Bitch Slap

2010

Bitch Slap

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A sex-bomb, a psycho-slut, and a stripper find their attempt to extort a powerful underworld kingpin spiraling out of control in this outrageous homage to the exploitation films of yesteryear. They thought it was a foolproof plan, but these three bad girls are about to see just how bad things can get when the truth comes out, allegiances start to shift, and other desperate criminals attempt to muscle in on the take. Later, the stakes are raised when it's revealed that the entire plan was a setup. With the fate of the world resting in their not-so-delicate hands, these three violent beauties are about to discover that everything they thought they knew about the job is wrong, and that their may be an extraterrestrial invader lurking in their midst. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

Cast

Julia Voth
as Trixie
Ron Melendez
as Deputy Fuchs
Scott Hanley
as Black Ice
Kevin Sorbo
as Mr. Phoenix
Lucy Lawless
as Mother Superior
Renée O'Connor
as Sister Batril
Mark Lutz
as Dieter von Vondervon
Zoe Bell
as Rawhide
Robert Mammana
as Prison Guard John
Rich Kirby
as Prison Guard Thomas
Jim Klock
as Officer Spanky With a 'Tude
Danny Nero
as Officer Big Gun McFluff
Christine Nguyen
as Nasty Nubile Escort
Krystal Badia
as Sister Sara
Paul Karami
as The Sheik le Freak (aka Jihad Jackson)
Astrid Swan
as Lady Liberty
Bianca Barnett
as Harem Hussie Code Red
Aisha Cain
as Harem Hussie Code Blue
Sabine Varnes
as Bathroom Bitch Varla
Eurlyne Epper
as Bathroom Bitch Rosie
Eric Gruendemann
as Father Malone
Brian Peck
as Wrong Place, Wrong Time
Michael Belasco
as Totally Awful Background Artist
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Critic Reviews for Bitch Slap

All Critics (17) | Top Critics (4) | Fresh (5) | Rotten (12)

  • The latest proof that calculated camp in the form of homage is nearly impossible to pull off.

    Jan 8, 2010 | Full Review…
  • The target audience must be that awfully precise niche that never tires of women punching each other.

    Jan 7, 2010 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…
  • Over-the-top -- and ultimately tiresome -- female mud-wrestling, kick-boxing and cat fights in a parody of old exploitation movies.

    Jan 6, 2010
  • Overblown and underwhelming.

    Sep 22, 2009

    Joe Leydon

    Variety
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  • For all of its potentially 3D-appropriate use of flying objects and big boobies, "Bitch Slap" doesn't hold a candle to Russ Meyer's truly transgressive "Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" - an obvious inspiration for this gutty little action film.

    Jul 26, 2017 | Rating: C+ | Full Review…
  • Jacobson and Gruendemann appear determined to put the grind into grindhouse. And not in a good way. Everything goes on so long, including an excessively protracted catfight, that the viewer will be crying for mercy before the characters do.

