Lesbian Vampire Killers

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Lesbian Vampire Killers

R

2009

1h 26m

Horror

Comedy

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Two best buddies (James Corden, Mathew Horne) encounter a nest of beautiful Sapphic bloodsuckers.

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Critics Consensus

Lesbian Vampire Killers stakes a claim to niche British humor, but ultimately succumbs to dreary twaddle.

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Deborah Ross

The Spectator

08/29/2018

It's not even so bad it's good. It's so bad that, even at 87 minutes, it's probably a good 87 minutes too long.

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Paul Byrnes

Sydney Morning Herald

05/21/2009

3/5

It's a 15-year-old boy's idea of a great night at the movies -- sexy ladies in lingerie who get their heads lopped off.

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Jake Wilson

The Age (Australia)

05/21/2009

1/5

The misogyny is too insistent to be ironic, despite the relatively small use of nudity and gore. The vampires, when slain, spurt milky white fluid rather than blood, a peculiarly unpleasant, and telling, detail.

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Eddie Harrison

film-authority.com

09/15/2024

1/5

…these are ancient, outdated British comedy traditions as if Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz never happened; ie it’s sexist, witless, misogynist garbage…

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Nikki Baughan

Roll Credits

10/29/2019

2.5/5

Lesbian Vampire Killers is not big, it's not clever but, if you take it in the spirit in which it's intended... it can be quite funny.

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Dennis Schwartz

Dennis Schwartz Movie Reviews

10/28/2016

C

Written by Stewart Williams and Paul Hupfield with an insatiable urge to suck.

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Sonap S

@John_man_369369 5h

James Corden bought my silver off me and is how they were able to kill all the big titty lesbian vampires. only 4 stars though because Mathew Horne didn't buy silver from me

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David B

@RT14283473 Aug 18

It’s about as good as a movie called “Lesbian Vampire Killers” could be!

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Knotty G

@RT39411848 07/04/2025

Boobs n' blood brain candy for a Saturday night mindless fix.

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mark g

@Mark_Alan_G. 10/27/2024

Entertaining and more than a little amusing. Not sure why some people are down on it, unless they don't like hot chicks.

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Gunnar Q

@RT18562224 07/04/2024

Way,way better skill of production than the movie deserves. Jenna St. Claire, my movie buddy, noticed the soundtrack and mentioned "wow!" Turns out it's the London Philharmonic! You know, the Star Wars London Philharmonic. Somebody's dad or uncle must work at the Philharmonic and owed them a favor. Sets, costumes, lighting, everything looked great. It has some laughs, lots of boobs (but that's a price I'm willing to pay). It was stupid escapism, which I needed, and it worked. Won't bother watching again, but it was okay once.

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Steve D

@RT35616104 10/09/2023

Fun idea but it's star isn't good enough to pull it off.

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Synopsis

Two best buddies (James Corden, Mathew Horne) encounter a nest of beautiful Sapphic bloodsuckers.

Director: Phil Claydon
Producer: Steve Clark-Hall, Angad Paul
Screenwriter: Paul Hupfield, Stewart Williams
Production Co: Momentum Pictures, AV Pictures
Rating: R (Language|Horror Violence|Sexual Content)
Genre: Horror, Comedy
Original Language: English
Release Date (Streaming): Aug 10, 2016
Runtime: 1h 26m
Sound Mix: Dolby Digital

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