Joseph Mazzello

Joseph Mazzello

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

61% Bohemian Rhapsody John Deacon 2018
25% Undrafted Producer Director Pat Murray Screenwriter 2016
29% G.I. Joe: Retaliation Mouse $122.6M 2013
96% The Social Network Dustin Moskovitz $96.5M 2010
50% The Sensation of Sight Tripp 2008
No Score Yet Matters of Life and Death Director 2007
No Score Yet Unspoken Truth Actor 2005
No Score Yet The Hollow Scott 2004
25% Raising Helen Prom Date Peter $37.4M 2004
No Score Yet Wooly Boys Charles 2004
44% Simon Birch Joe 1998
43% Star Kid Spencer Griffith 1997
54% The Lost World - Jurassic Park Tim 1997
13% Three Wishes Tom Holman 1995
45% The Cure Dexter 1995
56% The River Wild Roarke 1994
No Score Yet High Lonesome Actor 1994
97% Shadowlands Douglas Gresham 1993
91% Jurassic Park Tim $45.3M 1993
No Score Yet Jersey Girl Jason 1993
No Score Yet Desperate Choices: To Save My Child Willy 1992
33% Radio Flyer Bobby 1992
87% Presumed Innocent Wendell McGaffney 1990
88% Internal Affairs Actor 1990

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

No Score Yet The View
1997
Guest
  • 2018
96% Elementary
2012
Griffin
  • 2016
92% Person Of Interest
2011
Daniel Casey
  • 2014
97% Justified
2010-2015
Preacher Billy
  • 2013
48% Coma
2012
  • 2012
91% The Pacific
2010
Eugene B. Sledge
  • 2010
No Score Yet CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
2000-2015
Justin Lamond
  • 2003
No Score Yet Providence
1999-2002
Tony
  • 2002

QUOTES FROM Joseph Mazzello CHARACTERS

Simon Birch
There are no accidents. God has a plan for all of us.
Joe Wenteworth
There is no plan. Don't you understand?
Simon Birch
But God...
Joe Wenteworth
There is no God. He's like Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny. It's all bullshit, Simon.
Joe Wenteworth
God sent me a screwball with an armadillo?
Simon Birch
Your mother has the best breasts of all the mothers, and she smells the best, too. She's so sexy, that sometimes I forget she's someone's mother.
Joe Wenteworth
Okay, okay!
Simon Birch
I'm just being honest.
Joe Wenteworth
What if I said the same thing about your mother?
Simon Birch
I'd have you committed.
Lex
He's gonna eat the goat?
Tim
Excellent!
Donald Gennaro
What;s the matter, kid? You never had lamb chops?
Donald Gennaro
What's the matter, kid? You never had lamb chops?
Lex
I happen to be a vegetarian.
Eduardo Saverin
DON'T FISH EAT OTHER FISH?! THE MARLINS AND THE TROUT?
Dustin Moskovitz
What's he talkin' about?
Eduardo Saverin
DON'T FISH EAT OTHER FISH?! THE MARLINS AND THE TROUT?!
Eduardo Saverin
DON'T FISH EAT OTHER FISH?! THE MARLINS AND THE TROUT?
Dustin Moskovitz
... What's he talkin' about?
Dustin Moskovitz
What's he talkin' about?
Dustin Moskovitz
Who are the girls?
Tim
(yells at the dinosuar) God bless you....
Tim
[yells at the dinosaur] God bless you.