    Aug 1, 2012 | Full Review…

Audience Reviews for Bitch Slap

  • Jun 13, 2016
    Do you like gratuitous violence, tits 'n' ass? course you do, who doesn't. Well what better way to show off some blatant soft porn than in a low-rent, Tarantino/Robert Rodriquez-esque rip-off or clone...but minus the decent acting, effects and everything else. I mean look at that title, it speaks volumes about what your about to head into, you literally can't fail to understand what you should expect from something called this. And its those exact reasons why I decided to watch this movie...translation, sleaze fest...because who doesn't like a good sleaze fest now and then? Oh wait I already covered that angle. The plot is actually a slight mix of a few genres for starters. Obviously there is the outrageous, CGI filled, guns 'n' gore side of it which is clearly taking cues from certain Rodriguez movies. But then there is a slightly more noir-ish side to the tale, at times, its not a constant theme but its there. Then you have this clear comicbook-esque vibe about it, obviously more along the lines of 'Kick-Ass' and more so 'Sin City', there are also small nuggets of [i]Bond[/i] spoofing going on at times, and finally you that rather obvious grindhouse type quality about everything. So nothing of any originality to be found here lets be honest, although again, if we're honest, this did actually come out back in 2009 so I guess this may have been more original than I'm giving it credit for. The story is told with constant flashbacks to previous incidents that slowly build a full picture (gee I wonder where they got that notion from). I guess this could work if the flashbacks were any more coherent that the main plot segments but alas they're not. In fact they don't really add that much to the backstory at all really, they don't exactly clear up any plot holes...but tend to add more if anything! All they seem to do is give the director an opportunity to add in more gratuitous soft porn scenes involving his main female protagonists in different seedy locations, in very tight latex/scantily clad outfits (I'm not overly complaining about that though). You see all of the main plot is based out in the desert, all of the flashbacks are set in gritty, seedy, neon lit bars or alleyways in some city, so they just add seedy tits 'n' ass in a different location. The main story is basically a common as muck tale about these three women trying to locate some buried valuable items (not totally sure what actually) in the desert. The valuable items are of course property of some mega violent criminal mobster, who we only in name for the most part, and the three women are of course not entirely who they appear to be. Yep its the old ulterior motive type situation again, with the old twists, turns and back-stabbings that come along with it. The three protagonists are naturally very hot, very sexy, very firm and very delicious. One is an innocent, slightly submissive, weak, brunette stripper. The other is a tough, martial arts knowing, slightly ripped, very suspicious, dirty blonde, mouthy bitch. Finally, the leader is more of a calm, level-headed, stylish, classy red head who is definitely modelled after the classic, black and white noir detective flicks of the 50's. These three pretty much bicker and fight each other for the entire runtime as they try to locate this buried treasure. Every now and then you get the odd character turning up to attempt some level of suspense such as the cute young police officer who amazingly doesn't get fucked and used, even though you'd bet your last Dollar on it. What we do get is lots of close-ups on the girls faces showing their expressions (for some reason), lots of gunplay and gun sounds, lots of desert, lots of girly sexual innuendos, plenty of lesbian action (and I mean plenty), and a shittonne of tacky CGI and ultra tacky greenscreen effects. Hell we even get a full on wet t-shirt type sequence where all three women throw water over themselves in slow motion. And what Tarantino/Rodriquez rip-off/clone would be complete without a cute psychotic Asian woman in a micro miniskirt, pigtails and a unique deadly weapon in the form of a razor bladed yo-yo (she also has a very crazy Mad Max-esque partner). Oh and not forgetting the fact they even manage to crowbar in a gratuitous, nun in hot black PVC underwear, sequence too, you know...because its a top rated fetish with pervs (absolutely nothing wrong with that of course, he says with a broad grin across his naughty face). Lets be frank here (you can be Bob), as I said at the start we all know what we're getting into with a movie like this. You can see it on the cover, you can see it with the films title, you know what to expect and naturally you get plenty of it. The movie isn't pretending to be anything else, its set out its stall and its sticking to it, and with that I can't fault it really. not on that front. The movie wanted to be a sleazy, grindhouse type flick with bucketfuls of hokey, cartoonish CGI action sequences...and that's exactly what is it, at no point does the film hide from this. So all I can say is, if you enjoyed movies like 'Machete' then firstly you'll know where I'm coming from. Secondly, you'll probably enjoy this as its basically a lower budget version with (probably) more tits 'n' ass.
    Phil H Super Reviewer
  • Jan 11, 2015
    Une histoire simple, de la bagarre, des fusils, mais surtout des dà (C)colletà (C)s et des trips de lesbiennes. J'aime bien les moments de retour en arrière progressif. Cependant parfois difficile à suivre.
    Marc-André B Super Reviewer
  • Jun 19, 2013
    Bitch Slap is about three bad girls that travel to a remote desert hideaway to steal $200 million in diamonds from a ruthless underworld kingpin. We immediately head into trouble when the opening credits show clips from other movies. Apparently because the footage in "Bitch Slap" is so ineptly filmed in all possible areas it became unusable. Then we get our first glimpse at Erin Cummings chest than see her face. I actually send an email to the director for the reasoning behind this odd first glimpse at one of our leading ladies and he responded with "Boobs. Boobs. Boooobs.". He does the same introduction for the other actresses. Don't get me wrong the leading actresses are all attractive, but only to the eyes. The first time we are introduced to them were not given enough context to justify their first onscreen killing who they beat up and torture within minutes. A bad introduction and first impressions for our protagonists. The plot is intentionally trashy so one can't really hold too much against it for horrendous storytelling. The narrative structure is a complete mess. We get flashbacks to what occurred four hours ago, then later to four hours and three minutes ago, then goes back to six hours ago, and so forth several times creating pacing issues. As for development it doesn't get any better as the character development given is preposterous or become actual plot points. For example, a woman telling her friends about her best one night stand becomes a revelation in the final act. Each of our three protagonist is given a one dimensional trait of the good one, the smart one, and the loose cannon. Very original and you can predict how it plays out. It has a thing for dick jokes, sexual innuendo, and pointless scenes. One including a lesbian sex scene which yes I consider a negative. Then there is also an odd scene after a revelation of a protagonist being a secret agent. She's in a icy mountain and flies away from a avalanche without a jet-pack or any visible flying gadget. So I emailed the director and asked him for an explanation. According to him, "There was a deleted scene where we showed said actress shoving a jet-pack up her... and hey you're not movie producer lyer". That's evidently where the conversation ended. The ending itself is pretentious giving a quote about deceiving the enemy to fool you that it has some intelligence. As for the direction of the film it's bad. The only actual set the budget seemed to afford is a desert, a trailer, and a military bunker. Everytime we go into a flashback there is always a poorly done blue or green screen effect making up the background. The lead actresses can't act, but the film tries it best to distract you from that by having them always wear revealing clothing at all time. I would count this as a negative, but the intention of it was to be trashy. The action scene are also tiresome. They are either too long or have too much noticeably fake CG to be exciting. As for anything else? Well the soundtrack is awful and the closing credit just contains a strip tease. Not exactly what I expected from a film entirely aimed towards males, but then again it directed by Rick Jacobson who has no idea how to tell film a movie for any audience. Bitch Slap is a intentionally trashy film. It has good looking actresses kicking ass, but without any substance or competent direction in any second of the film to make up for it negatives quality. It's a trashy film devoid of art and any quality of good filmmaking.
    Caesar M Super Reviewer
  • Jul 07, 2012
    Fucking brilliant B-movie homage thing. Three badass women get together to get a load of money out of an underworld kingpin. This has pretty much what you'd need from a beer and pizza saturday night movie; hot women with plenty of clevage on display, guns, fighting while metal music plays in the background, cool one-liners, a lesbian scene, plenty of crazy twists and turns and a ridiculous, over the top ending! Yes, its pretty fucking stupid but hey, not everyone is trying to win an Oscar, some people just want to have fun and pay homage to the films they love and in this case 70's/80's exploitation is what its all about. If you just sit back and watch this without expecting The Shawshank Fucking Redemption then you'll find Bitch Slap to be the funny, sexy, exciting, brutal, entertaining exploitation cult classic that it most definately is.
    Adam M Super Reviewer

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