Patrick Renna

Patrick Renna

Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

45% Fear, Inc. Tom 2016
No Score Yet Bad Roomies Actor 2015
No Score Yet Lavalantula Chris 2015
No Score Yet Life Blood Dan Griggs 2009
No Score Yet Gamebox 1.0 Kaplan 2007
No Score Yet Dark Ride Bill 2006
No Score Yet Boys Klub Country 2004
0% National Lampoon Presents Dorm Daze Styles McFee 2003
29% Speedway Junky Actor 2002
61% Recess: School's Out Jordan $34.9M 2001
No Score Yet Contract Actor 2001
60% Poor White Trash Ricky Kenworthy 2000
No Score Yet P.U.N.K.S. Lanny Nygren 1999
No Score Yet Dill Scallion Patrick 1999
No Score Yet The Secret Life of Girls Patrick 1999
No Score Yet Falling Sky Mark 1998
No Score Yet Johnny Mysto: Boy Wizard Glen 1997
No Score Yet Address Unknown Actor 1997
No Score Yet Sometimes They Come Back...Again Young Alan 1996
No Score Yet Blue River Zoltan 1995
0% The Big Green Larry 1995
No Score Yet Beanstalk Danny 1994
21% Son-in-Law Zack Warner 1993
61% The Sandlot Hamilton `Ham' Porter 1993

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

No Score Yet Hell's Kitchen
2005
Appearing
  • 2017
90% Bones
2005-2017
Pete Dineen
  • 2014
No Score Yet CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
2000-2015
Security Guard
  • 2007
86% Boston Legal
2004-2008
Warren Peters
  • 2007
  • 2006
  • 2005
No Score Yet Judging Amy
1999-2005
Ronnie Thayer
  • 2003
  • 2002
No Score Yet ER
1994-2009
Howie McMurtry
  • 1999
74% The X-Files
1993-2018
Ronnie
  • 1998
No Score Yet Boy Meets World
1993-2000
Kyle
  • 1996
No Score Yet Home Improvement
1991-1999
Todd
  • 1996

QUOTES FROM Patrick Renna CHARACTERS

Hamilton "Ham" Porter
Hurry up batter. It's gotta be a short game, then I gotta get home for lunch.
Anna Montgomery
[after hosing the boys] I'm so sorry! What on Earth were you doing??
Anna Montgomery
[after hosing the boys] I'm so sorry! What on Earth were you doing?
Evan Schiff
Feeding the birds.
Larry Musgrove
There's not much to do in Elma.
Anna Montgomery
Oh.
Larry Musgrove
[upon seeing the "mowed" field by Evan, Newt, and Tak] This is rad! You guys are awesome! [steps in a cow pie] Ugh! Gosh! YOU'RE DEAD! [chases after them]
Larry Musgrove
[upon seeing the 'mowed' field by Evan, Newt, and Tak] This is rad! You guys are awesome! [steps in a cow pie] Ugh! Gosh! YOU'RE DEAD! [chases after them]
Larry Musgrove
I got a question.
Tom Palmer
That's great! Great, participation! Fire away, big guy!
Larry Musgrove
While you're here, who's giving out speeding tickets and scooping dead animals off the highway?
Tom Palmer
All right, no more questions.
Larry Musgrove
?When I get afraid - I mean *really* afraid - the players on the other team; they change into these bad guys. I mean, they really change into these BAD GUYS!
Larry Musgrove
When I get afraid - I mean *really* afraid - the players on the other team; they change into these bad guys. I mean, they really change into these BAD GUYS!
Hamilton "Ham" Porter
Hey, you wanna s'more?
Scotty Smalls
Some more what?
Hamilton "Ham" Porter
No, no. Do you want a s'more?
Scotty Smalls
I just got here, so how can I have some more of nothing?
Hamilton "Ham" Porter
You're killin' me, Smalls! Okay, these are s'mores stuff. Now pay attention. First, you take the graham. You stick the chocolate on the graham. Then, you roast the mallow. When the mallow's flaming, you stick it on the chocolate. Then, you cover it with the other end.
Hamilton "Ham" Porter
You're killin' me smalls!?!?!
Hamilton "Ham" Porter
You're killin' me Smalls!
Hamilton "Ham" Porter
First you take a graham. Then you stick the chocolate on the graham. And then you roast the mallow. And when the mallows flaming you stick it on the chocolate. Then you cover it with the other graham. And then you stuff it.
Hamilton "Ham" Porter
And when Mr. Mertle asked how long he had to keep the dog chained up like a slave, the police chief said, "For-ev-er. For-ev-er. For-ev-er."
Hamilton "Ham" Porter
And when Mr. Mertle asked how long he had to keep the dog chained up like a slave, the police chief said, 'For-ev-er. For-ev-er. For-ev-er.'
Michael `Squints' Palledorous
And when Mr. Mertle asked how long he had to keep the dog chained up like a slave, the police chief said, 'For-ev-er. For-ev-er. For-ev-er.'
Hamilton "Ham" Porter
You're killin' me, Smalls!
Hamilton "Ham" Porter
you play ball like a girl!
Hamilton "Ham" Porter
You play ball like a girl!