Parker Posey

Parker Posey

  • Highest Rated: 97% Columbus (2017)
  • Lowest Rated: 0% The Con Is On (2018)
  • Birthday: Nov 8, 1968
  • Birthplace: Baltimore, Maryland, USA
  • Displaying an off-kilter beauty and an ability to embrace the comically bizarre, Parker Posey has been repeatedly referred to as "The Queen of the Indies." Following her indie debut in Richard Linklater's 1993 Dazed and Confused, Posey went on to star in no less than 15 independent features over the next five years, proving time and again how worthy she was of her royal title.Born in Baltimore on November 8, 1968, Posey was named after '50s model and sometimes-actress Suzy Parker. At the age of 12, she moved with her parents and twin brother to Laurel, MS, where her father owned a Chevrolet dealership. After attending the North Carolina School of the Arts, Posey enrolled at S.U.N.Y. Purchase, where she studied acting and roomed with future ER doctor Sherry Stringfield. She dropped out just three weeks before graduation when opportunity came knocking in the form of a role on As the World Turns. As bad girl Tess Shelby, Posey stayed with the show from 1991 until 1992. The following year, Posey crossed over to celluloid with roles in three movies. Two of these, The Coneheads and Joey Breaker, featured the actress as little more than a glorified extra, but the third, Linklater's Dazed and Confused, allowed Posey to make a distinct impression. As cheerleader Darla, she used her relatively brief screen time to display the nastier side of teen popularity. She played a similar character the same year on the small screen, taking a memorable turn as ex-pep queen turned good-time girl Connie Bradshaw in PBS' Tales of the City (she would later reprise the role for More Tales of the City in 1998).Following secondary to miniscule parts in films like Sleep With Me, Amateur, and Mixed Nuts (all 1994), Posey had her breakthrough role as the titular heroine of Daisy von Scherler Mayer's Party Girl in 1995. She caused an art-house sensation with her portrayal of Mary, a downtown diva forced to take a day job as a librarian and began to ascend the ranks of indie royalty. Appearances in Hal Hartley's Flirt, Gregg Araki's The Doom Generation, and Noah Baumbach's Kicking and Screaming the same year further enhanced her reputation. Posey's work over the next two years reads like a Sundance Film Festival program: in 1996, she could be seen as a Dairy Queen waitress in the ensemble-driven Waiting for Guffman, famed gallery owner Mary Boone in Basquiat, and Hope Davis' sister in The Daytrippers. In 1997, Posey starred in no less than five independent films, including Henry Fool, her third Hartley outing; the temps-in-hell comedy drama Clockwatchers; Linklater's adaptation of Eric Bogosian's SubUrbia; and The House of Yes. For this last film, Posey garnered particular acclaim as the film's fabulously demented focal point. She shined as a young woman obsessed with both Jackie Onassis and her own twin brother (Josh Hamilton). Her performance, which perfectly displayed the hyperkinetic comic energy and sardonic wit that came to characterize many of the actress' portrayals, won her a "special recognition for acting" at Sundance that year.The year 1998 brought more independent work in the form of The Misadventures of Margaret, a romantic comedy in which Posey had the title role and a foray into mainstream features with a turn as Tom Hanks' book-editor girlfriend in Nora Ephron's You've Got Mail. The following year, she took another stab, so to speak, at mainstream fare with a part in Wes Craven's third installment of his Scream series, the aptly titled Scream 3. Though she wasn't necessarily known as a "method" actress to this point, Posey actually had real braces installed for her subsequent role in Waiting for Guffman and director Christopher Guest's popular dog show comedy Best in Show. Cast as the better half of a neurotic, hypertensive couple who will stop at nothing to see their pet win the number-one spot in the Mayflower Kennel Club Dog Show, Posey nearly stole the show with her hysterical, shrieking performance. Best in Show was immediately embraced

