Epic Movie

2007

Epic Movie

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A crude comedy with nothing new or insightful to say about the subjects it satirizes.

2%

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Scary Movie screenwriters Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer join forces to parody the "biggest" movies ever to hit the silver screen in this comedy that gives such popular box-office hits as Pirates of the Caribbean and Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe the same treatment that Scary Movie gave to the slasher subgenre. A virtual smorgasbord of spoof, Epic Movie tells the tale of four fully grown orphans: one the victim of snakes that attacked her plane, another raised by a kindly Louvre curator, the third a Mexican "libre" wrestling refuge, and the last an average mutant from an "X"-community. When the curious quartet visits a sprawling chocolate factory, they stumble across a magical wardrobe which transports them to the enchanted land of Gnarnia. It seems that the wondrous fantasy land has recently fallen under the spell of the evil White Bitch (Jennifer Coolidge), and in order to bring peace back to Gnarnia these four bumbling mortals will have to join forces with a charismatic pirate, a painfully sincere group of aspiring wizards, and one particularly libidinous lion.

Cast

Kal Penn
as Edward
Héctor Jiménez
as Mr. Tunmus
Darrell Hammond
as Capt. Jack Swallows
Jennifer Coolidge
as White Bitch
David Carradine
as Museum Curator
Dane Farwell
as Dumbledore
Jim Piddock
as Magneto
Vince Vieluf
as Wolverine
Jareb Dauplaise
as Nacho Libre
Rico Rodriguez
as Chanchito
Jim Piccock
as Magneto
Danny Jacobs
as Borat/Pirate with Eye Patch
Kevin McDonald
as Harry Potter
Dana Seltzer
as Flight Attendant
Ricco Rodriguez
as Chanchito
David Lehre
as Ashton Kutcher Look-Alike
James Walker
as Samuel Jackson Look-Alike
James Salker Sr.
as Samuel Jackson Look-Alike
Cordele Taylor
as Kanye West Look-Alike
Alla Petrou
as Paris Hilton Look-Alike
Gregory Jbara
as Mel Gibson Look-Alike
Anwar Burton
as Michael Jackson Look-Alike
Abe Spigner
as Flovor Flav Look-Alike
Shawn McDonald
as P. Diddy Faun
Katt Williams
as Harry Beaver
Nick Steele
as Lead Archer
Lauren Conrad
as Lauren Conrad
Eagles of Death Metal
as Aslo's Camp Band
David J. Catching
as Band Member
Jesse Hughes
as Band Member
Brian O'Connor
as Band Member
Gene Trautmann
as Band Member
Kenny Yates
as Pirate With Heart
Qiana Chase
as Pirate Wench
Jillian Grace
as Pirate Wench
Masha Lund
as Pirate Wench
Sara Jean Underwood
as Pirate Wench
Olivia Hardt
as Cribs Faun
Zee James
as Cribs Faun
Ginney Jones
as Cribs Faun
Britten Kelley
as Cribs Faun
Heather Storm
as Aslo's Girl
Irina Voronina
as Jogging Girl
Audra Lynn
as Wardrobe Girl
Darko Belgrade
as James Bond
Brooklyn Freed
as Bond Girl
Sabi Dorr
as Blacksmith
Mike Grief
as Prison Guard
Mary Castro
as Breast Bite Woman
Ron LéRoy
as Nose Bite Guy
Thomas Van Tassel
as Crotch Bite Guy
Lichelle D. Ebner
as Morphed Mystique
Ronald Lee Clark
as Oompa Loompa
Joe Gieb
as Oompa Loompa
Arturo Gil
as Oompa Loompa
Ricardo Gil
as Oompa Loompa
Michael Lee Gogin
as Oompa Loompa
Joseph S. Griffo
as Oompa Loompa
Pancho Moler
as Oompa Loompa
Mike Murga
as Oompa Loompa
Mark Povinelli
as Oompa Loompa
Jon Simanton
as Oompa Loompa
David J. Steinberg
as Oompa Loompa
John Tamaki
as Oompa Loompa
Kevin Thompson (II)
as Oompa Loompa
Tyce Diorio
as Willy Dance Double
Richard Steeio Vazquez
as Curator Dance Double
Megan Hiratzka
as Dancing Pirate Girl
Samantha Lee
as Dancing Pirate Girl
Philip "Spee-D" Albuquerque
as Breakdancing Pirate
Jaime "Venum" Burgos III
as Breakdancing Pirate
Oren "Flea Rock" Michaeli
as Breakdancing Pirate
Frankie DeMiranda
as Dancing Soldiers
Chadd Smith
as Dancing Soldiers
Anwar "Fliistylz" Burton
as Michael Jackson Look-Alike
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Critic Reviews for Epic Movie

All Critics (66) | Top Critics (19) | Fresh (1) | Rotten (65)

  • The most excruciating, unfunny film you'll see this year... if not your entire lifetime.

    Feb 17, 2007 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…

    Jamie Russell

    BBC.com
    Top Critic
  • The gutter-brow auteurs who helped write the first Scary Movie and created Date Movie milk their lame sketch-comedy minds for yet another punishingly uninspired skewering of Hollywood hits.

    Feb 10, 2007 | Rating: 0/6 | Full Review…
  • Despite all the scatological high jinks on display, most of the satire is affectionate rather than merciless.

    Jan 31, 2007 | Rating: B- | Full Review…
  • The makers of Epic Movie have just discovered the existence of urine, vomit and pimples, and declared them hilarious.

    Jan 30, 2007 | Rating: 0.5/4
  • How can you make fun of such self-aware subjects as Borat or Johnny Depp's winkingly fey Jack Sparrow? Who hasn't already noticed Tom Hanks' bad Da Vinci Code hair? And really, is there anything left to say about Samuel L. Jackson and those snakes?

    Jan 30, 2007 | Rating: 1/4 | Full Review…
  • Epic Movie strays so far from the solid fundamentals of filmmaking that it calls the very foundation of humor into question.

    Jan 30, 2007 | Rating: F | Full Review…

    Nathan Rabin

    AV Club
    Top Critic

Audience Reviews for Epic Movie

  • Oct 12, 2013
    It's quite painful to watch.
    Beth M Super Reviewer
  • Dec 02, 2011
    One of the worst films ever made, and one of the worst of the film series. I truly hated this movie. Its not even funny people.
    Bradley W Super Reviewer
  • Nov 29, 2011
    What a slap in the face for true filmmakers. How a movie like this can make any money at all just blows my mind. It was stupid, ignorant, unfunny, crude and disgusting. The few jokes that this film had came without punchlines. Why does cinema get more and more filthy as time progresses? Is there any reason at all?
    Stephen E Super Reviewer
  • Nov 02, 2011
    Total and utter crap. You want a good parody movie? Go watch Airplane! This is actually the first movie I ever had nightmares about paying to watch. If they made an "Everybody Poops:The Movie", it would be better than watching this. The only "parody" film that is worse than this movie is Disaster Movie which is also a giant disaster. Overall: This movie is a giant waste of time. Watching grass grow covered in paint drying is a better time... because your brain cells wont be murdered.
    Chris M Super Reviewer

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