The Phynx

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Mary H. @Clarksville Dec 6, 2025 I bought it because I'm a fan of The Bowery Boys; Leo Gorcey(in his final film role) & Huntz Hall make cameo appearances; I wasted $10.00 (I think); I've fallen asleep every time I've tried to watch it. See more Dave S @RT68722908 Aug 25, 2023 The Phynx plays like a dumbed down version of an episode from The Monkees, and that's saying something. When a group of C-list celebrities, all well past their prime, are kidnapped by the Albanian government, American authorities determine that the best way to extricate them is to form a pop group to tour Albania and train them to free the captives from their captors. It really is as dumb as it sounds. Other than some catchy but forgettable tunes from Leiber and Stoller and a ton of cameos from celebrities who are vaguely familiar (including the likes of Johnny Weissmuller, Dorothy Lamour, Ruby Keeler, and even Colonel Sanders), there's absolutely no reason to waste any time watching this. It will make you feel like less of a human being. See more Dec 13, 2016 A madcap curiosity that's perhaps best enjoyed under the influence. Cameos and lunacy abound. See more Aug 19, 2016 OK spoof of spy films See more Nov 3, 2012 WTWTW (What the what the WHAT?!?) secret agent spoof, with fun Leiber and Stoller songs. Psychedelic cocktail napkin (with leers aplenty) that becomes...something else. "Nearly Blew My Mind". And how many films did Lou Antonio get to star in? See more eric b @GondolaBob Mar 12, 2010 Fans of misguided, '60s-era kitsch (think "Skidoo") won't want to miss "The Phynx." If they can find it. This rare, rare comedy (no one seems to recall if it was even shown in theaters) has one of the oddest casts in film history: charmless, unknown actors in the lead roles, plus a staggering array of pop-culture icons and has-beens in the background. They hit their mark, utter a line or two and disappear. Obviously inspired by "Get Smart," "The Monkees," "The Prisoner," James Bond and other popular spy films, "The Phynx" imagines an unlikely scenario in which an evil Albanian regime is kidnapping American celebrities and holding them hostage. The imprisoned include motley names such as Pat O'Brien, Johnny Weissmuller, Joe Louis, Busby Berkeley, Xavier Cugat, Maureen O'Sullivan, Leo Gorcey, Huntz Hall, George Jessel, Dorothy Lamour, Butterfly McQueen (her voice is as shrill as ever), Rudy Vallee, Edgar Bergen, Andy Devine, Jay "Tonto" Silverheels and even Colonel Sanders. That they're all elderly has no relevance to the plot and only suggests the producers couldn't cast younger stars who had better things to do. In any case, the United States government's unlikely solution to the crisis is to fabricate a superstar pop group trained in espionage who will become so famous that they'll be invited to Albania to perform. Once inside the borders, the lads will free the hostages and all will be well again. The chosen band turns out to be a righteously multicultural mix of two whites, a black and an American Indian (who becomes the butt of some questionable jokes). Of course, they are dubbed "The Phynx" (rhymes with "sphinx" and "Kinks"). Their music consultants include Dick Clark, Richard Pryor (one line as a soul-food cook) and Trini Lopez, while Martha Raye manages to give the movie's hammiest performance (there is stiff competition, believe me) as an informant spy. James Brown (he presents the Phynx's manager with a gold album), Guy Lombardo, Ed Sullivan, Rona Barrett, Clint Walker, Joan Blondell, Harold "Oddjob" Sakata and the voice of Rich Little also turn up. Hey, there's room for everyone. "Love Boat" casting calls were still several years away. "The Phynx" has a merciless parade of jokes and sight gags, some of which are passably clever. A secret entrance through a public restroom stall. An intelligence computer named "MOTHA" (Mechanical Oracle That Helps Americans). A meeting of spy troops that includes invisible men (a row of empty chairs) and militant Boy Scouts. The band being promoted via issuing $3 bills with the members' faces. The movie's problems are many, however. The would-be teen idols cast as the band are so forgettable that only one of them ever acted again. The goofy songs -- prominent titles include "What Is Your Sign?" and "I've Got Them Feelin' Too Good Today Blues" -- are inexplicably written by the legendary Jerry Leiber/Mike Stoller team (Stoller also wrote the score) but are overarranged in a dated pop style a la the Outsiders or Paul Revere & the Raiders. Don't bother looking for the soundtrack album. And structurally, the story's pace goes wrong in the middle with a lengthy detour about seeking three women who have secret maps tattooed on their bellies. The entire section is little beyond an excuse to show countless women in their underwear. With its bizarre cameos and contrived band-as-action-heroes plot, "The Phynx" sometimes recalls another notorious musical bomb: the 1978 version of "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band." At least "Sgt. Pepper" had performances from some legitimate stars. See more Read all reviews

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