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Smart, sharp-witted, and fueled by enjoyably over-the-top action, The Long Kiss Goodnight makes up in impact what it lacks in consistent aim.
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Frankly, if I had to see either Harlin-Davis movie again, I'd opt for the klutzy unpleasantness of Cutthroat Island over the efficient if equally stupid unpleasantness of this 1996 release. Oct 25, 2011 | Full Review…
Frankly, if I had to see either Harlin-Davis movie again, I'd opt for the klutzy unpleasantness of Cutthroat Island over the efficient if equally stupid unpleasantness of this 1996 release.
Jonathan Rosenbaum
The Long Kiss Goodnight is the fall's best summer movie. Feb 16, 2011 | Full Review…
The Long Kiss Goodnight is the fall's best summer movie.
David Ansen
Like the heroine, the movie has two personalities that smartly coexist. Feb 16, 2011 | Full Review…
Like the heroine, the movie has two personalities that smartly coexist.
Richard Corliss
There's an excessive amount of excess -- a mind-numbing plurality of firearm battles, vehicular explosions and brutally frank sexual talk. Feb 16, 2011 | Full Review…
There's an excessive amount of excess -- a mind-numbing plurality of firearm battles, vehicular explosions and brutally frank sexual talk.
Desson Thomson
"The Long Kiss Goodnight" has a jokey good time with its outlandish pyrotechnics and offbeat character interplay. Mar 27, 2009
"The Long Kiss Goodnight" has a jokey good time with its outlandish pyrotechnics and offbeat character interplay.
Todd McCarthy
The only saving graces are Davis's stripped-down, mean-as-a-wildcat portrayal of the Uzi-toting Charly, and Jackson's engagingly ineffectual turn. Jun 24, 2006 | Full Review…
The only saving graces are Davis's stripped-down, mean-as-a-wildcat portrayal of the Uzi-toting Charly, and Jackson's engagingly ineffectual turn.
Geoff Andrew
The odd couple pairing of Geena Davis and Samuel L. Jackson is one of the film's best assets, as the duo display terrific comedic chemistry. Dec 26, 2018 | Full Review…
The odd couple pairing of Geena Davis and Samuel L. Jackson is one of the film's best assets, as the duo display terrific comedic chemistry.
Chelsea Steiner
For once, Shane Black's penchant for Christmas isn't merely window-dressing. He understands the holiday's sometimes wearying grenade-shrapnel shell-shock - and how claustrophobically cloistering with loved ones often can only expand the blast radius. Jan 1, 2017 | Rating: 4/5 | Full Review…
For once, Shane Black's penchant for Christmas isn't merely window-dressing. He understands the holiday's sometimes wearying grenade-shrapnel shell-shock - and how claustrophobically cloistering with loved ones often can only expand the blast radius.
Nick Rogers
The surprise and also the disappointment of The Long Kiss Goodnight is much simpler, and less politically inflected: it's badly made, or too close to badly made. Jan 21, 2012 | Rating: C | Full Review…
The surprise and also the disappointment of The Long Kiss Goodnight is much simpler, and less politically inflected: it's badly made, or too close to badly made.
Nick Davis
Hectic stuff with a spectacular finale. Feb 16, 2011 | Rating: 3/5 | Full Review…
Hectic stuff with a spectacular finale.
Film4 Staff
The kind of movie in which a dozen bad guys with an automatic weapon in each hand couldn't hit a lake if they were standing at the bottom of it, to steal the screenplay's best wiseacre remark. Feb 16, 2011 | Rating: 2.5/4 | Full Review…
The kind of movie in which a dozen bad guys with an automatic weapon in each hand couldn't hit a lake if they were standing at the bottom of it, to steal the screenplay's best wiseacre remark.
I like The Long Kiss Goodnight. I thought it was a lot of fun, and the dialogue was funny and didn't make me wince in pain. May 26, 2006 | Rating: 3/4 | Full Review…
I like The Long Kiss Goodnight. I thought it was a lot of fun, and the dialogue was funny and didn't make me wince in pain.
Jeffrey M. Anderson
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