Beer for My Horses

2008

Beer for My Horses

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Country music star Toby Keith writes and stars in this road movie comedy as a deputy who takes to the road with a fellow cop (played by co-writer Rodney Carrington) in order to save their kidnapped girlfriends. The CMT Films production is directed by Michael Salomon (A Glimpse of Hell), with Ted Nugent, Willie Nelson, Claire Forlani, Barry Corbin, and Tom Skerritt filling out the supporting cast.

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Critic Reviews for Beer for My Horses

All Critics (7) | Top Critics (4) | Rotten (7)

  • Despite its generally genial, boys-will-be-boys air, there are a few scenes and storylines that lodge in the mind unpleasantly.

    Jan 19, 2017 | Full Review…
  • Even ticketbuyers with a hearty appetite for hayseed humor may be repulsed by the coarse cornpone tomfoolery of Beer for My Horses.

    Aug 8, 2008

    Joe Leydon

    Variety
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  • Michael Salomon traffics in easy plot points like kidnapped damsels and land-grubbing farm barons (Barry Corbin), paired with casual sexism, copious booze and uncomfortable bigotry.

    Aug 8, 2008 | Rating: 2.5/5 | Full Review…
  • A hayseed hodgepodge of clichéd plotting, racist stereotyping, vulgar humor, cartoonish acting, clumsy drama and shameless product placement.

    Sep 28, 2011 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
  • Good lord, even the poster tagline is repugnant - "Vigilante justice - it's a blast!"

    Aug 9, 2010 | Full Review…
  • Like Middle Age Crazy and Ode to Billie Joe, Beer for My Horses belongs in that small but not exactly elite company of movies based on hit country songs.

    Aug 8, 2008 | Rating: 1.5/4

Audience Reviews for Beer for My Horses

  • Feb 14, 2010
    What started off as a pretty funny movie and fun movie to start kept slowly falling apart as the movie went along. Toby Keith has a charm that shows his potential and I thought Rodney Carrington was kind of funny. But what made the song and video fun was not what was done with this movie. It was just a quick cash grab and that is what makes this more disappointing because with time taken, this could have been a great serious movie or something so funny. It had tons of potential.
    Ken D Super Reviewer
  • Apr 28, 2009
    I honestly had no idea what to think about this before I watched it. I honestly don't even know what got my attention about it but boy am I happy I I watched it. Toby Keith is a better actor than he is singer...then again his music isn't so bad but I'm not saying it >_> You have Toby as a deputy sheriff with a comedy duo of Rodney Carrington and Ted Nugent as his back up. I tell you what I love Rodney in everything I see him do ever since the days of Bob and Tom. His humor is so great in this movie. It's an action comedy that reminds me of a buddy cop movie you'd see in the 80's. This movie was watching just for the bathroom scene with Rodney. So great. You got Ted who never says anything and plays the guy with all the guns and loves his job and shooting at people. You got dysfunctional stuff you hear about in country songs going on for humor and a story that doesn't take itself to serious. Definitely worth a couple of watches just to see the comedy hi jinx that ensues.
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  • Dec 25, 2008
    I rented this with the intention of being sarcastic and superior. I was going to be the only person I know to watch THAT movie, much like I did with Postal. Well you know something? I'm a dick, because it really wasn't that bad. Don't get me wrong, it's not high art by any exaggeration. But it's not trying to be. It's meant for a very specific audience and I imagine that audience enjoyed it quite a bit. The cast is likable enough, and the film is competently done. Nothing original or groundbreaking or even suspenseful, but it will feel quite comfortable to its intended viewers. Sometimes it's good to get down from our cinematic high horse. Anyone wanna go watch Dude, Where's My Car? in a totally non-ironic way?
    Steve K Super Reviewer

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