Jim Carrey

Jim Carrey

  • Highest Rated: 94% Under the Sea 3D (2009)
  • Lowest Rated: 0% Dark Crimes (2018)
  • Birthday: Jan 17, 1962
  • Birthplace: Newmarket, Ontario, Canada
  • Arguably the top screen comedian of the 1990s, Canadian-born entertainer Jim Carrey has combined equal parts of his idol Jerry Lewis, his spiritual ancestor Harry Ritz, and the loose-limbed Ray Bolger into a gleefully uninhibited screen image that is uniquely his own.Carrey's life wasn't always a barrel of laughs; he was born on January 17, 1962, into a peripatetic household that regularly ran the gamut from middle-class comfort to abject poverty. Not surprisingly, Carrey became a classic overachiever, excelling in academics while keeping his classmates in stitches with his wild improvisations and elastic facial expressions. His comedy club debut at age 16 was a dismal failure, but Carrey had already resolved not to be beaten down by life's disappointments (as his father, a frustrated musician, had been). By age 22, he was making a good living as a standup comic, and was starring on the short-lived sitcom The Duck Factory -- a series which curiously did little to take advantage of its star's uncanny physical dexterity. Throughout the 1980s, Carrey appeared in supporting roles in such films as Peggy Sue Got Married (1986) and Earth Girls are Easy (1990). Full television stardom came Carrey's way in 1990 as the resident "white guy" on Keenan Ivory Wayans' Fox TV comedy In Living Color. The most popular of the comedian's many characterizations on the program was the grotesquely disfigured Fire Marshal Bill, whose dubious safety tips brought down the wrath of real-life fire prevention groups -- and also earned Carrey the ultimate accolade of being imitated by other comics. 1994 proved to be "The Year of Carrey," with the release of three top-grossing comedy films to his credit: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, The Mask, and Dumb and Dumber. By the end of the year, Carrey was commanding seven to ten million dollars per picture. In 1995, the actor/comedian took over for Robin Williams as The Riddler in the blockbuster film Batman Forever, and, in 1996, he tried his hand at a darker and more menacing role as a maniacal cable repairman in The Cable Guy. The film, and Carrey's at-times frightening performance, received decidedly mixed reviews from critics and audiences. Despite the generally negative response to the film, Carrey still retained an interest in branching out into more dramatic roles. Following a return to all-out comedy in Liar, Liar (1997) as a chronically dishonest attorney, Carrey explored new territory with his lead role in the highly acclaimed The Truman Show (1998), Peter Weir's eerie comedy drama about the perils of all-consuming media manipulation. Critical respect in hand, Carrey returned to comedy of a different sort with the lead role in Milos Forman's Man on the Moon (1999), a much-anticipated biopic of the legendary comic Andy Kaufman. Although the film boasted a powerhouse performance from Carrey, it earned less than stellar reviews and did poor business at the box office. Such was the strength of the actor's portrayal, however, that his exclusion from the Best Actor nominations at that year's Academy Awards was a source of protest for a number of industry members. Carrey returned to straight comedy the following year with the Farrelly brothers' Me, Myself & Irene, in which he starred as a cop with a split personality, both of whom are in love with the same woman (Renée Zellweger). Though that film fared the least successful of the Farrellys' efforts to that point, Carrey's anarchic persona was given seemingly free range and the result was his most unhinged role since The Mask. That same year, he assumed the lead role in Ron Howard's Dr. Seuss's How the Grinch Stole Christmas, raking in the money at the box-office and receiving a Golden Globe nomination despite widespread critical-contempt for the film. Continuing to seek acceptance as a skilled dramatist, Carrey next appeared in the 2001 box-office bomb The Majestic.Undeterred by the failure of The Majestic, Carrey returned again to both comedy and box-office su

