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3/4 |
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The Abandoned (2007) |
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"A definite fascinating and creepy mystery that leads up to a very surreal finale I enjoyed..." | |
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2/4 |
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The Abductors (1972) |
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"Classic or not, "The Abductors" is a crummy attempt at building a Spy series..." | |
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3/4 |
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Abominable (2006) |
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"Excels in spite of the major plot holes, mainly because it has such an entertaining attitude about itself..." | |
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4/4 |
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Across the Universe (2007) |
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"For my money, give me the original songs and a beer any day, but for a cute treat with a linear story and engaging characters, I suggest "Across the Universe"..." | |
Felix Vasquez Jr. | |
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1/5 |
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The Adventures of Pinocchio (1996) |
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"A bland reworking of the classic tale" | |
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1.5/4 |
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Aeon Flux (2005) |
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"Between bouts of gun fights and acrobatics, "Aeon Flux" is a dreadfully boring and incomprehensible mess with a screenplay that constantly jumps between clunky to just plain embarrassing..." | |
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1.5/4 |
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Aliens Vs. Predator: Requiem (2007) |
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"I'm left wondering why I felt like I was watching two different movies that never quite came together as a parallel arc beyond the clunky "They're all fighting personal wars" motif..." | |
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3.5/4 |
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All the Boys Love Mandy Lane (2008) |
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"Think of it as "There's Something About Mary" with a twist of "Friday the 13th"..." | |
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3/4 |
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Alpha Dog (2007) |
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"Cassavetes' film is pure Hollywood fiction and sensationalism mixed with some sense of reality, but hell I enjoyed it a great deal..." | |
Felix Vasquez Jr. | |
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3/4 |
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Altered (2006) |
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"Good old fashioned special effects mixed with wicked gore, and a compelling story make "Altered" a great follow-up from the "Blair Witch" creators..." | |
Felix Vasquez Jr. | |
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2.5/4 |
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Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) |
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"A lot like candy, sweet and pleasing, but ultimately disposable and empty..." | |
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3.5/4 |
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Amateur Porn Star Killer (2007) |
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"It works outside of conventions of its own mockumentary sub-genre, and tests the audience consistently..." | |
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3.5/4 |
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An American Crime |
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"Gut wrenching performances, a well structured narrative, and a great cast makes "An American Crime" one of the finer movies to depict one of the most gruesome travesties of the twentieth century..." | |
Felix Vasquez Jr. | |
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3.5/4 |
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American Gangster (2007) |
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"Scott's film is a slow boil crime drama that serves as an indictment on American capitalism..." | |
Felix Vasquez Jr. | |
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3/4 |
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American Pastime |
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"An Americana message film, but a much more tolerable kind that explores the other side of the fence..." | |
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2.5/4 |
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American Zombie (2007) |
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"[Director] Lee covers all bases and when we least expect it, she also manages to sneak in a creepy zombie flick..." | |
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3/4 |
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The Andromeda Strain Miniseries (2008) |
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"It's very tough for me to not enjoy apocalypse films, and this was time well spent..." | |
Felix Vasquez Jr. | |
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3/4 |
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Anita (1973) |
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"Another goody in the sexploitation sub-genre..." | |
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3/4 |
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The Ant Bully (2006) |
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"It's a fun adventure fantasy, and I was never bored..." | |
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3.5/4 |
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Apocalypto (2006) |
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"I won't say Gibson is a rebel who thinks outside the box, as was witnessed by "Passion of the Christ," but the man can direct an excellent visually spectacular action thriller..." | |
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2/4 |
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Appleseed: Ex Machina (2007) |
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"When you're done oohing and aahing at the animation, it's still as tedious, empty, and boring as the first film..." | |
Felix Vasquez Jr. | |
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2.5/4 |
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Atonement (2007) |
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"Like Wright's previous award contender, "Atonement" is just a good enough drama with many flaws, but excels with strong performances from McAvoy and newcomer Ronan..." | |
Felix Vasquez Jr. | |
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3/4 |
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Automaton Transfusion (2006) |
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"Ultimately it's hard to pronounce but fun to watch..." | |
Felix Vasquez Jr. | |
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3/4 |
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Awesome! I... Shot That! (2004) |
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"I had fun, even if I'm not a huge fan of the group..." | |
Felix Vasquez Jr. | |
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3.5/4 |
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Azumi (2006) |
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"Quite possibly one of the most visually amazing samurai epics I've ever seen..." | |
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