The Florist

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TheMariemotor T @RT22256175 1 day ago I am not even half way through and it is so cringe I have to hold on tight to keep watching. The dialogue is so flat and awkward. Embarrassingly poor. The story is so pathetic. Barely a story, more of a collage of all the cliches in the genre you could possible gather and throw together randomly. It is reminiscent of a poor video game, except so much worse. The acting is so poor. Inexcusably poor. Perhaps because the characters are so shallow they're barely characters. Feels like something an AI bot on a low tier subscription would cut and paste together. But shouldn't! I have just reached the montage where the 'orphaned, homeless, prostitute teen girl who has also lost her brother is roller skating through a huge empty warehouse in Brooklyn and smelling scentless pot plants' because she's so happy to have been adopted by a hit man who looks like he needs a diaper to go out. At least that bit made me laugh. I have turned off the dialogue now. I can't take it. Please make it stop. See more Read all reviews

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