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

No Score Yet Sonic the Hedgehog Dr. Robotnik 2020
0% Dark Crimes Tadek 2018
47% The Bad Batch Hermit $0.2M 2017
75% Rubble Kings Producer 2015
No Score Yet Ricky Stanicky Actor 2015
30% Dumb and Dumber To Lloyd Christmas 2014
32% Kick-Ass 2 Colonel Stars and Stripes $28.9M 2013
37% The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Steve Gray $22.6M 2013
48% Mr. Popper's Penguins Mr. Popper $68.2M 2011
No Score Yet Ripley's Believe It or Not! Robert Ripley 2011
71% I Love You Phillip Morris Steven Russell $2.1M 2010
53% Disney's A Christmas Carol Scrooge/Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Yet to Come $137.9M 2009
No Score Yet Autism: Made in the U.S.A. Actor 2009
94% Under the Sea 3D Narrator $35.1M 2009
No Score Yet Autism: Made in the USA Actor 2009
46% Yes Man Carl Allen $97.7M 2008
79% Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who! Horton $154.4M 2008
No Score Yet Comic Relief: The Greatest...and The Latest Actor 2008
8% The Number 23 Walter Sparrow/Det. Fingerling $35.1M 2007
No Score Yet Copper Mountain: A Club Med Experience Actor 2006
28% Fun With Dick and Jane Dick Harper Producer $110.4M 2005
72% Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events Count Olaf $118.5M 2004
93% Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind Joel Barish $34.2M 2004
48% Bruce Almighty Bruce Nolan Producer $242.6M 2003
No Score Yet Pecan Pie Actor 2003
No Score Yet America: A Tribute to Heroes Actor 2001
42% The Majestic Peter/Luke 2001
50% Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas The Grinch $259.1M 2000
47% Me, Myself & Irene Charlie Baileygates/Hank $0.6M 2000
63% Man on the Moon Andy Kaufman/Tony Clifton 1999
44% Simon Birch Adult Joe 1998
94% The Truman Show Truman Burbank 1998
81% Liar Liar Fletcher Reede 1997
53% The Cable Guy Chip Douglas 1996
32% Ace Ventura - When Nature Calls Ace Ventura 1995
39% Batman Forever Riddler/Edward Nygma 1995
67% Dumb and Dumber Lloyd Christmas 1994
77% The Mask Stanley Ipkiss 1994
47% Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Screenwriter Ace Ventura 1993
No Score Yet Doing Time on Maple Drive Tim Carter 1992
No Score Yet High Strung Death (uncredited) 1991
21% Pink Cadillac Lounge Entertainer 1989
67% Earth Girls Are Easy Wiploc 1989
57% The Dead Pool Johnny Squares 1988
85% Peggy Sue Got Married Walter Getz 1986
18% Once Bitten Mark Kendall 1985
No Score Yet Finders Keepers Lane Biddlecoff 1984
No Score Yet Rubberface Actor 1981

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

No Score Yet Close Up With the Hollywood Reporter
2015
Guest
  • 2019
76% Kidding
2018
Jeff/Mr. Pickles Jeff Pickles Executive Producer
  • 2018
No Score Yet Real Time With Bill Maher
2003
Guest
  • 2018
94% The Zen Diaries of Garry Shandling
2018
  • 2018
51% I'm Dying Up Here
2017-2018
Executive Producer
  • 2018
  • 2017
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015
Guest
  • 2017
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest
  • 2017
  • 2014
No Score Yet Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
2012
Appearing
  • 2015
No Score Yet The Graham Norton Show
2007
Guest
  • 2014
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest
  • 2014
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Host Guest
  • 2014
  • 2011
  • 2002
  • 1996
No Score Yet Inside Comedy
2012-2015
Guest
  • 2013
No Score Yet MTV First
2011-2014
Appearing
  • 2013
85% 30 Rock
2006-2013
Dave Williams
  • 2012
No Score Yet Inside the Actors Studio
1994
Guest
  • 2011
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest
  • 2011
89% The Office
2005-2013
  • 2011
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest
  • 2011
  • 2003
  • 2000
No Score Yet Chelsea Lately
2007-2014
Guest
  • 2009
72% American Idol
2002-2016
Appearing
  • 2008
100% The Larry Sanders Show
1992-1998
  • 1998
  • 1997
No Score Yet Dennis Miller Live
1994-2002
Guest
  • 1994
No Score Yet In Living Color
1990-1994
Performer
  • 1994
  • 1993
  • 1992
  • 1991
  • 1990

QUOTES FROM Jim Carrey CHARACTERS

Harry Dunne
Boy, I sure wish I could have been there when she was little.
