Jersey Shore Massacre

2014

Jersey Shore Massacre

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A typical weekend down the shore takes a bizarre turn in the New Jersey Pine Barrens as six girls and five obnoxious fist-pumpers become the unsuspecting targets of a deranged killer. (C) Attack Entertainment

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All Critics (12) | Top Critics (6) | Fresh (2) | Rotten (10)

  • There's no ignoring the aggressive stupidity and crassness behind the whole enterprise.

    Aug 22, 2014 | Full Review…
  • As willfully lowbrow dumb fun goes, it's pretty painless.

    Aug 22, 2014 | Full Review…

    Dennis Harvey

    Variety
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  • I felt like I needed to take a shower before I went back inside my house.

    Aug 22, 2014 | Rating: 0/4
  • Acknowledging Hurricane Sandy, "Jersey Shore Massacre" reminds viewers that it's hardly the worst disaster to hit the region. But it gives the Hindenburg stiff competition.

    Aug 21, 2014 | Full Review…
  • "Jersey Shore Massacre" doesn't even take place on the Jersey Shore, nor do any of the reality show's stars show up despite Jenni (JWOWW) Farley's prominent billing as an executive producer.

    Aug 21, 2014 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
  • Watching the hopelessly vapid get taken out, one by one, has never been more depressing.

    Aug 19, 2014 | Full Review…

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