Joey Kern

Joey Kern

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

No Score Yet Big Bear Joe Screenwriter Director 2017
No Score Yet A Beginner's Guide to Snuff Dresden Winters $5.7K 2017
10% Asthma Bottle Cap 2015
65% Bloodsucking Bastards Tim 2015
No Score Yet The Love Inside Joel 2015
41% Beneath Actor 2014
No Score Yet My Funny Valentine Actor 2014
No Score Yet Easy Rider: The Ride Back Actor 2013
No Score Yet Alter Egos C-Thru 2012
40% Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Undead Hamlet $71.1K 2010
No Score Yet Screwball: The Ted Whitfield Story Willie 'High-Sox' Hamilton 2010
27% The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard Ricky $15.1M 2009
No Score Yet Complacent Actor 2009
46% The Sasquatch Gang Shirts 2007
29% Lucky You Billie's Admirer $5.8M 2007
No Score Yet All the Days Before Tomorrow Actor 2007
No Score Yet Totally Awesome Kipp 2006
17% Lovewrecked Milo 2006
31% Pizza Jon 2005
No Score Yet Love Wrecked Actor 2005
44% XX/XY Tommy 2003
8% Grind Sweet Lou $5.2M 2003
28% Love the Hard Way Fitzgerald 2003
62% Cabin Fever Jeff $21.2M 2002
27% Garmento Tye 2002
35% Super Troopers College Boy 2 $18.4M 2002

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

78% Good Behavior
2016-2017
Rob
  • 2017
No Score Yet Chosen
2013-2014
Leslie Brewer
  • 2013
No Score Yet Numb3rs
2005-2010
Kevin Warshaw
  • 2008

QUOTES FROM Joey Kern CHARACTERS

Jimmy Wilson
"No go number 2 on my bus!"
Jimmy Wilson
No go number two on my bus!
Sweet Lou
"Sweet Lou cleans no mans Poop"
Sweet Lou
Sweet Lou cleans no mans Poop.
Sweet Lou
Sweet Lou cleans no man's Poop.
Matt Jensen
"I hate Clowns"
Matt Jensen
I hate Clowns.
Sweet Lou
"You wanna make out?"
Sweet Lou
You wanna make out?
Dustin Knight
"Ok, let me just get you another glass of bitch"
Dustin Knight
Ok, let me just get you another glass of bitch.
Dustin Knight
"Lil Bow Wow, keep arguing me and you are going to take a one way walk in the woods"
Dustin Knight
Lil Bow Wow, keep arguing me and you are going to take a one way walk in the woods.
Dustin Knight
"I don't got jokes I got threats"
Dustin Knight
I don't got jokes I got threats.
Matt Jensen
"I just got violated by a Lizard man...Actually that felt kinda good"
Matt Jensen
I just got violated by a Lizard man...Actually that felt kinda good.
Matt Jensen
"Hey smell this, do you think this smells like Pepperoni or Ass Crack...I've got five bucks on Pepperoni"
Matt Jensen
Hey smell this, do you think this smells like Pepperoni or Ass Crack...I've got five bucks on Pepperoni.
Eric Rivers
"Are you kidding me, he get's sick of his shirt, he takes it off, and he gets a new one...FOR FREE!"
Eric Rivers
Are you kidding me, he get's sick of his shirt, he takes it off, and he gets a new one...FOR FREE!
Matt Jensen
"Breast's... I like em two at a time and round...LADIES!"
Matt Jensen
Breast's... I like em two at a time and round...LADIES!
Matt Jensen
"I represent the release the twins foundation would you like to make a little donation"
Matt Jensen
I represent the release the twins foundation would you like to make a little donation.
Matt Jensen
"About releasing those twins...They look so lonely in their little cages come out...dee dee dee dee"
Matt Jensen
About releasing those twins...They look so lonely in their little cages come out...dee dee dee dee.
Sweet Lou
"It's just too easy sitting here, year after year watching the new crop roll in, and me just taking my pick"
Sweet Lou
It's just too easy sitting here, year after year watching the new crop roll in, and me just taking my pick.
Sweet Lou
"See those two Betty's that were here before, they're just my Tuesday, you should see Friday"
Sweet Lou
See those two Betty's that were here before, they're just my Tuesday, you should see Friday.
Dustin Knight
"Our grills? Is there some sort of BBQ later?"
Dustin Knight
Our grills? Is there some sort of BBQ later?