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I Hate Valentine's Day

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Genevieve (Nia Vardalos), a florist, and Greg (John Corbett), a restaurateur, are relationship-challenged. Genevieve avoids the pain of a broken heart by never going out with a man more than five times, and Greg has a string of disastrous relationships behind him. Though Greg agrees to Genevieve's five-date rule, neither he nor Genevieve can predict the romantic sparks that fly when they get together.
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Critics Consensus

This boilerplate comedy lacks ingenuity or humor and features mediocre dialogue that sounds less like conversation and more like stand-up shtick.

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Joy Tipping Dallas Morning News 07/10/2009
3/5
It's like eating a plain Hershey's bar on that supposedly most romantic day of the year. It may soothe your sweet tooth for a brief bit, but you'll still be longing for Godiva. Go to Full Review Lisa Schwarzbaum Entertainment Weekly 07/10/2009
C-
A charmless rom-com about an exhaustingly vivacious florist. Go to Full Review Nathan Rabin AV Club 07/03/2009
F
An unspeakable nadir in the career of its writer-director-star, My Big Fat Greek Wedding's Nia Vardalos. Go to Full Review Kevin Carr 7M Pictures 07/31/2012
1/5
This movie is so poorly written, with inexplicable characters making ridiculous choices, and the dialogue is simply cringe-worthy. Go to Full Review Kam Williams NewsBlaze 07/10/2009
.5/4
A big fat Greek flop! Go to Full Review Ben Lyons At the Movies 07/06/2009
I found it to be really one note. This is not authentic modern courtship. Go to Full Review Read all reviews

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thiago s @Thiagostone 06/06/2025 Filme fraco, o roteiro é fraco, as cenas são fracas, a história é fraca, o elenco é fraco, e ninguém ajuda a melhorar o filme, os personagens são fracos, e o filme deveria ter cenas bem melhores e relevantes, para fazer o filme ser bom. See more steve d @RT35616104 06/19/2020 The actors obviously have chemistry but the story is nonexistent, the characters unsympathetic. See more 06/09/2020 This was bad, like so bad. The performances were so odd, uncomfortably so and the plot was just so cliched. Its so bad they used comic sans for the store sign for the restaurant one of the characters opened. See more A S @RT45259054 02/03/2020 It’s a pretty good movie See more 11/05/2018 I enjoyed some of the humour in MBFGW so I thought I might get a few laughs from this movie. Wrong!. Nia & John have good synergy but this movie lacked a decent story and a strong supporting cast to add character to their roles. It was indeed mediocre and very disappointing. See more panayiota k @Penny672 11/02/2018 I love me some Nia Vardalos. Of course it's stupid and predictable. Now grab some chocolate and go watch this feel good movie! See more Read all reviews
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Nia Vardalos

Director

Nia Vardalos

Genevieve

John Corbett

Greg

Stephen Guarino

Bill

Amir Arison

Bob

Zoe Kazan

Tammy Greenwood

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Synopsis Genevieve (Nia Vardalos), a florist, and Greg (John Corbett), a restaurateur, are relationship-challenged. Genevieve avoids the pain of a broken heart by never going out with a man more than five times, and Greg has a string of disastrous relationships behind him. Though Greg agrees to Genevieve's five-date rule, neither he nor Genevieve can predict the romantic sparks that fly when they get together.
Director
Nia Vardalos
Producer
Madeleine Sherak, William Sherak, Jason Shuman
Screenwriter
Nia Vardalos
Distributor
IFC Films
Production Co
Blue Star Pictures
Rating
PG-13 (Some Sexual Content)
Genre
Romance, Comedy
Original Language
English
Release Date (Theaters)
Jul 3, 2009, Limited
Release Date (Streaming)
Jan 25, 2017
Box Office (Gross USA)
$10.1K
Runtime
1h 38m
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