Jemaine Clement

Jemaine Clement

  • Highest Rated: 100% Flight of the Conchords: Live in London (2018)
  • Lowest Rated: 19% Gentlemen Broncos (2009)
  • Birthday: Jan 10, 1974
  • Birthplace: New Zealand
  • New Zealand-born comic Jemaine Clement represents one-half of the "digi-folk parody" team Flight of the Conchords, opposite Bret McKenzie. From the early '90s onward, the multi-hyphenate Clement racked up credits as an actor, screenwriter, TV-show creator, and executive producer, with a strong genre emphasis on eccentric comedies. Clement began in 2002 by scripting and acting in the martial arts comedy Tongan Ninja -- the saga of the world's most powerful ninja, who must travel to the Patio of Death, fight an omnipotent enemy, and rescue the love of his life. Though McKenzie did not participate in that project, he and Clement teamed up in 2007 for the quirky HBO series Flight of the Conchords, a comedy woven around the theme of culture clash, following the pair's wacky adventures as a band trying to make it in New York City. Clement then could be seen solo again, with an acting role as Jarrod in Taika Waititi's deadpan absurdist comedy Eagle vs. Shark (2007). In 2009 he played an obnoxious author in the comedy Gentleman Broncos. He lent his vocal talents to the 2010 animated comedy Despicable Me, and worked again with Steve Carell in the American remake of Dinner with Schmucks. He returned to animated films with 2011's Rio and in 2012 he stepped into the third film in the successful Men in Black franchise.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

No Score Yet Patrick Dustin 2019
51% An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn Colin Keith Threadener 2018
68% Humor Me Nate Kroll 2018
100% Flight of the Conchords: Live in London Actor Executive Producer 2018
80% The Festival Actor 2018
79% Brad's Status Billy Wearslter $2.1M 2017
89% The Lego Batman Movie Sauron $175.7M 2017
96% Moana Tamatoa $248.8M 2016
75% The BFG Fleshlumpeater $55.5M 2016
29% Don Verdean Boaz $31K 2015
76% People Places Things Will Henry $31.3K 2015
96% What We Do In The Shadows Vladislav 2015
36% Misery Loves Comedy Actor $5.8K 2014
48% Rio 2 Nigel $113.7M 2014
79% Muppets Most Wanted Prison King $46.5M 2014
No Score Yet Rio 2 Sing-Along Actor 2014
68% Men in Black III Boris the Animal $179.1M 2012
72% Rio Nigel $143.7M 2011
41% Dinner for Schmucks Kieran Vollard $73M 2010
81% Despicable Me Jerry the Minion $251.5M 2010
No Score Yet Predicament Actor 2010
19% Gentlemen Broncos Ronald Chevalier 2009
No Score Yet Diagnosis: Death Garfield Olyphant 2009
55% Eagle vs Shark Jarrod $0.3M 2007
No Score Yet Tongan Ninja Actor 2002

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

94% What We Do in the Shadows
2019
Creator Executive Producer
  • 2019
77% Divorce
2016
Julian
  • 2019
  • 2018
  • 2016
No Score Yet Milo Murphy's Law
2016
Voice
  • 2019
  • 2017
  • 2016
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest
  • 2019
  • 2015
91% Legion
2017
Oliver Bird
  • 2018
No Score Yet Wellington Paranormal
2018
Screenwriter Director Executive Producer
  • 2018
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest
  • 2015
No Score Yet @midnight With Chris Hardwick
2014-2017
Appearing
  • 2015
  • 2014
25% Napoleon Dynamite
2012
Voice
  • 2012
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest
  • 2010
85% The Simpsons
1989
Voice
  • 2010
94% Flight of the Conchords
2007-2009
Jemaine Screenwriter Creator Executive Producer
  • 2009
  • 2007

QUOTES FROM Jemaine Clement CHARACTERS

Vladislav
Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!
Viago
What are you bidding on?
Vladislav
I'm bidding on a table.
Viago
Are you coming or not?
Vladislav
Not.
Viago
I'm gonna go change. We're leaving in 10 minutes.
Vladislav
Have a good time...
Poonyen
I want wife, Dan. She has to be gentle, sweet, and hot like stripper.
Poonyen
I want a wife, Don. I'm lonely here. She has to be gentle and sweet and hot like stripper.
Boaz
I want wife, Dan. She has to be gentle, sweet, and hot like stripper.
Boaz
I want a wife, Don. I'm lonely here. She has to be gentle and sweet and hot like stripper.
Kat
Mr. Henry, are you OK?
Will Henry
Yes. I've just been having a bad life. It will be over eventually.
Will Henry
Life sucks because my wife left me for an off broadway monologuist.
Vladislav
If you're going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you know noone had fucked it.
Ronald Chevalier
But please show leniency... always leniency.
Nigel
Thank you I've been Bob the bird.
Boris the Animal
Let's agree to disagree.
Agent K
Boris the Animal!
Boris the Animal
It's just Boris!
Nigel
Whats wrong...Cockatoo got your throat
Nigel
Whats wrong? Cockatoo got your throat?
Boris the Animal
That's not possible!
Agent J
Let's agree to disagree.
Boris the Animal
I wouldn't do that...
Prison Guard #2
Why not?
Boris the Animal
It'll ruin your finger.
Boris the Animal
Let's agree to disagree.
Boris the Animal
[to past self] I would kill you if I didn't value my own life.
Boris the Animal
Prison Guard: This aint' a conjugal visit, so quit your conjugating. Boris The Animal: When was the last time you conjugated anything?
Prison Guard #4
This aint' a conjugal visit, so quit your conjugating.
Boris the Animal
When was the last time you conjugated anything?
Boris the Animal
Let's agree to disagree!
Ronald Chevalier
And finally, we have a young-ling trying to penetrate the secrets of the human mind. You won't do it like that young-ling. . . You must use friendship
Ronald Chevalier
And finally we have a young-ling trying to penetrate the secrets of the human mind. You won't do it like that young-ling...
Nigel
I'm not interested in your nicked knick-knacks! Your burgled baubles bore me.
Nigel
I POOP ON PEOPLE AND I BLAME IT ON SEA GULLS! (Whispers) It was him!
Nigel
I pop on people and blame it on the seagulls. [whispers] It was him!
Nigel
I poop on people and I blame it on seagulls.... (it was him!!!!)
Nigel
I poop on people and I blame it on seagulls.
Pedro
Pedro: Than I saw this huge cockatoo Nico: Yeah Yeah! With big ninja talent! And he was like," You coming with me you little princess" Pedro: And Jewels was like whaacha,"I'm not your little princess, so leave me alone" Nigel: whahahahahaha Jewel: Let go of me! (To Nigel)
Pedro
Then I saw this huge cockatoo
Nico
Yeah Yeah! With big ninja talent! And he was like, "You coming with me you little princess"
Pedro
And Jewels was like whaacha, "I'm not your little princess, so leave me alone"
Nigel
whahahahahaha
Jewel
Let go of me! (To Nigel)