Joe Pesci

Joe Pesci

  • Highest Rated: 97% The Irishman (2019)
  • Lowest Rated: 0% The Super (1991)
  • Birthday: Feb 9, 1943
  • Birthplace: Newark, New Jersey
  • A consummate character actor, Joe Pesci rose to success on the strength of a series of Martin Scorsese films which took full advantage of his gift for outlandishly menacing supporting performances. Born February 9, 1943, in Newark, NJ, Pesci was a child actor who began his radio career at the age of four. Broadway beckoned just a year later, and by 1953 he was a regular on the television variety program Star Time Kids. His acting career stalled during his teen years, however, and by the mid-'60s, he mounted a musical career under the name Joe Ritchie, recording an LP titled Little Joe Sure Can Sing and later playing guitar in the pop band Joey Dee & the Starliters. He also formed a vaudeville-style nightclub comedy act with Frank Vincent. Outside of 1961's Hey, Let's Twist!, Pesci did not appear in films prior to the little-seen 1975 feature The Death Collector; the film earned virtually no notice upon its release and he dropped out of acting, dejectedly returning to New York to run an Italian restaurant.While few people saw The Death Collector, one of those who did was actor Robert De Niro, who was so impressed by Pesci's performance that he brought the film to the attention of Scorsese, who cast Pesci in his 1980 masterpiece Raging Bull. The performance earned Pesci an Academy Award nomination in the Best Supporting Actor category, and he became one of the busiest character actors in the business, steadily appearing in films ranging from the 1983 Rodney Dangerfield comedy Easy Money to the 1984 Sergio Leone epic Once Upon a Time in America. After starring in a failed 1985 sitcom, Half Nelson, Pesci's onscreen visibility diminished, and over the next four years he appeared in only one film, 1987's Man on Fire. In 1989, however, he co-starred opposite Mel Gibson and Danny Glover in the hit Lethal Weapon 2, a performance which put his talent for comic relief to such fine use that he later reappeared in the third chapter of the franchise, issued in 1992.By that point, Pesci had already become a star; 1990 was his breakthrough year, as he appeared in the family comedy blockbuster Home Alone and Scorsese's brilliant GoodFellas, winning the Best Supporting Actor Oscar for his vivid portrayal of a psychotic mobster. While his first major starring role in 1991's The Super proved disastrous, he won good notices for his supporting turn in Oliver Stone's JFK and in 1992 starred in the hit courtroom comedy My Cousin Vinny. Later, following the disappointment of 1994's Jimmy Hollywood and With Honors, he reunited with Scorsese and De Niro for the 1995 epic Casino, essaying a variation on his GoodFellas character. However, a pair of poorly received 1997 comedies -- Eight Heads in a Duffel Bag and Gone Fishin' -- again called Pesci's capabilities as a lead actor into question. He found more success reprising his supporting role in Lethal Weapon 4, released in 1998. On the heels of his second outing with Mel Gibson and Danny Glover, however, the popular character actor disappeared from the big screen for nearly a decade. It took his old friend DeNiro to get him back in front of the camera for the CIA thriller The Good Shepherd (2006), with the four year gap between that film and Pesci's next film Love Ranch hinting that the aging screen veterean was in no hurry to jump back into the fray. But the window between films seemed to start shrinking when it was announced that Pesci would be returning to the world of crime cinema in director Geo Santini's 2012 gangster drama The Irishman.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

