Miss March Reviews

September 11, 2009
A crude, crass, virtually laugh-free sex comedy.
September 11, 2009
Miss March must be a contender for worst film of the year. It's so poor that you begin to suspect it's a pastiche.
September 11, 2009
A whiff of what I can only describe as pure evil billows off the screen while this comedy is playing: a buddy grossout picture with zero laughs and a persistent, chilling misogyny.
March 19, 2009
Hugh Hefner shows up to give an addled lecture after Eugene and Tucker make it to the Playboy Mansion, and you think: Wasn't it just last summer that he so sweetly played himself in The House Bunny?
March 16, 2009
Forget waterboarding -- just show Guantanamo detainees Miss March and they'll say anything.
March 16, 2009
Forget March, this one misses by a mile.
March 16, 2009
Anyone who goes to see Miss March hoping for a voyeuristic, '80-flavored T&A smutfest will be sorely disappointed.
March 16, 2009
The movie's aiming for the drunken college crowd but most of the gags have the nervous, giggly idiocy of two middle-school kids flipping through dad's Playboy.
March 13, 2009
Miss March is, to use the vernacular of the escapist moviegoer, the biggest pile of crap I've seen in ages.
March 13, 2009
When the movie was going to come out a month ago, it was called Miss February. Then the release date changed, and so did the title. Now it's Miss March. Miss This would have been more helpful.
March 13, 2009
My blood runs cold at the memory of Miss March, a 90-minute rip-off of the J. Geils Band song Centerfold whose multi-hyphenate creators prove themselves actor-director-writer-failures.
March 13, 2009
The funniest thing about the monumentally stupid anti-comedy Miss March is that somehow the producers convinced Playboy to sign off on the thing.
March 13, 2009
The showpiece gags range from the stale to the grotesque.
March 13, 2009
The problem with Miss March is that it isn't very funny.
March 13, 2009
Overall a raggedy, unfocused affair that wastes both directors' acting talent and feels like too much work between the laughs.
March 12, 2009
When it comes time to wheel Hefner out for his cameo, even he seems irritated by these guys.
March 12, 2009
March gets the mean-to-funny ratio wrong; it's misanthropic, smutty, and smug, but with a few notable [Craig] Robinson-engineered exceptions, never even remotely chuckle-inducing.
March 11, 2009
This Playboy fantasy farce is one of those painful comedies in which the strain to be funny shows -- always.