You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger

2010

You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger

Critics Consensus

It's sporadically amusing, and typically well-cast, but You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger isn't one of Woody Allen's more inspired late-period efforts.

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Two couples find their lives turned upside down by their unfulfilled longings in this ensemble comedy from director Woody Allen. Alfie (Anthony Hopkins) and Helena (Gemma Jones) have been married for years. They have a grown-up daughter named Sally (Naomi Watts), who is married to a successful novelist named Roy (Josh Brolin), but finds the future of her marriage in jeopardy after falling for Greg (Antonio Banderas), the dapper owner of a prominent art gallery. Meanwhile, as Roy develops a fixation on Dia (Freida Pinto), an exotic beauty he encounters on the street, Alfie ditches Helena for Charmaine (Lucy Punch), an impressionable young call girl. Now it seems that the harder everyone tries runs away from their problems, the faster their lives seem to fall apart. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

Cast

Antonio Banderas
as Greg Clemente
Lucy Punch
as Charmaine
Ewen Bremner
as Henry Strangler
Jim Piddock
as Peter Wicklow
Celia Imrie
as Enid Wicklow
Alex MacQueen
as Malcolm Dodds
Rupert Frazer
as Jogging Partner
Kelly Harrison
as Personal Trainer
Eleanor Gecks
as Rollerblading Friend
Christian McKay
as Poker Friend
Philip Glenister
as Poker Friend
Jonathan Ryland
as Poker Friend
Pearce Quigley
as Poker Friend
Shaheen Khan
as Dia's Aunt
Lynda Baron
as Alfie's Date
Robert Portal
as Jewelry Shop Salesman
Christopher Fulford
as Ray's Friend
Johnny Harris
as Ray's Friend
Anupam Kher
as Dia's Father
Meera Syal
as Dia's Mother
Geoffrey Hutchings
as Alan's Father
Joanna David
as Alan's Mother
Ellyn Long
as Alan's Sister
Zak Orth
as Narrator
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Audience Reviews for You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger

  • Jun 29, 2013
    Middling Woody, a cast of talented actors portray a bunch of not terribly interesting or for that matter likable people.
    jay n Super Reviewer
  • Jan 07, 2013
    Despite a few funny moments, its still kind of boring. One of Allen's lesser efforts.
    Hugo S Super Reviewer
  • Jan 06, 2013
    Woody Allen's You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger falls into the passable, discernibly Woody-like, but certainly not one of the best, Woody Allen films. It follows two married couples, and the people within the relationships who decide, to their own detriment, that the grass is always greener on the other side. Like all Woody Allen comedies, it has its moments, with some strong situational and sarcastic humor, with the typical Allen flair for smart dialogue. However, it's occasionally tedious in what it has to say, often re-using the same joke, and never quite delivering anything especially insightful or unique. The film is acted well, with a strong cast of English and American actors. The chemistry on screen is noticeable, but the material just doesn't offer much for them to really elevate the film. It's message is too familiar for Woody, and the delivery is not particularly poignant or biting, like some of his best work. Ultimately, it's still smarter than the vast majority of romantic comedies out there, but isn't one of his best pieces. 3/5 Stars
    Jeffrey M Super Reviewer
  • Sep 20, 2012
    I'm not sure why this film doesn't get better ratings, but my hunch is that it's because, compared to other Woody Allen everyone's-lusting-after-everyone-else ensemble films, this one's rather humourless. I thought that Brolin and Watts played a good exasperated couple, and that Lucy Punch was incredible as the mother-in-law that pushes every button Brolin's character has. Plus, as usual for Allen, there's a fascination with death on display, and the psychics and seances lighten the rest of the story's mood, which is a sombre one given that it's basically about writer's block and the dissolution of what should be a promising marriage. I really got into the characters, though - despite how despicable the writer Brolin played was - and I thought the story was captivating, if a little twee as it approached the end. A good film, or maybe, as a writer myself, one I'd have liked no matter what. In any case, I guarantee that it's not as bad as you've heard.
    Daniel P Super Reviewer

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