Piranha 3-D Reviews

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June 7, 2019
A welcome antidote to this season's often painfully self-serious blockbuster offerings.
May 9, 2019
A bloody throwback that takes pride in its grindhouse roots. For fans of horror films -- and people looking for a good laugh -- you can do a lot worse.
August 15, 2018
A deliberately trashy, but undeniably fun guilty-pleasure horror outing.
August 22, 2017
If the team behind Piranha is planning a sequel they will need to recast as many of the key players were eaten during the craziest 88 minutes I've ever spent in the cinema.
August 26, 2015
Unapologetically gleeful about doling out the cinematic junk food that you're looking for when you sit down to devour something called, well, Piranha.
December 9, 2013
The joy of Alexandre Aja's Piranha is that he is accomplishing nothing but a bloody entertaining good time.
September 15, 2013
Filled with recognisable faces, packed with excessive blood and gore and jokes as corny as they are hilarious, Piranha 3D is, if nothing else, the most honest and unpretentious piece of filmmaking of 2010.
January 5, 2013
"Piranha 3D," although cliched, embraces its genre and is a highly-enjoyable fun B-movie.
September 23, 2012
I understand what the filmmakers were trying to do and they almost pulled it off, but there's no sense in making the audience slog through a dreary 40+ minutes before the fun actually begins.
March 29, 2011
The best example of the level of art that Piranha 3D aspires to comes when a guy gets his dick chomped off and it gracefully floats down towards you in 3D.
March 29, 2011
Piranha 3D is more funny than disgusting, even when screen fills with half-nude swimmers, bobbing like human dumplings in a roiling vat of borscht. This isn't just sick, it's clas-sick!
March 29, 2011
January 15, 2011
This action-thriller will eat you alive. Paul Chambers, CNN.
January 8, 2011
Aja once again proves that no one understands the aesthetic of ample arterial spray better than the foreign horror geek.
January 6, 2011
...a mildly watchable B-movie effort that could have (and should have) been so much better.
November 20, 2010
full review at Movies for the Masses
October 31, 2010
Fails in being an entertaining satire and a competent horror film...
October 8, 2010
Theres a dull predictability to the set pieces; when you see a topless para-skier bob in-and-out of the water, its inevitable that shell rise into the air without any legs.
October 2, 2010
Piranha 3D gets honestly earned points for the creative energy it sustains in the arena of creatively gory dispatches, non-torture porn division.
October 1, 2010
Neither gore enthusiasts nor boobie fans will be disappointed. Piranha 3D knows what it is and embraces it, from stupid disobedience to kids in peril to sexy exploitative silliness, with a remarkable level of humor and competence.
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