Mrs. Robinson: Oh no Mrs. Robinson, I find you very desirable. I think you are the most desirable of all my parents' friends.

Mr. Robinson: I was just telling Ben here he ought to sow a few wild oats. Have a good time while he can. You think that's sound advice?

Mrs. Robinson: Yes, I do.

Mr. Maguire: There is a great future in plastics. Think about it. Will you think about it?

Benjamin Braddock: Yes, I will.

Mr. Maguire: Okay. Enough said. That's a deal.

Mr. Braddock: Have you thought about graduate school?

Benjamin Braddock: No.

Mr. Braddock: Would you mind telling me then what those four years of college were for? What was the point of all that hard work?

Benjamin Braddock: You got me.

Benjamin Braddock: It's like I was playing some kind of game, but the rules don't make any sense to me. They're being made up by all the wrong people. I mean no one makes them up. They seem to make themselves up.

Mr. Braddock: What makes you think she wants to marry you?

Benjamin Braddock: Oh, she doesn't. To be perfectly honest, she doesn't like me.

Elaine Robinson: Good night.

Benjamin Braddock: Are we getting married tomorrow?

Elaine Robinson: No...

Benjamin Braddock: Day after tomorrow?

Elaine Robinson: I don't know. Maybe we are, and maybe we're not.

Benjamin Braddock: Mrs. Robinson, I can't do this anymore.

Mrs. Robinson: You what?

Benjamin Braddock: This is all terribly wrong.

Mrs. Robinson: Do you find me undesirable?

Benjamin Braddock: Oh no, Mrs. Robinson. I think you're the most attractive of all my parents' friends. I mean that.

Benjamin Braddock: Look, maybe we could do something else together. Mrs. Robinson, would you like to go to a movie?

Benjamin Braddock: Listen to me. What happened between Mrs. Robinson and me was nothing. It didn't mean anything. We might just as well have been shaking hands.

Mr. Braddock: Shaking hands? Well, that's not saying much for my wife, is it?

Benjamin Braddock: Mrs. Robinson, if you don't mind my saying so, this conversation is getting a little strange.

Mrs. Robinson: Benjamin, I am not trying to seduce you.

Benjamin Braddock: I know that, but please, Mrs. Robinson, this is difficult...

Mrs. Robinson: Would you like me to seduce you?

Benjamin Braddock: What?

Mrs. Robinson: Is that what you're trying to tell me?

Benjamin Braddock: I'm going home now. I apologize for what I said. I hope you can forget it, but I'm going home right now.

Benjamin Braddock: Where did you do it?

Mrs. Robinson: In his car.

Benjamin Braddock: What kind of car was it?

Mrs. Robinson: Oh, come on now.

Benjamin Braddock: No, I really want to know.

Mrs. Robinson: A Ford.

Benjamin Braddock: Goddamn, that's great. So old Elaine Robinson got started in a Ford.

Benjamin Braddock: I'm just...

Mr. Braddock: Worried?

Benjamin Braddock: Well...

Mr. Braddock: About what?

Benjamin Braddock: I guess about my future.

Mr. Braddock: What about it?

Benjamin Braddock: I don't know, I want it to be...Different.

Benjamin Braddock: Well, I want you to know how much I appreciate this. Really.

Mrs. Robinson: The number.

Benjamin Braddock: What?

Mrs. Robinson: The room number, Benjamin. I think you ought to tell me that.

Benjamin Braddock: Oh, you're absolutely right. It's 568.

Mrs. Robinson: Thank you.

Benjamin Braddock: You're welcome. Well, I'll see you later, Mrs. Robinson.

Mr. Braddock: Ben, this whole idea sounds pretty half baked.

Benjamin Braddock: No, it's not. It's completely baked.

Benjamin Braddock: Listen to me. What happened between Mrs. Robinson and me was nothing. It didn't mean anything. We might just as well have been shaking hands.

Mr. Robinson: Shaking hands? Well, that's not saying much for my wife, is it?

Mr. Maguire: Plastics.

Mrs. Robinson: Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me

Mrs. Robinson: Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.

Mrs. Robinson: '' Just because you happen to be inadequate. ''

Mrs. Robinson: Just because you happen to be inadequate.

Benjamin Braddock: '' Inadequate ! ''

Benjamin Braddock: Inadequate!

Mrs. Robinson: '' Well I guess I... ''

Mrs. Robinson: Well I guess I...

Benjamin Braddock: '' DON'T MOVE ! ''

Benjamin Braddock: DON'T MOVE!

Benjamin Braddock: Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?

Mr. Maguire: Ben.

Benjamin Braddock: Will you excuse me? (turning around) Mr. Maguire.

Benjamin Braddock: Will you excuse me? [turning around] Mr. Maguire.

Mr. Maguire: (shaking his head and smiling) Ben.

Mr. Maguire: [shaking his head and smiling] Ben.

Benjamin Braddock: Mr. Maguire.

Hotel Clerk: Are you here for an affair, sir?

Mr. Maguire: I want to say one word to you, Benjamin. Just one word.

Benjamin Braddock: Yes, sir.

Mr. Maguire: Are you listening?

Benjamin Braddock: Yes, I am.

Mr. Maguire: Plastics.

Benjamin Braddock: I think you're the most attractive of all my parents' friends. I mean that, I find you desirable.

Benjamin Braddock: Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?