Kindergarten Cop Reviews

January 5, 2018
Apart from the violence Crisp's trail leaves in his wake, there's much else to disturb youngsters watching Kindergarten Cop...
September 7, 2011
August 2, 2008
September 26, 2007
A mish-mash of violence, psycho-drama and lukewarm kiddie comedy.
June 24, 2006
If Reitman's film gets closer than most to covering the bases, there remain huge gaps in plausibility and a romantic subplot any ten-year-old could tell you is just plain icky.
June 19, 2005
December 8, 2004
Kid-friendly violence -- what a concept.
November 22, 2004
June 18, 2004
May 20, 2003
In Kindergarten Cop, he plays off the Schwarzenegger image more gleefully and successfully than ever before.
April 18, 2003
Watching the kids subdue Ah-Nuld is funny, but much of the film is wildly inconsistent.
February 19, 2003
It's not a tumor--it's nice Ah-nold.
January 19, 2003
Arnold tries to be funny, but throws punches better than delivering punch lines.
October 30, 2002
August 12, 2002
July 26, 2002
January 1, 2000
Fans of Schwarzenegger's more violent pictures will probably be put off by the film's inherent case of the 'cutes.' Parents will no doubt be very put off by the violence and dark themes.
December 21, 1990