Lloyd Christmas
Whatever. That's all water under the fridge now, Har. Think of the bright side. You're finally getting to meet her, and you never had to change those poopy diapers.
Harry Dunne
That's called being a parent, Lloyd. Besides, I changed your poopy diapers for 20 years.
Lloyd Christmas
I totally sucked you in. Half the time, it wasn't even my poop.
Ace Ventura
All righty then!
Charlie Baileygates/Hank
What are you staring at, fucker? You wanna start me up? Just open the choke and pull the cord, pal. I'm due for a seismic event and you're dancing on the fault line.
Lloyd Christmas
I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.
Truman Burbank
Was nothing real?
Christof
You were real... that's what make you so good to watch.
Truman Burbank
Was nothing real?
Christof
You were real... that's what make you so good to watch.
Harry Dunne
This is my associate, Dr. Christmas.
Dr. Meldmann
Christmas, as in the holiday?
Lloyd Christmas
No, as in the tree.
Harry Dunne
Harry Dunne: Whoa, Lloyd. Check out the hotties at 12 o'clock.
Lloyd Christmas
Lloyd Christmas: That's three hours away. Why can't I check 'em out now?
Harry Dunne
You're hot for my daughter!
Lloyd Christmas
What?
Harry Dunne
Am I right?
Lloyd Christmas
That's insane!
Harry Dunne
You were right, Lloyd. She was definitely worth the trip.
Lloyd Christmas
Yeah. she's something, ain't she, Har? I'm glad we were able to help her out.
Fletcher Reede
The pen is blue!
Chip Douglas the Cable Guy
Let's see what you got white shadow!
Chip Douglas the Cable Guy
When your love is truly given, it will come back to you tenfold.
Steven
You're right. That's incredibly insightful.
Chip Douglas the Cable Guy
I know. It was Jerry Springer's Final Thought on Friday's show.
Ace Ventura
That was close one ladies and gentlemen, of course in every contest, there must be, a loser. Lew-Who, Za-Her.
Lloyd Christmas
Got ya!
Joel Barish
Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating
Joel Barish
I can't remember anything without you.
Clementine Kruczynski
Aw, that's... very sweet, but try.
Joel Barish
Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks.
Lloyd Christmas
Are you flying somewhere?
Lloyd Christmas
So, where are you headin'?
Mary Swanson
Yeah, how'd you guess?
Mary Swanson
Aspen.
Lloyd Christmas
Saw the luggage, and you're going to the airport, and i put them together.
Lloyd Christmas
Hmmm, California! Beautiful!
Lloyd Christmas
Where you going?
Mary Swanson
Aspen
Lloyd Christmas
Ahh...California!
Dr. Chase Meridian
Edward.
Riddler/Edward Nygma
Who... is it?
Dr. Chase Meridian
Its Dr. Meridian, Chase... you remember me?
Riddler/Edward Nygma
How could I forget?
Dr. Chase Meridian
Dr. Burton tells me, you know who Batman is?
Riddler/Edward Nygma
I can't tell you if you don't say please!
Dr. Chase Meridian
Edward please, Who is Batman!?
Riddler/Edward Nygma
I'm! Batman!
Andy Kaufman
Here I come to save the day.
Llamando Conde Olaf
Damnit. This was such a good character.
Joel Barish
Can it cause brain damage?
Dr. Howard Mierzwiak
Well, technically it IS brain damage.
Dr. Howard Mierzwiak
Well, technically it is brain damage.
Lloyd Christmas
What happened, Harry? Some little filly break your heart?
Harry Dunne
No. It was a girl.
Fletcher Reede
Great! I'll catch you around dikhead!
Fletcher Reede
(being angrily asked what his problem is by angry driver) I'm an inconsidered prick!
