Felix Vasquez Jr.

Felix Vasquez Jr.
Tomatometer-approved critic
Biography:
Felix Vasquez Jr. was born in the Bronx and currently resides as a bachelor. He's a freelance writer obsessed with film, who has worked for Film Threat for almost two years, currently writes reviews for pornography at Adult DVD Talk, and for cult movies at Film Fan Addict. He's always looking for work and currently runs his own website Cinema Crazed, which he's written for and edited himself for almost ten years. He's contributed to the likes of Shock Till you Drop, and been mentioned in Fangoria, and the Hartford Courant. He is currently pursuing publication, and a permanent career in as a film critic.
Favorites:
Felix' top ten films of all time: 10. SCHINDLER'S LIST 9. JAWS 8. AMERICAN BEAUTY 7.THE GODFATHER 6.THE GRAPES OF WRATH 5.BEN-HUR 4.COOL HAND LUKE 3. THE STING 2. STAR WARS 1. 12 ANGRY MEN
Critics' Group: Online Film Critics Society
Location: New York

Movie Reviews Only

T-Meter Title | Year
68% Jay & Silent Bob Reboot (2019) It's depressingly unfunny, depressingly dull, and just depressing, period. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 9, 2019
41% 47 Meters Down: Uncaged (2019) There's no real message here to "Uncaged" beyond watching some sharks eviscerate a young girl's entire life and livelihood. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 6, 2019
36% Girls with Balls (2019) A mixed bag that teeters on unwatchable, but is redeemed by some solid action... - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 6, 2019
43% Space Jam (1996) Sans nostalgia it's serviceable kids' entertainment at best with a paper thin plot, but a lot of Looney Tunes antics. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 4, 2019
83% Let It Snow (2019) Gets a pass for being entertaining and wholesome while embracing the rich modern diversity of this generation. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 27, 2019
No Score Yet Eegah (1962) Even as riffing material, you may find yourself hitting the forward button. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 27, 2019
89% Blinded by the Light (2019) Occasionally sickly sweet but satisfying... - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 27, 2019
71% White Snake (2019) Has all the ingredients of a sweeping fantasy epic, including incredible animation, but it fails as an engaging narrative. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 15, 2019
51% Black and Blue (2019) Just a fine thriller that gets by thanks to its strong performances, slick action and timely undertones. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 8, 2019
70% Terminator: Dark Fate (2019) It's about three parts a pretty solid "Terminator" movie and one part a really clumsy follow up. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 6, 2019
80% Little Monsters (2019) A human story about family and redemption, it's also a damn good zombie movie... - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 18, 2019
91% El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie (2019) A satisfying epilogue to a fantastic saga... - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 18, 2019
68% Zombieland: Double Tap (2019) A colossal disappointment with a premise that has so many new places to go and wastes every chance. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 18, 2019
69% Joker (2019) Ugly, grotesque, depressing and yet quite fantastic... - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 18, 2019
43% The Addams Family (2019) Digs deep to the roots of what made this series so entertaining and lovable since it was introduced. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 12, 2019
56% The Dead Don't Die (2019) By no means as smart or original as it thinks it is, but it's worth experimenting with if you're in the mood for something completely out of the ordinary. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 10, 2019
60% The Furies (2019) Tacks on a ton of ideas that never amount to anything. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 3, 2019
43% He's Out There (2017) There are so many other better genre offerings worth your time. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 3, 2019
50% 3 from Hell (2019) Sputters out in the finale, watching like a middling, forced, overlong sequel, rather than the epic final stand of the Firefly clan. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 3, 2019
32% Shaft (2019) Add this to the pile of crap legacy sequels like "A Good Day to Die Hard," and "Blues Brothers 2000." - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 29, 2019
No Score Yet Girl Vs. Monster (2012) It's a very pleasing Halloween treat. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 18, 2019
88% Hustlers (2019) A very good crime drama with stunning performances, including a mesmerizing comeback by Jennifer Lopez. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 16, 2019
100% One Cut of the Dead (Kamera o tomeru na!) (2019) An ode to the love of filmmaking, and how making movies is as much a community and bonding experience as anything else in life. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 13, 2019
