flynn/Clu
*Because*, man, *somewhere* in one of these memories is the *evidence*! If I got in far enough, I could reconstruct it.
Private Snoop
I'm a brother shamus!
The Dude
Brother Seamus? Like an Irish monk?
The Dude
Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!
Jack Kelson
Things are goin' be different for you.
Jack Kelson
I don't know if I can help the kid. I don't know if I have anything good to give him.
Jack Kelson
You keep me straight, I'm tryin' to keep you straight.
Jack Kelson
I'm just trying to do for you what nobody did for me.
Jack Kelson
You're going to follow my three rules to a T. Don't tail me, shadow me, or in any way, shape, or form jam me.Don't ask me to hold your stinkin' hand.
Kevin Flynn/Clu
Greetings, programs! Together we have achieved a great many things. We have created a vast, complex system. We've maintained it; we've improved it. We've rid it of its imperfection. Not to mention, rid it of the false deity who sought to enslave us! Kevin Flynn! Where are you now? My fellow programs, let there be no doubt that our world is a cage no more. For at this moment, the key to the next frontier is finally in our possession! And unlike our selfish creator, who reserved the privilege of our world only for himself, I will make their world open and available to all of us. Yes, to all of us! And whatever we find there, our system will grow. Our system will blossom! Do this, prove yourself to me, be loyal to me, and I will never betray you! - Maximize efficiency, rid the new world of its imperfection! My vision is clear, fellow programs. Out there is a new world! Out there is our victory! Out there...is our destiny.
Kevin Flynn/Clu
Greetings, programs! Together we have achieved a great many things. We have created a vast, complex system. We've maintained it; we've improved it. We've rid it of its imperfection. Not to mention, rid it of the false deity who sought to enslave us! Kevin Flynn! Where are you now? My fellow programs, let there be no doubt that our world is a cage no more. For at this moment, the key to the next frontier is finally in our possession! And unlike our selfish creator, who reserved the privilege of our world only for himself, I will make their world open and available to all of us. Yes, to all of us! And whatever we find there, our system will grow. Our system will blossom! Do this, prove yourself to me, be loyal to me, and I will never betray you! - Maximize efficiency, rid the new world of its imperfection! My vision is clear, fellow programs. Out there is a new world! Out there is our victory! Out there... is our destiny.
Wayne
Hey, you look like shit man. Oh-ho!
Bad Blake
Yeah. I know. It's on account of all the toilets I have to play in.
Bad Blake
(To Tommy Sweet) Those are the ugliest goddamn boots I've ever seen in my life. Was the salesman threatenin' to shoot your dog?
Bad Blake
[to Tommy Sweet] Those are the ugliest goddamn boots I've ever seen in my life. Was the salesman threatenin' to shoot your dog?
Tony
Thought you weren't gonna show.
Bad Blake
Son, I played sick, drunk, divorced and on the run. Bad Blake hasn't missed a goddamn show in his whole fucking life!
Rooster Cogburn
The Jake's is occupied, and will be for quite some time.
Bad Blake
Yeah fuck you, good bye!
The Big Lebowski
What makes a man? Is it doing the right thing?
The Dude
Sure, that and a pair of testicles.
The Dude
At least I'm housebroken.
Rooster Cogburn
If he is not in a shallow grave somewhere between here and Fort Smith he is gone. Long gone! Thanks to Mr. LaBeouf, we have missed our shot. He barked and the birds have flown. Gone. Gone. Gone! Lucky Ned and his cohort gone. Your fifty dollars gone. Gone the whiskey - seized in evidence. The trail is cold, if there ever was one. I'm a foolish old man who's been drawn into a wild goose chase by a harpy in trouser and a nincompoop. Mr. LaBeouf, he can wonder the Choctaw Nation for as long as he likes. Perhaps the local In'jins will take him in and honor his jibberings by making him chief. You, sister, may go where you like. Our engagement is terminated. I bow out.
Rooster Cogburn
I always go backwards when I'm backing up.
Obadiah Stane
When I ordered the hit on you, I was worried that I was killing the golden goose. But, you see, it was just fate that you survived it, leaving one last golden egg to give. You really think that just because you have an idea, it belongs to you? Your father, he helped give us the atomic bomb. Now what kind of world would it be today if he was as selfish as you?
The Stranger
There's just one thing, dude.
The Dude
What's that?
The Stranger
Do you have to use so many cuss words?
The Dude
What the fuck you talkin' about?
The Dude
My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off.
The Dude
You human paraquat!
The Dude
Strikes and gutters, ups and downs.
Obadiah Stane
You had a great idea Tony, but my suit is more advanced in every way!
Tony Stark
How'd you solve the iceing problem?
Obadiah Stane
Iceing problem? (Suit freezes up).
Obadiah Stane
Iceing problem? [suit freezes up]
Tony Stark
Might wanna look into it!
The Dude
He fixes the cable
The Dude
He fixes the cable.
Kevin Flynn
The grid. A digital frontier. I tried to picture clusters of information as they moved through the computer. What did they look like? Ships, motorcycles. With the circuits like freeways. I kept dreaming of a world I thought I'd never see. And then one day, I got in.
The Dude
Sooner or later you are going to have to face the fact that your a moron.
Sam Flynn
Dad.
Kevin Flynn
Sam.
Sam Flynn
Long time.
Kevin Flynn
You have no idea.
The Dude
The fixes the cable?
Maude Lebowski
Don't be fatuous Jerry.
Fred Wilson
[as the "Petrox Explorer" comes in sight of Skull Island] ... Did you ever wonder how Hernando Cortez felt when he discovered the Lost Treasure of the Incas?
Jack Prescott
That wasn't Cortez; it was Pizarro. And he died flat broke.
Jack Prescott
Kong! Kong! Kong! Kong! you heard them chant that! He exists. You saw the wall, right? Now who the hell do you think they're planning to give that girl to?
Fred Wilson
It's some nutty religion. A priest gets dressed up like an ape and gets laid.
Fred Wilson
Jack, let me straighten you out on a couple of points. One, that wall is an ancient ruin. Two, this island is uninhabited. [Loud drumming begins, coming from the direction of the wall]
Jack Prescott
And three, there's an uninhabited German beer hall down there with a mechanical band.
Jack Prescott
There is a girl out there who might be running for her life from some gigantic turned-on ape.
The Dude
Yeah,well, that's just, like, your opinion, man
The Dude
Yeah,well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
The Dude
I don't need your sympathy, I need my Johnson
The Dude
I don't need your sympathy, I need my Johnson.
The Dude
We fucked it up!
Walter Sobchak
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude
Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...
The Dude
We dropped off the money.
The Big Lebowski
*We*!?
The Dude
*I*; the royal we.
The Dude
The Dude abides.
Hunter
[Starman and Jenny are looking at a dead deer strapped to the hood of a car] Did you cry when you saw Bambi?
Starman
Define 'Bambi'?
Hunter
Huh?
Jenny Hayden
He doesn't understand, he's not from around here.