Fletcher Reede
I'm an inconsiderate prick!
Bruce Nolan
Is the bed light of my life! Erouting beneath me! Erouuuting! Erouutting! Erouuuting!.. I'm Bruce Nolan. Back to you, fuckers!
Ebenezer Scrooge
Tuppence is tuppence.
Colonel Stars and Stripes
We are the good guys.
Ace Ventura
Be careful with that phone, lieutenant. In time, you could develop a tumor.
Lloyd Christmas
Listen, Mr. Samsonite
Lloyd Christmas
Listen, Mr. Samsonite.
Ace Ventura
You know, you could poke somebody's eye out with that thing.
Chip Douglas the Cable Guy
You know, from this angle, you look just like Dizzy Gillespie. Salt Peanuts! Salt peanuts!
Horton
Hello!
Mayor
Hello?
Horton
I don't know exactly how to tell you this, but you're living on a speck.
Mayor
Seriously, who is this? Is this Burt from accounting?
Colonel Stars and Stripes
"As long as your heart’s in the right place, we don’t care what you put in your mouth,”
Colonel Stars and Stripes
As long as your heart's in the right place, we don't care what you put in your mouth.
Riddler/Edward Nygma
Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big black bat?
Colonel Stars and Stripes
Yeah, there's a dog on your balls!
Colonel Stars and Stripes
Colonel Stars and Stripes, reporting for duty.
The Colonel
Jeez, language!
The Colonel
Colonel stars and stripes reporting for duty
Javier
Colonel stars and stripes reporting for duty.
The Colonel
Try to Have fun. Otherwise what's the point.
Fulton Greenwall
Please forgive me sir but if we don't hurry now, we might miss the plane.
Ace Ventura
Of course. how selfish of me. Let's do all the things that you wanna do.
Christof
I know you better than you know yourself.
Truman Burbank
You never had a camera in my head.
Riddler/Edward Nygma
Like the Jacket? it keeps me safe when I'm jogging at night.
The Mask/Stanley Ipkiss
Look mom, I'm roadkill. Ha Ha!!!
The Mask/Stanley Ipkiss
Look mom, I'm roadkill. Ha Ha!
Steve Gray
Tada!
Fletcher Reede
I'm kicking my ass! DO YA MIND?!
Fletcher Reede
I'm kicking my ass! Do ya mind?
Fletcher Reede
Here it goes, I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I sped some more, I changed lanes in the intersection, I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light, and speeding!!!
Fletcher Reede
Here it goes, I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I sped some more, I changed lanes in the intersection, I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light, and speeding!
Fletcher Reede
I'm glad my gift could bring those two closer together. My plan to phase myself out is almost complete.
Jerry
Hey! Great gift dad!
Fletcher Reede
Thanks son!
Lloyd Christmas
Austria!? Well then. Good day mate. Let's put another shrimp on the bar-b.
Lloyd Christmas
Austria? Well then. Good day mate. Let's put another shrimp on the barbie.
Ace Ventura
If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.
Neighbor
What do you want?
Ace Ventura
HDS Sir! and how are you this afternoon? Alrighty then. I have a package for you.
Neighbor
Sounds Broken.
Ace Ventura
Most likely sir, I'll bet it was something nice though.
The Grinch
Max, grab a bag. we'll come back for the rest. Of course when I say "we" I mean "you."
The Grinch
Maybe Christmas,
Narrator
he thought,
Narrator
He thought,
The Grinch
Doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps, means a little bit more.
The Grinch
Doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.
The Grinch
(throwing mail into wrong boxes) Jury duty, jury duty, pink slip, black mail, addiction letter, jury duty jury duty . . . .
