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Rating Title/Year Author
A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (2019) Jeremy Jahns It's a nice piece of positivity. EDIT
Posted Nov 14, 2019
Doctor Sleep (2019) Jeremy Jahns Doctor Sleep stands on its own in its horror element, but also serves as a proper sequel to Stanley Kubrick's Shining. EDIT
Posted Nov 11, 2019
Ford v Ferrari (2019) Jeremy Jahns Not only did the movie not disappoint, it exceeded my expectations. EDIT
Posted Nov 7, 2019
Terminator: Dark Fate (2019) Jeremy Jahns This is ridiculous writing to get Arnold Schwarzenegger on screen with Linda Hamilton in a Terminator movie. EDIT
Posted Oct 30, 2019
Countdown (2019) Jeremy Jahns It's just a boring mess. EDIT
Posted Oct 25, 2019
Black and Blue (2019) Jeremy Jahns This movie does feel outdated. EDIT
Posted Oct 24, 2019
Zombieland: Double Tap (2019) Jeremy Jahns Though it doesn't feel new, it does feel like Zombieland. It did for me. It gave me laughs, it gave me thrills, it had heart, [and] it had that family dynamic. EDIT
Posted Oct 16, 2019
El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie (2019) Jeremy Jahns El Camino is the Breaking Bad movie we didn't know we needed, but we kind of did. EDIT
Posted Oct 11, 2019
Gemini Man (2019) Jeremy Jahns It's a pretty boring plot... There's nothing new here. EDIT
Posted Oct 9, 2019
Joker (2019) Jeremy Jahns [Joaquin Phoenix] thrives under the weight and pressure of portraying the most iconic comic book villain of all time. EDIT
Posted Oct 2, 2019
Rambo: Last Blood (2019) Jeremy Jahns I thought it was a good time. EDIT
Posted Sep 23, 2019
Ad Astra (2019) Jeremy Jahns A gorgeous-looking slow-burn. EDIT
Posted Sep 18, 2019
Hustlers (2019) Jeremy Jahns The hustle was cool, but not the flow. EDIT
Posted Sep 12, 2019
It: Chapter Two (2019) Jeremy Jahns I was really impressed with the fact that this movie brought heart when it needed to bring heart [and] brought the tears when it needed to bring the tears. EDIT
Posted Sep 5, 2019
Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones (2019) Jeremy Jahns I couldn't help but appreciate the fact that, well, this guy will do it; he'll go there. EDIT
Posted Sep 3, 2019
Angel Has Fallen (2019) Jeremy Jahns The movie is serviceably entertaining. EDIT
Posted Aug 21, 2019
Ready or Not (2019) Jeremy Jahns In the end, Ready or Not was great. It was fun, it was funny, it was dark, it was messed up, [and] it was thrilling. EDIT
Posted Aug 20, 2019
47 Meters Down: Uncaged (2019) Jeremy Jahns It's just a generic monster movie. EDIT
Posted Aug 19, 2019
Good Boys (2019) Jeremy Jahns A great premise with very little direction. EDIT
Posted Aug 16, 2019
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019) Jeremy Jahns All in all, I walked away having a good time. EDIT
Posted Aug 8, 2019
Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw (2019) Jeremy Jahns I didn't expect this spinoff to be as entertaining as it was, but it was great!... It just throws caution to the wind when it comes to ridiculous. EDIT
Posted Jul 31, 2019
Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood (2019) Jeremy Jahns If you're a Quentin Tarantino fan at all, it's worth a watch for sure. If you aren't a Quentin Tarantino fan, this isn't going to convert you. EDIT
Posted Jul 24, 2019
Crawl (2019) Jeremy Jahns This is bafflingly good. It's way better than it ever had a right to be. EDIT
Posted Jul 13, 2019
The Lion King (2019) Jeremy Jahns I feel like this remake took out more than it put back in. EDIT
Posted Jul 11, 2019
Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019) Jeremy Jahns Let me with a good taste in my mouth and a smile on my face. EDIT
Posted Jun 27, 2019
Child's Play (2019) Jeremy Jahns A new and interesting take on Chucky. EDIT
Posted Jun 26, 2019
Annabelle Comes Home (2019) Jeremy Jahns As a 1990s horror fan, I enjoyed it... EDIT
Posted Jun 25, 2019