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

0% The Con Is On Actor 2018
63% My Art Angie 2018
No Score Yet La truffa è servita Actor 2018
97% Columbus Eleanor $0.9M 2017
71% Café Society Rad Taylor $11.1M 2016
No Score Yet The Architect Drew 2016
49% Mascots Cindi Babineaux 2016
46% Irrational Man Rita 2015
78% Ned Rifle Fay 2015
40% 21 Years: Richard Linklater Actor 2014
11% Grace Of Monaco Madge $0.7M 2014
22% HairBrained Sheila Pettifog 2014
10% And Now A Word From Our Sponsor Karen Hillridge 2013
No Score Yet Highland Park Shirley Paine 2013
64% Price Check Susan Felders $5.2K 2012
50% Hemingway & Gellhorn Mary Welsh Hemingway 2012
25% Inside Out Claire Small 2011
No Score Yet Grab Actor 2011
No Score Yet The Love Guide Angela Lovecraft 2011
27% Happy Tears Jayne 2010
55% Spring Breakdown Becky 2009
22% The Eye Helen Wells $31.5M 2008
64% Broken English Nora Wilder $0.9M 2007
46% Fay Grim Fay Grim $62.3K 2007
52% For Your Consideration Callie Webb $5.5M 2006
22% The Oh in Ohio Priscilla Chase 2006
75% Superman Returns Kitty Kowalski $200.2M 2006
No Score Yet Meet the Santas Poppy Frost 2005
54% Adam & Steve Rhonda $0.2M 2005
26% Blade: Trinity Danica Talos $52.5M 2004
18% Laws of Attraction Serena $17.9M 2004
No Score Yet Frankenstein Carson O'Conner 2004
No Score Yet In the Company of Women Actor 2004
43% The Event Nick 2003
87% A Mighty Wind Sissy Knox $17.5M 2003
No Score Yet Hell on Heels: The Battle of Mary Kay Jinger Heath 2002
27% The Sweetest Thing Judy Webb $24.5M 2002
69% Personal Velocity: Three Portraits Greta Herskowitz $0.7M 2002
61% The Anniversary Party Judy Adams $3M 2001
53% Josie and the Pussycats Fiona $14.2M 2001
94% Best in Show Meg $16.6M 2000
39% Scream 3 Jennifer 2000
No Score Yet Dinner at Fred's Celia 1999
No Score Yet Misadventures of Margaret Margaret Nathan 1998
69% You've Got Mail Patricia 1998
89% Henry Fool Fay 1998
83% Clockwatchers Margaret 1998
No Score Yet Independent's Day Actor 1998
62% The House of Yes Jackie-O 1997
76% The Daytrippers Jo Malone 1997
65% Suburbia Erica 1997
91% Waiting for Guffman Libby Mae Brown 1996
68% Basquiat Mary Boone 1996
80% Flirt Emily 1996
No Score Yet Frisk Ferguson 1996
47% The Doom Generation Brandi 1995
55% Kicking and Screaming Miami 1995
78% Party Girl Mary 1995
78% Amateur Girl Squatter 1995
57% Drunks Debbie 1995
10% Mixed Nuts Rollerblader 1994
15% Sleep with Me Athena 1994
No Score Yet Iris Actor 1994
No Score Yet Dead Connection Denise 1994
91% Dazed and Confused Darla Marks 1993
35% Coneheads Stephanie 1993
No Score Yet Joey Breaker Irene Kildare 1993

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

68% Lost in Space
2018
Dr. Smith
  • 2018
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2016
  • 2015
No Score Yet Drunk History
2013
  • 2016
  • 2015
94% Louie
2010-2015
Liz
  • 2012
94% New Girl
2011-2018
Casey
  • 2012
94% The Good Wife
2009-2016
Vanessa Gold
  • 2012
  • 2011
55% The Big C
2010-2013
Poppy Poppy Kowalsk
  • 2011
92% Parks and Recreation
2009-2015
  • 2011
  • 2009
No Score Yet Chelsea Lately
2007-2014
Guest
  • 2010
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest
  • 2010
79% Bored to Death
2009-2011
Allison Whiting
  • 2009
13% The Return of Jezebel James
2008
Sarah Thomkins
  • 2008
86% Boston Legal
2004-2008
Marlene Stanger
  • 2006
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest
  • 2004
No Score Yet Armistead Maupin's 'Further Tales of the City'
2001
Connie Bradshaw Fetzner
  • 2001
No Score Yet Will & Grace
1998
Dorleen
  • 2001
95% Futurama
1999-2013
Guest Voice
  • 2000
85% The Simpsons
1989
Voice
  • 2000
75% More Tales Of The City
1998
Connie Bradshaw
100% Tales of the City
1993
Connie Bradshaw

QUOTES FROM Parker Posey CHARACTERS

Mary
Keith richards would make a better librarian than me.
