Private Resort

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Schwindsichtiga D @Schwindsichtiga Sep 29, 2026 Two guys are trying to get laid in a private resort, hijinks ensue. Now you know this'll never be a great artistic experience, but this could so easily be an enjoyable watch with some funny writing and entertaining characters. Unfortunately, none of that is present here. It's so bland and boring that not even a climax with a tommygun, a buffet and a Karategranny can save it from being a snoozefest. Granted, there are some attractive nude people in this one, but unless you absolutely have to see Johnny Depp's and/or Leslie Easterbrook's tna's, skip this one. See more Lincoln L @Linkolnbio2 Sep 22, 2026 It's bland, it has no flavor, no excitement, and completely lacks personality. See more thiago s @Thiagostone Apr 20, 2025 Filme bacaninha, o roteiro é mais ou menos, as cenas são mais ou menos, o elenco é mais ou menos, e alguns ajudam a melhorar o filme, a história é mais ou menos, e o filme deveria ter cenas bem melhores e mais relevantes. See more Aug 24, 2020 Pretty lifeless sex comedy. It's pretty tame compared to some of the others from its genres. The only thing noteworthy is seeing an early performance from Johnny Depp and the running gag with the hotel manager getting inadvertantly caught up in the hijinks. See more Feb 26, 2020 My brother and I watched this movie over and over in the late 80s early 90s as teenagers. See more Dec 14, 2018 I'm watching to this movie for probably the first time and I was 9 years old when it came out . This film is hilarious , raw , and clean cut ! The negative reviewers just are not looking at this film through the wider lens of time it was produced . See more Read all reviews

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