Toy Story 4 (2019) Jeremy Jahns I still think that Toy Story ended perfectly as a trilogy, but if you can give me a fourth installment that lives up to the legacy, then I am totally game... The adventure is great, it's fun, it's funny, and it's relevant. EDIT
Posted Jun 13, 2019
Men in Black: International (2019) Jeremy Jahns In the end, Men in Black International is what I wanted from a new Men in Black movie: It's fun. EDIT
Posted Jun 12, 2019
Dark Phoenix (2019) Jeremy Jahns You could just tell that everyone was over it. The actors were over it, the studio was over it... I feel like this movie was just a big waste of time. EDIT
Posted Jun 5, 2019
Ma (2019) Jeremy Jahns Octavia Spencer is so good in this movie. She's so nice, she's so sweet -- she's so creepy. EDIT
Posted May 31, 2019
Rocketman (2019) Jeremy Jahns A proper rock biopic. EDIT
Posted May 30, 2019
Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019) Jeremy Jahns I think this movie has a bit of an identity crisis... You don't know if they're trying to be a cheesy, 1990s action movie or if they're trying to elevate the genre and take it more seriously. EDIT
Posted May 29, 2019
Brightburn (2019) Jeremy Jahns The thing that keeps this movie afloat is the genius premise. EDIT
Posted May 24, 2019
Aladdin (2019) Jeremy Jahns When the movie branched off and did its own thing, I enjoyed it. But it tries to emulate what came before it and does it in a way that is just not as good or effective as the original animation. EDIT
Posted May 22, 2019
John Wick: Chapter 3 -- Parabellum (2019) Jeremy Jahns John Wick: Chapter Three delivers what you want in a John Wick movie... Better than [Chapter Two], but not as good as [the first]. EDIT
Posted May 16, 2019
Pokémon Detective Pikachu (2019) Jeremy Jahns This movie does have something for everybody: Pokémon fans, kids, families. EDIT
Posted May 10, 2019
Hitman: Agent 47 (2015) Jeremy Jahns You're not gonna remember it in t-minus a couple hours. EDIT
Posted Apr 26, 2019
Avengers: Endgame (2019) Jeremy Jahns It's not literature like Lord of the Rings, but in its own way, it's pretty damn impactful. EDIT
Posted Apr 24, 2019
Mortal Kombat (1995) Jeremy Jahns This is a Mortal Kombat movie made for Mortal Kombat fans. EDIT
Posted Apr 18, 2019
Hellboy (2019) Jeremy Jahns The editing, the stitching, the weaving of the story -- it's pretty sloppy in this movie. EDIT
Posted Apr 12, 2019
Pet Sematary (2019) Jeremy Jahns It's really the story of this family and the people in it and horror [elements] are built around them -- and that's what makes this good. EDIT
Posted Apr 5, 2019
Shazam! (2019) Jeremy Jahns In a comic book movie-saturated world, Shazam! comes along and makes it feel new again. EDIT
Posted Apr 3, 2019
Dumbo (2019) Jeremy Jahns It was like a banana split: It's messy and sweet, and I did in the end enjoy myself. EDIT
Posted Mar 26, 2019
Us (2019) Jeremy Jahns It was intense. That's what Joran Peele understands about thrillers and horror -- they're not just for gore. [He's] telling a story about characters. EDIT
Posted Mar 21, 2019
Captain Marvel (2019) Jeremy Jahns [The] filmmakers think that in order to make someone look strong, you need to make them emotionless, and I just don't agree. EDIT
Posted Mar 5, 2019
Fighting With My Family (2019) Jeremy Jahns This movie just had everything I wanted a movie like this to have: Great characters, snappy dialogue -- it has heart. EDIT
Posted Feb 22, 2019
How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World (2019) Jeremy Jahns "Exciting" almost doesn't cover it... I felt really fulfilled at the end of this movie. EDIT
Posted Feb 20, 2019
Happy Death Day 2U (2019) Jeremy Jahns Jessica Rothe is really good... I enjoyed "Happy Death Day 2 U." I'm looking forward to the third one. EDIT
Posted Feb 15, 2019
What Men Want (2019) Jeremy Jahns This movie's not that fun -- a lot of the jokes just fall flat. EDIT
Posted Feb 8, 2019