The Pacifier Reviews

Page 1 of 2
November 14, 2019
The Pacifier -- cute and cuddly, mind-numbing, cotton candy guaranteed to pacify everyone in the family.
July 22, 2005
a nice, safe family film
June 18, 2005
...perfect for less-discriminating viewers, and those who just want a 98-minute respite from using their brain.
June 2, 2005
Just funny enough to recommend and it has a lot of heart.
May 26, 2005
Basically, this is Big Vin's Kindergarten Cop and your enjoyment of it will depend on just how much of a Vin fan you are.
May 13, 2005
Diesel seems to talk at half-speed most of the time, and doesn't exactly have a natural comic sensibility, but he works hard with a cast of great kids.
April 14, 2005
Come and enjoy Vin Diesel as you have never seen him before.
March 24, 2005
For what it is--lazily written fluff--the film's extremely entertaining.
March 13, 2005
The Pacifier is really hilarious and one of my favorite films so far this year.
March 11, 2005
A shrewd attempt to humanize Vin Diesel, who has been floundering in bloated action blockbusters.
March 10, 2005
Silly as it is, the Disney formula remains viable because it still works
March 5, 2005
Vin Diesel reports to diaper duty in the charmingly dippy Disney flick The Pacifier. Diesel's willingness to appear foolish lends this movie its offbeat appeal
March 4, 2005
Vin Diesel finally does a decent film. This isn't a laugh out loud comedy but it is a pleasant experience that will give you a few chuckles. Worth a matinee ticket.
March 4, 2005
Following in the footsteps of the Arnolds and the Sylvesters before him, Vin Diesel pulls off a nice comic performance in the otherwise gushy The Pacifier.
March 4, 2005
[Diesel's] funnier here than he was in The Chronicles of Riddick, and that one wasn't even billed as a comedy.
March 4, 2005
Has sufficient mayhem to please Diesel's action fans while allowing the star to reach out to family audiences.
March 4, 2005
A true family comedy with laughs for everyone and some honest insights into family dynamics.
March 4, 2005
The Pacifier provides passable, albeit predictable, family fare sure to please the kids without forcing their adult counterparts to whine like babies.
March 3, 2005
Disney's new family flick is chipper and occasionally clever as it sends up the high-tech know-how required by 21st-century parents.
March 3, 2005
Is Vin Diesel stiff and one-note? Yes, but comedy is about reactions. What's funny is the kids reacting to him, not his hammy antics.
Page 1 of 2