63% It Chapter Two (2019) A wonderful return to King's tale, one filled with jump out of your seat scares, heartbreaking drama, and yet another excellent turn from Bill Skarsgard as Pennywise. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 9, 2019
57% Aladdin (2019) Guy Ritchie's remake is mediocre, time filling fodder and that's about the best compliment I can give it. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 3, 2019
90% 1922 (2017) 1922 is a compelling and gripping look at murder, the act and the aftermath, and its simplicity helps propel it in to one of the most sophisticated Stephen King cinematic adaptations. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 26, 2019
93% Millennium Actress (Sennen joyû) (2001) If you enjoy incredible storytelling and vibrant fantasy, this will assuredly provide an emotional experience. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 18, 2019
78% Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019) André Øvredal delivers another horror gem that's a truly scary testament to the power of stories, and how they can change us for the better or for the worse. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 12, 2019
84% Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019) Garners a contagious sense of optimism and adventure... - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 9, 2019
87% Ever After (Endzeit) (2019) A solid, if flawed, horror drama with a heavy emphasis on the dramatic and art house portion. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 8, 2019
96% Harpoon (2019) A fantastic experience with one hell of a darkly sense of humor horror fans will appreciate. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 8, 2019
44% Critters Attack! (2019) Quite boring and defeats the whole idea of a sequel by dodging everything that makes these movies so fun. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 26, 2019
53% The Lion King (2019) Offers almost nothing to fans old and new save for a shiny coating of paint. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 22, 2019
55% Summer Night (2019) At least there's Victoria Justice. Seriously, I'd pay money to watch her read the phone book for three hours. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 13, 2019
83% Crawl (2019) Simple, but exciting, gory, and surprisingly touching. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 12, 2019
63% Child's Play (2019) It's shocking how great the 2019 "Child's Play" is. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 10, 2019
25% Rim of the World (2019) A grating, painfully awful movie that seems to work against everything that makes movies of this ilk so entertaining. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 9, 2019
90% Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019) The best "Spider-Man" feature film to date. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 2, 2019
95% The Queen (2019) It's a highly recommended and raw look at the fierceness of the drag competitions, and how the LGBTQ community has made so much progress since 1968 and yet still has so far to go. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 28, 2019
64% Annabelle Comes Home (2019) An exciting, often creepy amalgam of "The Gate" and 2001's "Thir13en Ghosts." - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 28, 2019
23% Men in Black International (2019) It's dull, long, and never rises above being serviceable. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 14, 2019
23% Dark Phoenix (2019) The Phoenix Saga is so complex and epic that it simply can't be fit in to one movie, even though you have to respect Kinberg for at least trying. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 7, 2019
No Score Yet Deep Blue Sea 2 (2018) Dull, junky straight to video fodder. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted May 31, 2019
70% Isn't It Romantic (2019) It never seems to know if it's endorsing the idea of romantic comedies, or still spoofing them. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted May 28, 2019
19% The Haunting of Sharon Tate (2019) Exploitative, cheap, and genuinely insulting... - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted May 24, 2019
97% Booksmart (2019) It promises to be one of the genre defining, generation defining comedies of the decade. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted May 24, 2019
57% Brightburn (2019) Builds a pretty terrifying premise out of classic superhero lore. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted May 20, 2019
90% John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019) It's an excellent, bone breaking addition to John Wick's quest building a momentum I hope is carried in to the next chapters. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted May 20, 2019
100% Batman vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2019) A top notch crossover between two powerhouse series with action, comedy, and some epic fan service. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted May 16, 2019
85% The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part (2019) Feels like a pretty standard follow up that plays it safe, in spite of the positive message behind it. - Cinema Crazed EDIT
Read More | Posted May 16, 2019