Mary
A trained monkey learned this system on PBS in a matter of hours!
Libby Mae Brown
Corky has a vision!
Dewey Riley
So you know Sidney Prescott's mother?
John Milton
Who?
Jennifer Jolie
Rina Reynolds?
John Milton
Aahh... Do you know how many actors have worked for me? Hundreds. Thousands.
John Milton
Aah. Do you know how many actors have worked for me? Hundreds. Thousands.
Gale Weathers
We didn't say she was an actor.
Jennifer Jolie
Good catch.
Simone
What a bitch she called me a slut. I'm gonna kick her ass.
Darla
You said you wouldn't get mad.
Simone
I'm not mad!
Darla
We know you they talk about us, what do they say?
Shavonne
No they don't.
Darla
You're lying you bitch. When you do that I know you're lying.
Simone
Come on you can tell us.
Shavonne
Don't get mad.
Simone
I'm not gonna get mad I'm just curious.
Shavonne
Ok she called you a bitch and you a slut. [laughs]
Darla
She called me a bitch! Thats funny! What a riot.
Darla
What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.
Darla
Ok girlies. It's really hot out here and I'm really sick of looking at you.
Darla
Oh that's it, Miss Hot Stuff. I'm gonna make the next year of your life a living hell
Darla
Oh that's it, Miss Hot Stuff. I'm gonna make the next year of your life a living hell.
Brandi
(draws a sword) I am gonna lop his... dick off... like a chicken head.
Brandi
[draws a sword] I am gonna lop his... dick off... like a chicken head.
Brandi
But it was her! It was Kitten! That bitch... I'm gonna find her. And I'm gonna kill her.
Meg Swan
We met at Starbucks. Not at the same Starbucks but we saw each other at different Starbucks across the street from each other.
Susan Felders
Your such a good guy... why don't ya come up stairs and empregnant me.
Becky
(Handing Gayle a hamburger) Here, eat this.
Becky
[handing Gayle a hamburger] Here, eat this.
Gayle
Thank you. This tastes so fucking good!
Becky
Judi, are you OK?
Judi
Well, it's just that huevos rancheros always reminds me of William
Gayle
Cuz he went down on that Hispanic guy?
Judi
No, cuz it's our Sunday tradition!
Jennifer Jolie
Jese!
Gale Weathers
What the hell are you doing?
Jennifer Jolie
Being Gale Weathers! What are you doing?
Gale Weathers
I *am* Gale Weathers!
Jennifer Jolie
Here's how I see it. I've got no house, no bodyguard, no movie and I'm being stalked. Because someone wants to kill me? No, because someone wants to kill you. So, now, starting now, I go where you go. So that if someone wants to kill me, I'll be with you and since they really wanna kill you, they won't kill me, they'll kill you, make sense?
Gale Weathers
None!
Jennifer Jolie
You know in the movies, I play you as being much smarter!
Jennifer Jolie
Oh my God Gale Weathers, listen, I know we've never met, and I don't mind your not returning my calls but after two films I feel like I am in your mind!...
Jennifer Jolie
Oh my God Gale Weathers, listen, I know we've never met, and I don't mind your not returning my calls but after two films I feel like I am in your mind!
Gale Weathers
Hmn..., That would explain my constant headaches...
Gale Weathers
Hmn, That would explain my constant headaches.
Roman Bridger
Com'on guys! come in join the party...
Gale Weathers
Actually we're here to see Sidney...
Roman Bridger
Well Sidney's here...
Dewey Riley
Where? Where's Sidney?
