Girl on the Third Floor Reviews

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December 12, 2019
The renovations needed here have nothing to do with the house.
December 9, 2019
Even though we know it could have been so much better, this movie feels like an example of 'guts in genre films'. [Full review in Spanish].
December 4, 2019
The audience knows where the movie's going, and gets there before the movie does. Nonetheless it bodes nicely for longtime horror producer Travis Stevens, here making his feature debut behind the camera.
November 1, 2019
A morality tale, in which the protagonist grapples with his own treatment of women through his relationship to the house, in all its moaning, marble-dripping, oozy glory.
October 30, 2019
So the haunted house is, in fact, the protagonist in this haunted house flick. Nice.
October 29, 2019
Overall, the acting is pretty solid..., but what really takes Girl on the Third Floor to the next level (pun intended!) is the fantastic array of practical effects.
October 29, 2019
A compellingly campy haunted house flick that borrows heavily from elements of The Shining while effectively breathing some new life into other horror movie tropes.
October 28, 2019
This is a haunted house movie that I actually enjoyed a lot... It's kind of a fun look at gender dynamics.
October 26, 2019
Girl on the Third Floor is so much more than a haunting film.
October 25, 2019
Puts a DIY spin on the haunted house genre, with an energetic and darkly comic style that evokes a weird alternate reality in which Sam Raimi directed The Money Pit.
October 25, 2019
The impressive haunted house flick Girl on the Third Floor is just as much a machine to produce seductive imagery as it is an effective deconstruction of those blatant symbols.
October 25, 2019
Still, the film's bifurcated structure is cumulatively effective, especially given that it re-centers the narrative on a wronged woman, rather than her thoughtless, rage-filled man.
October 25, 2019
The third act ... simply doesn't work.
October 23, 2019
A haunted-house flick that mostly eschews jump scares for more satisfying psychological and erotic twists.
October 22, 2019
The film is loud and obvious about declaring its themes, as if to distract from their ultimate shallowness.
October 20, 2019
...come[s] across as a WWE-studios version of Darren Aronofsky's mother!
September 25, 2019
As the movie stands, all the gooey stuff is great, but there's not much else to it and what is there can be seen elsewhere and done better.
September 14, 2019
Girl On The Third Floor begins its renovations with some grand ideas, but once the wallpaper is peeled back, becomes a film that is just meaningless body fluids, misogyny and an identity crisis.
August 28, 2019
If Fatal Attraction and The Shining moved in together into a house built by Clive Barker then it would likely look a lot like Girl on the Third Floor. Get ready for some dirty sticky fun that will have your skin crawling for a shower.
July 25, 2019
Stevens throws a lot of ideas at the wall, and while not all of them stick ... the cumulative effect is dizzying and effective.
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