97% The Irishman Russell Bufalino 2019
13% Love Ranch Charlie Bontempo $0.2M 2010
55% The Good Shepherd Joseph Palmi $59.9M 2006
57% A Galaxy Far, Far Away Actor 2001
52% Lethal Weapon 4 Leo 1998
4% Gone Fishin' Joe Waters $19.8M 1997
11% 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag Tommy Spinelli 1997
80% Casino Nicky Santoro 1995
17% With Honors Simon 1994
22% Jimmy Hollywood Jimmy Alto 1994
97% A Bronx Tale Carmine 1993
33% Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Harry 1992
63% The Public Eye Leon `Bernzy' Bernstein 1992
59% Lethal Weapon 3 Leo Getz 1992
86% My Cousin Vinny Vinny Gambini 1992
84% JFK David Ferrie 1991
0% The Super Louie Kritski 1991
50% Catchfire (Backtrack) Leo Carelli 1990
65% Home Alone Harry 1990
96% GoodFellas Tommy DeVito 1990
50% Betsy's Wedding Oscar Henner 1990
83% Lethal Weapon 2 Leo Getz 1989
No Score Yet Michael Jackson - Moonwalker Actor 1988
No Score Yet The Legendary Life of Ernest Hemingway Actor 1988
No Score Yet Man on Fire David 1987
40% Eureka Mayakofsky 1984
86% Once Upon a Time in America Frankie 1984
No Score Yet Tutti Dentro Actor 1984
60% Easy Money Nicky Cerone 1983
No Score Yet Dear Mr. Wonderful (Ruby's Dream) Ruby Dennis 1982
20% I'm Dancing as Fast as I Can Roger 1982
94% Raging Bull Joey 1980
No Score Yet Family Enforcer Actor 1976

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Guest Host
  • 1992
82% Tales from the Crypt
1989-1996
  • 1992

