Tawny Kitaen

Tawny Kitaen

  • Highest Rated: 54% Bachelor Party (1984)
  • Lowest Rated: 50% Witchboard (1986)
  • Birthday: Aug 5, 1961
  • Birthplace: Not Available
  • Toothsome, redheaded leading lady Tawny Kitaen got her start on such TV serials as Capitol and Santa Barbara. She graduated to "babe-hood" in the teen-raunch comedy Bachelor Party (1984). With her starring role in The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik Yak, the 1984 film version of the old S&M "underground" comic strip, Kitaen achieved stardom as the torn-blouse heroine of many an R-rated adventure film. A better actress than one might think, Tawny Kitaen was quite amusing as the sensuous female deejay Nightbird on the syndicated TVer The New WKRP in Cincinnati, and even funnier as the voice of the whiny, obese feline Annabelle on the animated series Eek! The Cat.

Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

No Score Yet Come Simi Dee Dee 2015
No Score Yet After Midnight Actor 2014
No Score Yet Dead Tides Nola 1997
No Score Yet Hercules in the Maze of the Minotaur Deianeira 1994
No Score Yet Hercules in the Underworld Deianeira 1994
No Score Yet Hercules and the Circle of Fire Deianeira 1994
53% Three of Hearts Woman in Bar 1993
No Score Yet White Hot Vanessa 1988
No Score Yet Glory Years Actor 1987
No Score Yet Instant Justice (Marine Issue) Virginia 1987
No Score Yet Happy Hour Misty Roberts 1987
No Score Yet Crystal Heart Alley Daniels 1987
50% Witchboard Linda Brewster 1986
No Score Yet The Perils Of Gwendoline In The Land Of The Yik Yak Actor 1985
54% Bachelor Party Debbie Thompson 1984
No Score Yet Gwendoline Gwendoline 1984
No Score Yet California Girls Karen Malone 1984

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

No Score Yet CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
2000-2015
Lydia Kole
  • 2011
No Score Yet Chelsea Lately
2007-2014
Guest
  • 2008
No Score Yet The Bonnie Hunt Show
2008-2010
Guest
  • 2008
No Score Yet Hercules: The Legendary Journeys
1995-1999
Deianeira
  • 1997
  • 1995
No Score Yet Married...With Children
1987-1997
Dominique
  • 1994
88% Seinfeld
1989-1998
Isabel
  • 1991
No Score Yet America's Funniest People
1994
40% The New WKRP in Cincinnati
1993

QUOTES FROM Tawny Kitaen CHARACTERS

Sarabeth
(before she continues with a seance) - Uh Bummer! I forgot my crystal ball! (Everyone looks at her bewildered, and then Sarabeth starts hysterically laughing) - Ha-ha-ha-ha just a little psychic humor. I don't really have a crystal ball!
Sarabeth
(before she continues with a seance) Uh Bummer! I forgot my crystal ball! (Everyone looks at her bewildered, and then Sarabeth starts hysterically laughing) Ha-ha-ha-ha just a little psychic humor. I don't really have a crystal ball!
Linda Brewster
Should we hold hands or something?
Sarabeth
Nah (laughs) that's just in the vampire movies.
Linda Brewster
(to Jim) - God, I love you.
Linda Brewster
(to Jim) God, I love you.
Jim Morar
(thinks for a moment) - I know.
Jim Morar
(thinks for a moment) I know.
Linda Brewster
(after Jim comes home from work early; pops up behind Linda) - Jesus Christ don't ever sneak up on me again! F**K! ...Sh*t! (under her breath) - Oh, f**k...What are you doing home?
Linda Brewster
(after Jim comes home from work early; pops up behind Linda) - Jesus Christ don't ever sneak up on me again! F**K! ...Sh*t! (under her breath) Oh, f**k. What are you doing home?
Jim Morar
I live here...What are you up to?
Jim Morar
I live here. What are you up to?
Linda Brewster
I found my ring. Remember the one that I lost when we moved in? (Smiles and holds up a ring) - See?
Linda Brewster
I found my ring. Remember the one that I lost when we moved in? (Smiles and holds up a ring) See?
Jim Morar
And that's such a monumental event that you started swearing?
Linda Brewster
What?
Jim Morar
Your language babe. I think "Gosh" and "Thorn" are the strongest words I ever heard you use...And when you'd take up plumbing?
Jim Morar
Your language babe. I think 'Gosh' and 'Thorn' are the strongest words I ever heard you use. And when you'd take up plumbing?
Linda Brewster
(talking to Jim) - Well thank you very much for ruining the party.
Linda Brewster
(talking to Jim) Well thank you very much for ruining the party.
Jim Morar
(thinks for a second) - You're welcome.
Jim Morar
(thinks for a second) You're welcome.
Brandon Sinclair
(playing the Ouija board with Linda; talking to the spirit David) - David...will you be able to choose your parents when you return?
Brandon Sinclair
(playing the Ouija board with Linda; talking to the spirit David) David, will you be able to choose your parents when you return?
Linda Brewster
(repeats what the Ouija board spells out) - "Yes".
Linda Brewster
(repeats what the Ouija board spells out) 'Yes'.
Jim Morar
Bullsh*t.
Brandon Sinclair
Why? You can't believe you were stupid enough to pick your parents.
Jim Morar
Hey, I don't talk to cardboard.
Brandon Sinclair
(the Ouija board starts moving frantically) - Careful Jim, you're upsetting David.
Brandon Sinclair
(the Ouija board starts moving frantically) Careful Jim, you're upsetting David.
Jim Morar
What's he gonna do haunt me?
Brandon Sinclair
(talking to the Ouija) - David are you alright?
Brandon Sinclair
(talking to the Ouija) David are you alright?
Jim Morar
Yeah he's alright, he's just a little dead that's all.
Brandon Sinclair
SHUT UP JIM! (Talks to the Ouija) - David are you alright?
Brandon Sinclair
SHUT UP JIM! (Talks to the Ouija) David are you alright?
Linda Brewster
(who's also playing the Ouija) - My God it's really racing.
Linda Brewster
(who's also playing the Ouija) My God it's really racing.
Jim Morar
(talking about David) - Yeah maybe he's late for the last flight back to limbo.
Jim Morar
(talking about David) Yeah maybe he's late for the last flight back to limbo.
Brandon Sinclair
(before playing the Ouija board) - Alright one more thing before we begin. The spirits are lousy spellers and a lot of them like to lie. So just to play it safe I'm gonna try to contact David; the spirit of a little boy who died about thirty years ago. (A guy at the party asks: "You mean you actually talked to the spirit before?") - Yeah I contacted him several times. For some reason he is connected to this particular board.
Brandon Sinclair
(before playing the Ouija board) Alright one more thing before we begin. The spirits are lousy spellers and a lot of them like to lie. So just to play it safe I'm gonna try to contact David; the spirit of a little boy who died about thirty years ago. (A guy at the party asks: 'You mean you actually talked to the spirit before?') Yeah I contacted him several times. For some reason he is connected to this particular board.
Linda Brewster
Why's that?
Brandon Sinclair
Well I don't know really. It's just that every Ouija board seems to have its own dominate spirit. Maybe it's because this board was made the day David died.
Jim Morar
(being a wise ass) - How do you know when that board was made?
Jim Morar
(being a wise ass) How do you know when that board was made?
Brandon Sinclair
David told me.
Jim Morar
(being a wise ass) - How do you know he wasn't lying? I mean you said they like to lie. Didn't you...didn't you say that?
Jim Morar
(being a wise ass) How do you know he wasn't lying? I mean you said they like to lie. Didn't you, didn't you say that?