Mini's First Time Reviews

July 14, 2006
Mini's First Time is delectably vulgar for 20 minutes or so, almost too bad to be true, but it soon loses its cheap-thrills appeal.
July 14, 2006
Mini's First Time is not about taking an honest look at adolescence. It's not even really about teens, or high-school life, or upper-class marriages. What it's about is an unpleasantly pervy adult male view of teenage girls.
July 14, 2006
Surrounded by all these pros, Reed more than holds her own: She has so much integrity about being amoral that she keeps the audience dangling between disgust and admiration.
July 14, 2006
Mini has a cleverly devious wrap-around ending, but you have been warned: It's twisted.
July 14, 2006
The swirl of bad girl shenanigans, Hollywood satire and noir-ish melodrama in Mini's First Time that was intended to make for an icy cocktail of prurience and moral insight tastes more like freezer burn instead.
July 14, 2006
Guthe is so anxious to show us what a larcenous tramp Mini is that he never shows us any other sides to her. We have her pegged from the get-go, even if no one in the movie does.
July 13, 2006
Mini's First Time is Bret Easton Ellis territory with palm trees, explored by smarmy blunderers.
July 13, 2006
A comedy that's a mix of Mean Girls, Mamet and Mephistopheles.
July 13, 2006
Mini is too tame for Skina-max and too inane to survive on the art-house circuit. It's a pretentious erotic thriller that gives honest trash a bad name.
July 11, 2006
Mini is impossible to like, especially since she delivers some of the worst narration ever spoken, and her final lines are like a big middle finger to viewers foolish enough to enjoy the film.
June 24, 2006
Part of Mini's charm... may be in its single-minded devotion to the utterly depraved and comically debauched.
June 24, 2006
Mini's First Time unfortunately degenerates into a sexed-up version of a Law & Order episode.