The Grinch
oh no, the sleigh, the presents, they'll be destroyed, and I care. WHAT IS THE DEAL? WAIT! This can't happen. It couldn't, shouldn't, musn't, wouldn't. not now, not then, not ever again! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
The Grinch
Oh no, the sleigh, the presents, they'll be destroyed, and I care. WHAT IS THE DEAL? WAIT! This can't happen. It couldn't, shouldn't, musn't, wouldn't. Not now, not then, not ever again! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Bruce Nolan
Anyway, I'm here with Katharine Hepburn's mum. Now tell me, why did you throw the 'Heart Of The Ocean' Jewel over the railing of the Titanic? Did you feel bad at all letting Leo DiCaprio drown while you were safe floating on the big door? Would you have taken turns or were you just to afraid to freeze your big fat ASS OFF?
Bruce Nolan
Anyway, I'm here with Katharine Hepburn's mum. Now tell me, why did you throw the "Heart Of The Ocean" jewel over the railing of the Titanic? Did you feel bad at all letting Leo DiCaprio drown while you were safe floating on the big door? Would you have taken turns or were you just to afraid to freeze your big fat ASS OFF?
Joel Barish
Why do i fall in love with every woman I see that shows me the least bit of attention
Joel Barish
Why do I fall in love with every woman I see that shows me the least bit of attention?
Joel Barish
I remember that speech really well.
Clementine Kruczynski
I had you pegged, didn't I?
Joel Barish
You had the whole human race pegged.
Patrick
Hmmm. Probably
Lois Einhorn
Listen, Pet Dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
Ace Ventura
Well, I am not really ready for a relationship now, Lois. But thank you for asking.
Chip Douglas the Cable Guy
Right into the buckle. That's gotta hurt, Gene!
Riddler/Edward Nygma
Your entrance was good, his was better. The difference, showmanship.
Chip Douglas the Cable Guy
I learned the facts of life - from watching "The Facts of Life."
Lt. Mitch Kellaway
Freeze! (the mask literally freezes) Put your hands up.
Lt. Mitch Kellaway
Put your hands up.
The Mask/Stanley Ipkiss
(without moving his mouth) But you told me to freeze.
The Mask/Stanley Ipkiss
But you told me to freeze.
Fletcher Reede
You brought your kids to your divorce?
Samantha Cole
Sympathy.
Fletcher Reede
Well, it's working. I feel sorry for them already.
Steve Gray
I forgot my drill.
Steve Gray
Your skin makes me cry.
Truman Burbank
Who are you?
Christof
I am the Creator - of a television show that gives hope and joy and inspiration to millions.
Truman Burbank
Then who am I?
Christof
You're the star.
Ace Ventura
(Turned around moving his butt as he talks) Excuse me. I'd like to "ass" you a few questions.
Ace Ventura
Excuse me. I'd like to ass you a few questions.
Bruce Nolan
My blood type is IB positive. IB positive that they ain't touchin' me with no needle!
Melissa Robinson
Ace get out of the tank
Melissa Robinson
Ace get out of the tank.
Ace Ventura
I just can't do it captain I DON'T HAVE THE POWERRR!!!
Ace Ventura
I just can't do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWERRR!
Adult Joe Wenteworth
You're never prepared for the moments that change your life.
Adult Joe Wenteworth
Time is a monster that cannot be reasoned with. I responds like a snail to our impatience, Then it races like a gazelle when you can't catch your breath.
Uncle Monty
Glad you made it so fast, too bad my other assistant gustas, can't
Uncle Monty
Glad you made it so fast, too bad my other assistant gustas, can't.
Llamando Conde Olaf
(desguised) he'll do anything to be here wait now (shows gustas tied on a train)
Llamando Conde Olaf
[disguised] He'll do anything to be here wait now [shows gustas tied on a train]
Llamando Conde Olaf
Must say your a glumly looking bunch, why so glum?
Klaus Baudelaire
Our parents, just, died
Klaus Baudelaire
Our parents, just, died.
Llamando Conde Olaf
This is we're your sleep, time for bed
Llamando Conde Olaf
This is we're your sleep, time for bed.
Violet Baudelaire
But the suns still up!
Llamando Conde Olaf
(mokingly) but the suns still up
Llamando Conde Olaf
[mockingly] But the suns still up.
