Transylmania

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Transylmania

R

2009

1h 35m

Comedy

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College students arrive at a Romanian castle for a semester abroad, unaware that the place is infested with vampires.

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Never aiming higher than threadbare jokes and offensive attempts at politically incorrect humor, Transylmania is a vampire comedy that truly sucks.

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Drew Toal

Time Out

Dec 9, 2009

2/5

David and Scott Hillenbrand's stoner horror-comedy predictably provides more groans than laughs. The filmmakers had better pray someone in the theater is holding, if you know what we mean.

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Tom Russo

Boston Globe

Dec 7, 2009

0.5/4

Woefully dull-witted.

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Dennis Harvey

Variety

Dec 7, 2009

Energetic but uninspired mix of teen comedy and supernatural silliness.

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Richard Propes

TheIndependentCritic.com

Sep 26, 2020

0/4.0

Truly bites.

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Jeffrey M. Anderson

Common Sense Media

Nov 28, 2018

1/5

It's 90 minutes of idiotic, annoying characters, some haphazard plotting and filmmaking, and little else.

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Daniel Barnes

Dare Daniel

Oct 20, 2018

1/5

A rancidly unfunny yet pointlessly complex comedy with Ed Gein-level humor, rampant misogyny and homophobia, and a cast of 34-year-old college kids.

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Mario Galaxy Movie is good I

@MarioGalaxyMovieIsgood Jun 12, 2026

Never aiming higher than threadbare jokes and offensive attempts at politically incorrect humor, Transylmania is a vampire comedy that truly sucks.

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thiago s

@Thiagostone May 7, 2025

Filme fraco, o roteiro é fraco, as cenas são mais ou menos, o elenco é fraco, e ninguém ajuda a melhorar o filme, a história é fraca, os personagens sao fracos, e o filme deveria ter cenas bem melhores e relevantes para fazer o filme ser bom.

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Jul 7, 2022

not good, but rather misunderstood

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May 17, 2020

Parts of it were stupidly funny. That's it. Nothing else is redeemable about this God forsaken movie

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Aug 15, 2019

One of those movies you watch when you just need a laugh.

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Jan 13, 2014

unlikeable characters and terrible jokes make for one unfunny comedy. this movie is released in the netherlands under 'the stoner collection' well i watched this movie twice, i didn't like it when is was stoned and i didn't like it when i was sober so yeah this movie is bad

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Synopsis

College students arrive at a Romanian castle for a semester abroad, unaware that the place is infested with vampires.

Director: David Hillenbrand, Scott Hillenbrand
Producer: Sanford Hampton
Screenwriter: Pat Casey, Josh Miller
Distributor: Full Circle Releasing
Production Co: Hill & Brand
Rating: R (Language|Drug Use|Crude and Sexual Content|Nudity|Some Violence)
Genre: Comedy
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Dec 4, 2009, Limited
Release Date (Streaming): Apr 16, 2012
Runtime: 1h 35m

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