Roman Bridger
She's right there! (pointing Angelina)...
Roman Bridger
She's right there! [pointing Angelina]
Jennifer Jolie
Jesus not "Sidney"!, Sidney!!!, Like I'm "Gale" and She's Gale (Gale Weathers)...
Jennifer Jolie
Jesus not 'Sidney'!, Sidney! Like I'm 'Gale' and She's Gale [Gale Weathers]
Roman Bridger
Sidney Prescott? No, I never invited her here...
Darla
Wipe that face of your head, bitch.
Darla Marks
Wipe that face off your head, bitch.
Rhonda
Silence! Sober Ones!!!
Rhonda
Silence! Sober Ones!
Rhonda
it's good to see you are having fun with Gloria Estefan here
Rhonda
It's good to see you are having fun with Gloria Estefan here.
Rhonda
Oprah has made it impossible for me to have a close relationship with anyone besides Oprah.
Rhonda
Why can't a lesbian diet and put on makeup at the same time? Because you can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on your face.
Rhonda
I'm sweating like Whitney Houston going through customs!
Jennifer Jolie
We have to think, strategize, Milton is the key of everything.
Gale Weathers
he's a pervert his not a killer.
Gale Weathers
He's a pervert his not a killer.
Jennifer Jolie
he's gotta be involve somehow, we should follow him.
Jennifer Jolie
He's gotta be involve somehow, we should follow him.
Gale Weathers
we are gonna go to precinct and tell Sidney and Kincaid what we found out.
Gale Weathers
We are gonna go to precinct and tell Sidney and Kincaid what we found out.
Jennifer Jolie
ah.. my 'Gale' will be much more aggressive, my 'Gale' will suspect everybody, my "Gale' will---
Jennifer Jolie
Ah.. my 'Gale' will be much more aggressive, my 'Gale' will suspect everybody, my "Gale' will---
Gale Weathers
(Gale and Dewey shouted together) Shut up!!!
Gale Weathers
[gale and Dewey shouted together] Shut up!
Jackie-O
I watch soap operas. I bake brownies. Normalcy is coursing through my veins.
Lesly
I can't talk that way about your brother.
Jackie-O
Pretend he is not my brother, I do.
Gale Weathers
Dewey, here...(handed the gun) he got Roman and Angelina too...
Gale Weathers
Dewey, here... [handed the gun] he got Roman and Angelina too.
Jennifer Jolie
Where gonna be safe if we stick together won't we?
Dewey Riley
of course why?(suddenly killer punched him in the face and the ladies scream and then took a run)
Dewey Riley
Of course why? [suddenly killer punched him in the face and the ladies scream and then took a run]
Darla
LICK ME! All of you!
Darla
LICK ME! All of you!
Jennifer Jolie
Jeez...
Jennifer Jolie
Jeez.
Gale Weathers
What the hell are you doing?
Jennifer Jolie
being Gale Weathers... What the hell are you doing?!?!
Jennifer Jolie
Being Gale Weathers. What the hell are you doing?!
Gale Weathers
i am Gale Weathers!
Gale Weathers
I am Gale Weathers!
Jennifer Jolie
you're obsessed with HER!!! and you're obsessed with her DAUGHTER!!!
Jennifer Jolie
You're obsessed with HER! and you're obsessed with her DAUGHTER!
Gale Weathers
Alright easy, Geraldo.
Mary
‎"I would like a nice, powerful, mind altering substance. Preferably something that would make my unborn children grow gills."
Mary
I would like a nice, powerful, mind-altering substance. Preferably one that will make my unborn children grow gills.
Gale Weathers
What the hell are you doing?
Jennifer Jolie
Beeing Gale Weathers, what the hell are you doing?
Gale Weathers
I am Gale Weathers!
Jennifer Jolie
(to John) - Come on. You have made millions off the story of her murder. You're obsessed with her and you're obsessed with her daughter.
Jennifer Jolie
(to John) Come on. You have made millions off the story of her murder. You're obsessed with her and you're obsessed with her daughter.
