Piranha 3-D Reviews

  • Jul 20, 2019

    I think I'm ashamed that i enjoyed this movie as much as i did. And maybe its because i laughed more than anything during it.

    I think I'm ashamed that i enjoyed this movie as much as i did. And maybe its because i laughed more than anything during it.

  • Jul 11, 2019

    Worst movie ever. Acting was horrible. Plot was worse

    Worst movie ever. Acting was horrible. Plot was worse

  • Jul 07, 2019

    this movie was a bad movie

    this movie was a bad movie

  • Jun 27, 2019

    I found the movie to be inept and full of blunder. Absolutely no one to root for. It was an overabundance of everything. None of it was good. I don't know how it got rated so high. I guess they were drunk or high when they rated it. It was bloody awful.

    I found the movie to be inept and full of blunder. Absolutely no one to root for. It was an overabundance of everything. None of it was good. I don't know how it got rated so high. I guess they were drunk or high when they rated it. It was bloody awful.

  • Apr 20, 2019

    Maybe if I had seen it when it was new it could get a higher rating.

    Maybe if I had seen it when it was new it could get a higher rating.

  • Apr 07, 2019

    Surprisingly has a high budget, Piranha ‘10 maybe better than the original (which isn’t saying much)

    Surprisingly has a high budget, Piranha ‘10 maybe better than the original (which isn’t saying much)

  • Mar 30, 2019

    This movie was lit as hell boi

    This movie was lit as hell boi

  • Mar 08, 2019

    Yeah, it is dumb. However, if you did not enjoy that major killfest scene. You should not watch another horror movie.

    Yeah, it is dumb. However, if you did not enjoy that major killfest scene. You should not watch another horror movie.

  • Dec 30, 2018

    Piranha is basically a campy Jaws remake with piranhas. As a fan of the defunct exploitation movie genre, I appreciate the gratuitous violence and nudity in this. (The exploitation/grindhouse genre died off once mainstream movies began showing the same amounts of violence and nudity with better production value.) Piranha shouts out to Jaws several times--Richard Dreyfus makes a cameo, the police close down the beach on the most popular tourist day of the year, there's a similar dolly zoom, and the fish get blown up with a gas tank. I'm sure there are other references that got past me. Beautiful party people get devoured alive in punishment for leading unexamined lives. It is over-the-top and funny, with corny 3-D reminiscent of the early days of the technology, but is ultimately "dumb fun."

    Piranha is basically a campy Jaws remake with piranhas. As a fan of the defunct exploitation movie genre, I appreciate the gratuitous violence and nudity in this. (The exploitation/grindhouse genre died off once mainstream movies began showing the same amounts of violence and nudity with better production value.) Piranha shouts out to Jaws several times--Richard Dreyfus makes a cameo, the police close down the beach on the most popular tourist day of the year, there's a similar dolly zoom, and the fish get blown up with a gas tank. I'm sure there are other references that got past me. Beautiful party people get devoured alive in punishment for leading unexamined lives. It is over-the-top and funny, with corny 3-D reminiscent of the early days of the technology, but is ultimately "dumb fun."

  • Dec 28, 2018

    Surprised by this one, it was actually entertaining. As long as you are not too serious, and looking for a laugh, this will suit your purpose.

    Surprised by this one, it was actually entertaining. As long as you are not too serious, and looking for a laugh, this will suit your purpose.