Absurd

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Keeper B @Keeperbsidequestqueen 4d I wish I had read Nathanael’s review before my watch. Sigh. Boring, gave me a headache. The gore SFX is unrealistic and painfully slow. So is any scene with “tension.” Half of the film is taken up by “tense” scenes that are neither heart pounding nor scary. Mikos is a fantastic antagonist that’s cast in the wrong film. The budget for the lighting was two packages of circus peanuts and a firm handshake. You can tell this film is Italian because the dubbing is incredibly low quality and for some reason they eat spaghetti while watching football. The little boy is annoying as hell. Everyone lives in a Tuscan mansion. Thank God for this film’s redeeming character, Katia. Without her, this probably would’ve been rated much lower. R.I.P. to that dude who was killed in the slaughterhouse and then never mentioned again. Watch this on a Friday night when you have nothing to do. See more Read all reviews

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