Marmaduke

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Travis W @Travis112171 Oct 4, 2026 With the invention of doors came doorknobs. The invention of doorknobs marked the beginning of the world truly being marvellous. This creation sparks creativity and inspiration within us, and gave us many options to choose from as a need to fill, like the holes in donuts, the white spot in the wing of the crested myna bird! Doorknobs give us a chance to rebuild the world, while giving us allowance to open that inspirational door. Do you know how many people have escaped murders, earthquakes, or fires with doorknobs? Do you know how many doorknobs have been forced open when the doors were actually locked? Do you know how much convenience doorknobs have brought? Well, even if you don't know, you could still agree, with this review, doorknobs are the best invention in the world! The reason why we are like this. From wood, steel, stone, we are all like doorknobs. We are all humans, and nothing can scientifically change that. See more Robert P @Superbad Oct 3, 2026 Marmaduke is a 1.5 star Movie! See more Furnce G @Furnace Sep 23, 2026 Its like getting a tattoo on your balls Marmaduke makes me sad and its all just jokes about poo i would rather blow my brains out when i watched this movie i thought what is this about this movie is so bad it gave me type 2 diabetes and scoliosis See more Danny G @DannyGonzalez Aug 12, 2026 Marmaduke isn't a lovable, clumsy dog—he is a fart-smelling domestic abuser. He terrorises his family, tackles the local butcher, and causes a literal fucking mini-tsunami in a swimming pool. This attracts a wealthy British trainer named Guy Hilton, who decides to train Marmaduke for a million-dollar competition using methods that are just straight-up animal cruelty, like kicking him and throwing him into a tree. When the training fails, the family heavily guilt-trips the dog, blaming him for keeping them poor until he runs away into the rain from pure psychological trauma. But nothing prepares you for the finale. Marmaduke eats a whole ass bouquet and somehow gets it out during the dog show by farting. He lands on a trophy and farts so intensely that he literally shrivels up into a literal skeleton while a massive green toxic cloud chokes out the entire audience. It is pure insanity. I am convinced this movie was generated by a broken AI. Do not watch this. See more Blake N @RT45056679 Aug 4, 2026 Marmaduke is a fun, lighthearted family movie with plenty of goofy humor and a lovable main character. It’s an easy, feel-good watch that doesn’t take itself too seriously and is perfect for anyone looking for a simple, entertaining comedy. See more Gianni G @Gianni6149 Aug 3, 2026 What a disgraceful adaptation, acting is abysmal, writing is poor & extremely weak, jokes are absolutely garbage, idek how they got J.K Simmons in the movie he’s the only good actor, I highly do not recommend anybody to watch this movie even if their young, I had to pause in sone scenes from the damage I received to my brain. Overall if I had to rate it a zero I would, watch this movie at your own risk See more Read all reviews

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