Shawn Hatosy

Shawn Hatosy

  • Highest Rated: 92% 11:14 (2003)
  • Lowest Rated: 3% Down to You (2000)
  • Birthday: Dec 29, 1975
  • Birthplace: Frederick, Maryland, USA
  • One of the more promising actors to emerge during the late-1990s Teen Invasion, Shawn Hatosy got his start in commercials and theatre. The Maryland native first broke into film with a miniscule role in the 1995 Home for the Holidays, and two years later appeared in a string of films, with his most notable role being the high school student who stands up for an outed Kevin Kline in In & Out. He gained further recognition the following year as a football player battling alien teachers in The Faculty, and in 1999 had a number of substantial roles: he could be seen as the protagonist of the Farrelly Brothers' coming-of-age comedy Outside Providence, as a young Nick Nolte in Simpatico, and as the guy who teaches Natalie Portman a few things about life in Wayne Wang's Anywhere But Here. As the new century got under way, Hatosy could be seen in a variety of projects including Down to You, 11:14, and the indie hit The Cooler. He continued to work steadily in projects such as Faith of My Fathers, Alpha Dog, Factory Girl, and Nobel Son. He landed a major part in the cop series Southland, and found time during his work on that show to appear in Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, and Michael Mann's historical gangster film Public Enemies.

Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

No Score Yet The Bygone Actor 2019
No Score Yet Mountain Rest Bascolm 2018
No Score Yet Street Kings 2: Motor City Dan Sullivan 2011
85% Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans Armand Benoit $1.7M 2009
68% Public Enemies Agent John Madala $97.1M 2009
25% Nobel Son Thaddeus James $0.4M 2008
40% Familiar Strangers Brian Worthington 2008
60% The Lazarus Project Ricky Garvey 2008
20% Factory Girl Syd Pepperman $1.6M 2007
54% Alpha Dog Elvis Schmidt $15.2M 2007
40% Little Athens Carter 2006
No Score Yet Faith of My Fathers John McCain 2005
53% Dallas 362 Rusty 2005
83% Swimmers Clyde 2005
77% The Cooler Mikey $8.2M 2003
92% 11:14 Duffy 2003
88% Soldier's Girl Justin Fisher 2003
24% A Guy Thing Jim $15.5M 2003
45% Borstal Boy Brendan Behan 2002
23% John Q Mitch Quigley $71.1M 2002
No Score Yet Tangled David Klein 2002
64% Anywhere but Here Benny 2000
3% Down to You Eddie Hicks 2000
25% Simpatico Young Vinnie 1999
60% Witness Protection Sean 1999
51% Outside Providence Timothy Dunphy 1999
No Score Yet The Joyriders Actor 1999
53% The Faculty Stan 1998
80% The Thin Red Line Tella 1998
50% Niagara, Niagara Lead High School Punk 1998
9% The Postman Billy 1997
72% In & Out Jack 1997
No Score Yet No Way Home Sean 1997
86% All Over Me Gus 1997
31% Inventing the Abbotts Victor 1997
63% Home for the Holidays Counter Boy 1995

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

No Score Yet Animal Kingdom
2016
Pope
  • 2019
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2016
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest
  • 2017
46% Reckless
2014
Terry McCandless
  • 2014
No Score Yet The Talk
2010
Guest
  • 2014
  • 2012
76% Body of Proof
2011-2013
Karl Simmons
  • 2013
87% Southland
2009-2013
Det. Sammy Bryant Sammy Bryant
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2011
  • 2010
  • 2009
No Score Yet Criminal Minds
2005
Jimmy
  • 2011
No Score Yet CSI: Miami
2002-2012
Jason Reger
  • 2010
No Score Yet Law & Order: Criminal Intent
2001-2011
Larry
  • 2009
No Score Yet Numb3rs
2005-2010
Dwayne Carter
  • 2006
No Score Yet CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
2000-2015
Jeff Simon
  • 2005
44% The Twilight Zone
2002-2003
Mario
  • 2003
No Score Yet Felicity
1998-2002
Owen
  • 2002
83% Six Feet Under
2001-2005
Brodie
  • 2002
  • 2001
No Score Yet Law & Order
1990-2010
Chester Manning
  • 1996
91% Homicide: Life on the Street
1993-1999
Lyle Warner
  • 1995

