Jeremy Jahns

Jeremy Jahns
Tomatometer-approved critic
Publications: JeremyJahns.com

Movie Reviews Only

T-Meter Title | Year
77% Frozen II (2019) This movie makes you not care about the characters as much as it probably should have. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 19, 2019
97% A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (2019) It's a nice piece of positivity. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 14, 2019
76% Doctor Sleep (2019) Doctor Sleep stands on its own in its horror element, but also serves as a proper sequel to Stanley Kubrick's Shining. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 11, 2019
92% Ford v Ferrari (2019) Not only did the movie not disappoint, it exceeded my expectations. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 7, 2019
71% Terminator: Dark Fate (2019) This is ridiculous writing to get Arnold Schwarzenegger on screen with Linda Hamilton in a Terminator movie. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 30, 2019
25% Countdown (2019) It's just a boring mess. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 25, 2019
51% Black and Blue (2019) This movie does feel outdated. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 24, 2019
69% Zombieland: Double Tap (2019) Though it doesn't feel new, it does feel like Zombieland. It did for me. It gave me laughs, it gave me thrills, it had heart, [and] it had that family dynamic. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 16, 2019
90% El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie (2019) El Camino is the Breaking Bad movie we didn't know we needed, but we kind of did. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 11, 2019
26% Gemini Man (2019) It's a pretty boring plot... There's nothing new here. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 9, 2019
69% Joker (2019) [Joaquin Phoenix] thrives under the weight and pressure of portraying the most iconic comic book villain of all time. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 2, 2019
27% Rambo: Last Blood (2019) I thought it was a good time. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 23, 2019
84% Ad Astra (2019) A gorgeous-looking slow-burn. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 18, 2019
88% Hustlers (2019) The hustle was cool, but not the flow. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 12, 2019
62% It Chapter Two (2019) I was really impressed with the fact that this movie brought heart when it needed to bring heart [and] brought the tears when it needed to bring the tears. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 5, 2019
35% Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones (2019) I couldn't help but appreciate the fact that, well, this guy will do it; he'll go there. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 3, 2019
39% Angel Has Fallen (2019) The movie is serviceably entertaining. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 21, 2019
88% Ready or Not (2019) In the end, Ready or Not was great. It was fun, it was funny, it was dark, it was messed up, [and] it was thrilling. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 20, 2019
41% 47 Meters Down: Uncaged (2019) It's just a generic monster movie. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 19, 2019
80% Good Boys (2019) A great premise with very little direction. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 16, 2019
79% Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019) All in all, I walked away having a good time. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Aug 8, 2019
67% Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw (2019) I didn't expect this spinoff to be as entertaining as it was, but it was great!... It just throws caution to the wind when it comes to ridiculous. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 31, 2019
85% Once Upon a Time In Hollywood (2019) If you're a Quentin Tarantino fan at all, it's worth a watch for sure. If you aren't a Quentin Tarantino fan, this isn't going to convert you. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 24, 2019
83% Crawl (2019) This is bafflingly good. It's way better than it ever had a right to be. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 13, 2019
53% The Lion King (2019) I feel like this remake took out more than it put back in. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 11, 2019
90% Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019) Let me with a good taste in my mouth and a smile on my face. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 27, 2019
63% Child's Play (2019) A new and interesting take on Chucky. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 26, 2019
64% Annabelle Comes Home (2019) As a 1990s horror fan, I enjoyed it... - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 25, 2019
97% Toy Story 4 (2019) I still think that Toy Story ended perfectly as a trilogy, but if you can give me a fourth installment that lives up to the legacy, then I am totally game... The adventure is great, it's fun, it's funny, and it's relevant. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 13, 2019
23% Men in Black International (2019) In the end, Men in Black International is what I wanted from a new Men in Black movie: It's fun. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 12, 2019
23% Dark Phoenix (2019) You could just tell that everyone was over it. The actors were over it, the studio was over it... I feel like this movie was just a big waste of time. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 5, 2019
54% Ma (2019) Octavia Spencer is so good in this movie. She's so nice, she's so sweet -- she's so creepy. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted May 31, 2019
89% Rocketman (2019) A proper rock biopic. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted May 30, 2019
41% Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019) I think this movie has a bit of an identity crisis... You don't know if they're trying to be a cheesy, 1990s action movie or if they're trying to elevate the genre and take it more seriously. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted May 29, 2019
57% Brightburn (2019) The thing that keeps this movie afloat is the genius premise. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted May 24, 2019
57% Aladdin (2019) When the movie branched off and did its own thing, I enjoyed it. But it tries to emulate what came before it and does it in a way that is just not as good or effective as the original animation. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted May 22, 2019
90% John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019) John Wick: Chapter Three delivers what you want in a John Wick movie... Better than [Chapter Two], but not as good as [the first]. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted May 16, 2019
68% Pokémon Detective Pikachu (2019) This movie does have something for everybody: Pokémon fans, kids, families. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted May 10, 2019
9% Hitman: Agent 47 (2015) You're not gonna remember it in t-minus a couple hours. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 26, 2019
94% Avengers: Endgame (2019) It's not literature like Lord of the Rings, but in its own way, it's pretty damn impactful. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 24, 2019
47% Mortal Kombat (1995) This is a Mortal Kombat movie made for Mortal Kombat fans. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 18, 2019
17% Hellboy (2019) The editing, the stitching, the weaving of the story -- it's pretty sloppy in this movie. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 12, 2019
57% Pet Sematary (2019) It's really the story of this family and the people in it and horror [elements] are built around them -- and that's what makes this good. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 5, 2019
90% Shazam! (2019) In a comic book movie-saturated world, Shazam! comes along and makes it feel new again. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 3, 2019
47% Dumbo (2019) It was like a banana split: It's messy and sweet, and I did in the end enjoy myself. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 26, 2019
93% Us (2019) It was intense. That's what Joran Peele understands about thrillers and horror -- they're not just for gore. [He's] telling a story about characters. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 21, 2019
78% Captain Marvel (2019) [The] filmmakers think that in order to make someone look strong, you need to make them emotionless, and I just don't agree. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 5, 2019
92% Fighting with My Family (2019) This movie just had everything I wanted a movie like this to have: Great characters, snappy dialogue -- it has heart. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 22, 2019
91% How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World (2019) "Exciting" almost doesn't cover it... I felt really fulfilled at the end of this movie. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 20, 2019
70% Happy Death Day 2U (2019) Jessica Rothe is really good... I enjoyed "Happy Death Day 2 U." I'm looking forward to the third one. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 15, 2019