Nowhere Man

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Nowhere Man

2005

1h 32m

Comedy

Mystery & Thriller

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A man (Michael Rodrick) tries to track down his fiancée (Debbie Rochon) after she cuts off his penis and demands a huge ransom for its return.

V.A. Musetto

New York Post

Mar 25, 2005

0/4

Dreadful acting, direction and script.

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Ned Martel

New York Times

Mar 24, 2005

1/5

This deliberately repugnant thriller is told from one distraught man's perspective, as he copes with the emasculating impact of love.

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Kevin Thomas

Los Angeles Times

Mar 24, 2005

1.5/5

The bleak absurdity of its predicaments cries out for a tone of pitch-dark comedy to stave off the unintended laughter that it is virtually certain to elicit.

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Prairie Miller

Long Island Press

Mar 26, 2007

Less a nod to the Beatles song than to avenging spouse trimmer Lorena Bobbitt, the film pits the two most off putting male fantasies toe to toe - eunuch and porn stud - and just kinda lays back to watch the fur fly.

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David Noh

Film Journal International

Mar 1, 2007

It's the kind of aimless junk the creators like to label "dark comedy," except it's never funny.

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Film Threat

Dec 6, 2005

4/5

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Shayne A

@RT28564119 Dec 29, 2025

loved the nowhere man the lead lukas I think is another and maybe better than idris alba

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Nov 28, 2019

Nowhere Man is an oil-black comedy, a film noir taken to the 10th power. It's a throwback to the Lorena Bobbitt story and disturbingly funny. Chalk another one up to the frequent collaboration between director Tim McCann and star Michael Rodrick!

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Aug 7, 2015

didn't care 4 this one

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Aug 13, 2008

for a guy, one of the most uncomfortable movies ever; the DV cam is not good enough; feels like a short schedule with hardly any rehearsal, but that charms at times; the outtakes at the end were a bad move

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Jan 12, 2008

Definitely worth seeing, if only for its ambition. Some of the acting is less than stellar, but still an interesting way to while away a couple of hours.

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Nov 22, 2007

I wasn't taking this movie really seriously when I got it, just because of the tagline and Rochon being in it. But I found myself with quite a good film. I really liked it, It is quite uneven, and some moments are *really* crude and intense, this movie features one of the most terrible scenes I have ever seen, which can rival the most acclaimed terrible scenes ever.

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Synopsis

A man (Michael Rodrick) tries to track down his fiancée (Debbie Rochon) after she cuts off his penis and demands a huge ransom for its return.

Director: Tim McCann
Producer: Tim McCann, Mark Tchelistcheff
Screenwriter: Tim McCann
Distributor: First Run
Production Co: King Cobra Films
Genre: Comedy, Mystery & Thriller
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Mar 18, 2005, Original
Release Date (DVD): Jul 19, 2005
Box Office (Gross USA): $2.3K
Runtime: 1h 32m

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