QUOTES FROM Shawn Hatosy CHARACTERS

Timothy Dunphy
Prep school? What's a prep school?
Old Man Dunphy
It's to prepare you....for not getting your neck broke..by me.
Desk Guard
You know something, man? You're alright.
John Q. Archibald
Sure am. Only one thing can stop me now.
Desk Guard
What's that.
John Q. Archibald
Mitch here being B-positive.
Mitch
No, sir. Type-O.Ã? Swear to God.
Mitch
No, sir. Type-O. Swear to God.
Stan Rosado
Open...the door. It is so much better. There's no fear. No pain. It's beautiful. And you will be beautiful. You'll be beautiful. No problems or worries. We want you. I want you. I...want...you...Now open the fu**ing door! Open the door!!!
Stan Rosado
Open the door. It is so much better. There's no fear. No pain. It's beautiful. And you will be beautiful. You'll be beautiful. No problems or worries. We want you. I want you. I want you. Now open the fu**ing door! Open the door!
Zeke
(about the drugs) - Stan, take it.
Zeke
(about the drugs) Stan, take it.
Stan Rosado
No way, you're taking it!
Casey Connor
(laughing and obviously high) - You're taking it!
Casey Connor
(laughing and obviously high) You're taking it!
Stan Rosado
(Stan picks up gun and points it at Casey) - What the hell is wrong with him?
Stan Rosado
(Stan picks up gun and points it at Casey) What the hell is wrong with him?
Zeke
Nothing's wrong with him. He's tweaking you a**hole! Let him fu**ing tweak!
Casey Connor
(laughing) - Tweak! Tweak!
Casey Connor
(laughing) Tweak! Tweak!
Zeke
(laughing on drugs, and talking about Delilah) - Is she always this much fun, man?
Zeke
(laughing on drugs, and talking about Delilah) Is she always this much fun, man?
Stan Rosado
(laughing, on drugs) - Sometimes she can be a real bitch.
Stan Rosado
(laughing, on drugs) Sometimes she can be a real bitch.
Casey Connor
(laughing, and gives Stan a high five) - Oh Oooooh, yeah!
Casey Connor
(laughing, and gives Stan a high five) Oh Oooooh, yeah!
Stan Rosado
I'm not an alien...I'm discontent.
Stan Rosado
I'm not an alien, I'm discontent.
Gabe Santora
Where you going, buddy?
Stan Rosado
We're going to...
Stan Rosado
We're going to.
Zeke
Come on, Stan. Jesus Christ...Get in the fu**ing car.
Zeke
Come on, Stan. Jesus Christ. Get in the fu**ing car.
Gabe Santora
Sure you don't want to play with us?
Stan Rosado
Nah, Gabe...but thanks. (They drive away)
Stan Rosado
Nah, Gabe, but thanks. (They drive away)
Stan Rosado
Aliens are taking over the fu**ing school!
Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell
This is usually the point where somebody says, "Let's get the f**k outta here."
Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell
This is usually the point where somebody says, 'Let's get the f**k outta here.'
Stan Rosado
Let's get the f**k outta here.
Stan Rosado
Let's go alien for a second. Why here? Why Ohio?
Casey Connor
Cause if you were going to take over the world, would you blow up the White House Independence Day style...or sneak in through the backdoor?
Casey Connor
Cause if you were going to take over the world, would you blow up the White House Independence Day style or sneak in through the backdoor?
Stan Rosado
Just listen to yourselves. Our teachers are aliens? That's not weird, that's fu**ing psychotic. Come on, guys. This is nuts.
Delilah Profitt
Then leave, Stan. Why are you hanging around? Go win a Pulitzer.
Stan Rosado
Blow me, Delilah, 'cause I'm sick of your sh*t.
Delilah Profitt
Get the f**k out of here and take your freak dyke with you.
Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell
F**k you, tit bags!
Stan Rosado
I made a "D" on a biology test right after, and Mr. Furlong changed it to an "A." He said I deserved for having such a strong arm. That really bugged me, you know? I worked hard for that "D." That was my "D." I deserved that "D." I just wish people would let me be, you know?
Stan Rosado
I made a 'D' on a biology test right after, and Mr. Furlong changed it to an 'A.' He said I deserved for having such a strong arm. That really bugged me, you know? I worked hard for that 'D.' That was my 'D.' I deserved that 'D.' I just wish people would let me be, you know?
Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell
A "D" student.
Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell
A 'D' student.
Stan Rosado
Yeah.
Stan Rosado
(Mrs. Brummel walks into the shower room, naked) - Mrs. Brummel, what the f**k?!
Stan Rosado
(Mrs. Brummel walks into the shower room, naked) Mrs. Brummel, what the f**k?!
Casey Connor
It must really blow being you.
Stan Rosado
You have no idea.
Stan Rosado
I've just been thinking ahead, Coach, and...I've decided to quit the team...and concentrate on my academics.
Stan Rosado
I've just been thinking ahead, Coach, and I've decided to quit the team and concentrate on my academics.
Coach Joe Willis
Okay. Stan, we'll miss you.
Stan Rosado
That's it?
Coach Joe Willis
Well, what do you want me to say? My star quarterback comes to me the day before we play Brun County, the only team in the district that can kick our ass, and tells me he doesn't want to play. There's something up with that. You seem to be going through some life-defining turning point, and I'm not gonna stand in the way of the human condition. You do what you have to do.
Stan Rosado
Thanks for not reaming me, Coach.
Coach Joe Willis
What kind of human being would I be if I did that?
Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell
(bumps into Stan) - Man, get a fu**ing eye dog.
Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell
(bumps into Stan) Man, get a fu**ing eye dog.
Stan Rosado
Maybe if you didn't paint your fu**ing eyes shut.
Stan Rosado
Well, I've been weighing the importance of being a jock...with my impending future, and I decided.
Stan Rosado
Well, I've been weighing the importance of being a jock with my impending future, and I decided.
Delilah Profitt
You just decided? Stan, what about college? The football scholarship is your only shot.
Stan Rosado
If I quit now, I can work harder at studying, maybe raise my grades a little. I'd rather go to college...based on my intellect.
Stan Rosado
If I quit now, I can work harder at studying, maybe raise my grades a little. I'd rather go to college based on my intellect.
Delilah Profitt
You're not good at studying. Stan, you're good at football. Stick to what you're good at.
Stan Rosado
Yeah, I've always been good at football and basketball and every other sport I try. I think maybe it's time I try something I'm not so good at, something different.
Delilah Profitt
And what am I supposed to do while you're on a yellow-brick quest for a brain?
Stan Rosado
What?
Delilah Profitt
The accepted social order...is head cheerleaders date star quarterbacks, not academic wanna-bes.
Stan Rosado
Don't be superficial.
Delilah Profitt
"Superficial." Four syllables. That's really good, Stan. You're on your way.
Delilah Profitt
'Superficial.' Four syllables. That's really good, Stan. You're on your way.
Stan Rosado
(bumps into Stokely) - You okay?
Stan Rosado
(bumps into Stokely) You okay?
Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell
Walk much?
Stan Rosado
You ran into me, beast.