Jennifer Jolie
Here's how I see it. I've got no house, no bodyguard, no movie and I'm being stalked; because someone wants to kill "ME"? No, because someone wants to kill you. So, now, starting now, I go where you go. So that if someone wants to kill me, I'll be with you and since they really wanna kill you, they won't kill me, they'll kill you, make sense?
Jennifer Jolie
Here's how I see it. I've got no house, no bodyguard, no movie and I'm being stalked; because someone wants to kill me? No, because someone wants to kill you. So, now, starting now, I go where you go. So that if someone wants to kill me, I'll be with you and since they really wanna kill you, they won't kill me, they'll kill you, make sense?
Gale Weathers
None!
Jennifer Jolie
You know in the movies, I play you as being much smarter!
Gale Weathers
And as a sane person, for you that must be quite a stretch!
Jennifer Jolie
That's funny.
Jennifer Jolie
Happy birthday, Roman.
Roman Bridger
Yeah, as if life isn't tragic enough.
Jennifer Jolie
The ruthless ambition, your private self-loathing, and that lost and lonely little girl inside.
Gale Weathers
Lost and lonely what?
Jennifer Jolie
You heard me.
Gale Weathers
Lost and LONELY WHAT?
Gale Weathers
What the hell are you doing?
Jennifer Jolie
Being Gale Weathers! What are you doing?
Gale Weathers
I AM Gale Weathers!
Bianca
If they're looking for Maureen Roberts, they're never gonna find her..."Rina Reynolds" they will!
Bianca
If they're looking for Maureen Roberts, they're never gonna find her. 'Rina Reynolds' they will!
Jennifer Jolie
Rina Reynolds...stage name.
Jennifer Jolie
Rina Reynolds, stage name.
Jennifer Jolie
Where? Nancy Drew wants to know where!
Gale Weathers
Hey, are you...?
Gale Weathers
Hey, are you?
Bianca
No.
Jennifer Jolie
But you look just...
Bianca
...like her? I've been hearing it all my life.
Bianca
Like her? I've been hearing it all my life.
Jennifer Jolie
It's uncanny.
Bianca
I was up for Princess Leia. I was this close. So, who gets it? ...the one who sleeps with George Lucas.
Bianca
I was up for Princess Leia. I was this close. So, who gets it? The one who sleeps with George Lucas.
Gale Weathers
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bring up a sore subject for you.
Bianca
Sure, you didn't. None of them did. So, how can I help you? Or do you want me to tell you who you look like?
Jennifer Jolie
Is he dead?
Gale Weathers
(as she looks at Jay's bloody body) - ...Really!!
Gale Weathers
(as she looks at Jay's bloody body) Really!
Jennifer Jolie
What the f**k happened to you?
Dewey Riley
Jennifer, wait a minute.
Jennifer Jolie
Who gave you a place to stay? Who are you supposed to be protecting?
Dewey Riley
Jennifer.
Gale Weathers
Hey! (Punches Jennifer in the face and Jennifer falls down)
Jennifer Jolie
My...Lawyer...Liked...That.
Jennifer Jolie
My lawyer liked that.
Gale Weathers
Not as much as I did.
Jennifer Jolie
Gale Weathers!
Gale Weathers
Sh*t.
Jennifer Jolie
I know we've never met...and I know you never returned my phone call, but after getting into this project, I feel like I'm in your mind.
Jennifer Jolie
I know we've never met, and I know you never returned my phone call, but after getting into this project, I feel like I'm in your mind.
Gale Weathers
Hmm, that would explain my constant headaches.
Jennifer Jolie
You know - I'm sorry things didn't work for 60 minutes II, but Total Entertainment, that's a pretty good fallback.
Jennifer Jolie
You know, I'm sorry things didn't work for 60 minutes II, but Total Entertainment, that's a pretty good fallback.
Gale Weathers
Thank you. I'm sorry things didn't work out with Brad Pitt, but being single, that's a good fallback.
Jennifer Jolie
Gives me more time for my work. After all, Gale Weathers, you're such a complex character.
Gale Weathers
And to be played by an actress with such depth and range...
Gale Weathers
And to be played by an actress with such depth and range.