Llamando Conde Olaf
The tower, witch you are never too enter.. No matter what happens ever.. (secretly giggles, about what he said)
Llamando Conde Olaf
The tower, witch you are never too enter.. No matter what happens ever.. [secretly giggles, about what he said]
Bruce Nolan
Smite me, O mighty smighter!
Lloyd Christmas
His head fell off?
Harry Dunne
Yeah he was pretty old
Harry Dunne
Yeah he was pretty old.
State Trooper
Yeah, well you aware it's against the law to have an open alcohol container here in the state of Pennsylvania? Come on give me them booze you little pumpkin pie hair cutted freak!
Harry Dunne
No sir way, way, way, way way!
Lloyd Christmas
No sir don't drink tha...
State Trooper
You'd keep your mouth shut if you knew it was good for you buddy. (Takes sip. swallows)
State Trooper
You'd keep your mouth shut if you knew it was good for you buddy. [takes sip. swallows]
Harry Dunne
Tic-Tac Sir?
State Trooper
Get the hell out of here
State Trooper
Get the hell out of here.
Cindy Lou Who
You're the-the-the-
The Grinch
the-the-the- THE GRINCH!
The Grinch
The-the-the- THE GRINCH!
Dick Harper
[after being punched in the mouth, sound like he is trying to have in American accent] No, I swear, I am an American citizen. [...] No, call my wife... It's ringing.
Billy Harper
[answers the phone] Hola?
Grace
Hey, I just woke up this morning and I felt like my boobs were bigger. Do they look bigger to you?
Bruce Nolan
No. Bigger? Um....
Grace
Oh come one! [jiggles boobs] Look at them! They are definitely bigger! They feel so huge to me.
Bruce Nolan
Listen I have to go but this has been the breast break, I mean the breast break, thank you.
Grace
Where are you going?
Bruce Nolan
To get my job back!
Carl Allen
Look at my necklace! It glows in the dark. You can't see it right now. Unless you do this. [covers his face with his hands]
Truman Burbank
You're going to the top of the mountain, broken legs and all.
The Mask/Stanley Ipkiss
Did you miss me? (He drinks and goes through is holes.) I guess not!
The Mask/Stanley Ipkiss
Did you miss me? [he drinks and goes through is holes] I guess not!
The Grinch
We're gonna die! We're gonna die! I'm gonna throw up and then we're gonna die!
The Grinch
[looks at the camera] Kids these days, so desensitized by movies and television.
Carl Allen
"Do i want to increase the size of my Penis"? pfft~! Like i needed that! *clicked YES*
Carl Allen
[pop-up add reads] Do I want to increase the size of my Penis? Like I needed that! [clicks yes]
Clementine Kruczynski
This is it, Joel. It's going to be gone soon.
Joel Barish
I know.
Clementine Kruczynski
What do we do?
Joel Barish
Enjoy it.
The Grinch
(While looking in mirror at his clothes)Ooooo.... ahhhh....ohhh. that's it I'm not going.
The Grinch
[while looking in mirror at his clothes] Ooooo.... ahhhh....ohhh. That's it I'm not going.
Truman Burbank
"In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight"
Truman Burbank
In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight.
Grace
You know, I have a very rare blood type. AB Positive.
Bruce Nolan
Sounds delicious... (bares teeth).
Bruce Nolan
Sounds delicious... [bares teeth]
Bruce Nolan
Woah. A woman does pray a lot.
Bruce Nolan
You might want to stop touching me...
Bruce Nolan
I'm dead?!?
God
Nah, I'm just messin' with ya.
Bruce Nolan
You think that's funny?!?
Bruce Nolan
You think that's funny?
Bruce Nolan
I am a sane, reasonable human being (gets out a gun).
Bruce Nolan
I am a sane, reasonable human being. [gets out a gun]
Hood
I'll apologise when a monkey comes out of my butt!
Bruce Nolan
Well, what a coincidence, 'cause that's today!
The Mask/Stanley Ipkiss
(after smashing a cartoonish alarm clock with a giant mallet) SNOOZE!
The Mask/Stanley Ipkiss
[after smashing a cartoonish alarm clock with a giant mallet] SNOOZE!