QUOTES FROM Joe Pesci CHARACTERS

Simon Wilder
When it comes to relationships, everybody's a used car salesman.
Monty Kessler
Is that your philosophy? Don't trust anyone?
Simon Wilder
No, you gotta trust people.You just can't believe in a warranty.
Simon Wilder
You shall no longer take things at second or third hand, nor look through the eyes of the dead or feed on the specters of books. You shall not look through my eyes, either, or take things from me. You shall listen to all sides and filter them from yourself.
Harry
Marv?
Marv
Harry?
Harry
Why the hell did you take your shoes off?
Marv
Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?
Nicky Santoro
You put my fuckin' money to sleep. You go get my money or I'll put your fuckin' brain to sleep!
Harry
(looking at the McCallisters' house with some of supposed partygoers. Music is blasting) Do we wanna come back tomorrow?
Harry
Do we wanna come back tomorrow?
Marv
Yeah?
Harry
Let's get outta here before someone sees us?
Harry
(drives away)
Nicky Santoro
For instance, I'll wake up tomorrow morning nice and early ill take a walk over to the bank, walk in and see ya and uh..if you don't have my money for me Ill crack your fucking head wide open in front of everybody in the bank.
Nicky Santoro
For instance, I'll wake up tomorrow morning nice and early ill take a walk over to the bank, walk in and see ya and uh, if you don't have my money for me I'll crack your fucking head wide open in front of everybody in the bank.
Nicky Santoro
Peek-a-boo, you fucks, you!
Nicky Santoro
[voice-over] For two days and two fuckin' nights, we beat the shit out of this guy. I mean, we even stuck ice-picks in his balls.
Nicky Santoro
For two days and two fuckin' nights, we beat the shit out of this guy. I mean, we even stuck ice-picks in his balls.
Nicky Santoro
Please, PLEASE, don't bury me alive. I thought we were friends!
Nicky Santoro
Please, please, don't bury me alive. I thought we were friends!
Nicky Santoro
You hear a little girl, Franky? You hear a little girl, Ace? Is that a little fucking girl? What happened to the fucking tough guy who told my friend to stick it up his fucking ass?
Tommy DeVito
What do you mean funny? Like a clown? Do I amuse you?! Huh??!!
Tommy DeVito
What do you mean funny? Like a clown? Do I amuse you? Huh?
Marv
The Window?
Marv
The window?
Harry
Yeah.
Marv
I'm not goin out the window.
Marv
I'm not going out the window.
Harry
What are ya SCARED Marv? are you AFRAID?
Harry
What are ya scared of Marv? Are you afraid?
Tommy DeVito
Ping! Pow! Boom! Bing!
Nicky Santoro
If a guy fucking tripped over a banana peel, they'd bring me in for it.
Tommy DeVito
Don't give me that fucking Tommy shit. What the fuck I asked you for, Henry? I asked you for a favor. I do a lot of fucking favors for you, don't I? I'm trying to bang this fucking broad, you wanna help me out!
Tommy DeVito
Hey, Henry, Henry, hurry up, will ya? My mother's gonna make some fried peppers and sausage for us.
James Conway
Oh, hey, Henry, Henry! Here's an arm!
Henry Hill
Very funny, guys.
James Conway
Here's a leg!
Tommy DeVito
Here's a wing! Hey, what do you like, the leg or the wing, Henry? Or ya still go for the old hearts and lungs?
Tommy DeVito
What the fuck are you doing? You're hanging around my fuckin' neck like a vulture, like impending danger.
Billy Batts
I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
Tommy DeVito
I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.
Billy Batts
Okay, salud.
Billy Batts
Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.
Tommy DeVito
Mother fuckin' mutt! You, you fucking piece of shit!
Tommy DeVito
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Stacks Edwards
In this day and age, what the fuck is this world coming to? I can't believe this. A Jew broad, prejudiced against Italians
Stacks Edwards
In this day and age, what the fuck is this world coming to? I can't believe this. A Jew broad, prejudiced against Italians.
Tommy DeVito
In this day and age, what the fuck is this world coming to? I can't believe this. A Jew broad, prejudiced against Italians.
Harry
Sunny!
Kevin McCallister
Yes!?
Harry
Nothing will thrill me better than too shoot you! Knocking off a youngster aint gonna mean that much too me
Harry
Nothing will thrill me better than too shoot you! Knocking off a youngster aint gonna mean that much too me.
Harry
Were did he go
Harry
Were did he go?
Marv
Maybe he committed sucide
Marv
Maybe he committed suicide.
Tommy DeVito
All right so he got shot in the foot, what is it a big fuckin' deal?
Joey LaMotta
What Are You Tryin' To Prove?! What Does It Prove?
Joey LaMotta
What are you trying to prove?
Nicky Santoro
Don't ever go over my fucking head again! You mother fucker you!
Jim Garrison
I'm sorry this has to end inconveniently for you, David. But I'm gonna have to detain you for further questioning by the FBI
David Ferrie
Why?
Irvin F Dymond
I find your story simply not believable.
David Ferrie
Really? What part?
Tommy DeVito
Funny? Funny how? How am I funny?
Tommy DeVito
You'd be late to your own FUCKING funeral.
Tommy DeVito
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Jimmy Alto
"What are you gonna do kill me? Everybody dies!"
Jimmy Alto
What are you gonna do kill me? Everybody dies!
Nicky Santoro
(Nicky gets banned from every casino in Las Vegas) Is there anyway around this?
Nicky Santoro
[Nicky gets banned from every casino in Las Vegas] Is there anyway around this?
Sam (Ace) Rothstein
Nope, there's no way.
Nicky Santoro
Let's just say, I wanna go into a restaurant which happens to be a casino to get one of those sandwiches that I like.
Sam (Ace) Rothstein
Forget it. You can't even set foot in the parking lot. That's how serious this it.
Billy Batts
Now go home and get your fuckin' shine box
Billy Batts
Now go home and get your fuckin' shine box.
Tommy DeVito
Mother fuckin' mutt! You, you fucking piece of shit!
Tommy DeVito
Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.
James Conway
Yeah? You should be sorry. Don't fuckin do it again and give me the money. Give me the fuckin money, You hear me? You hear me, I gotta come here and you bust my balls? Give me the fuckin money.
Spider
[hesitating] Why don't you go fuck yourself, Tommy?
James Conway
Attaboy! I got respect for this kid. He's got a lot of fucking balls. Good for you! Don't take no shit off nobody.
James Conway
What's the fuckin' matter with you? What - what is the fuckin' matter with you? What are you, stupid or what? Tommy, Tommy, I'm kidding with you. What the fuck are you doin'? What are you, a fuckin' sick maniac?
Tommy DeVito
Good shot. What do you want from me? Good shot. Fuckin' rat anyway. His family's all rats. He'll grow up to be a rat.
Tommy DeVito
Who the fuck cares? I'll dig the fuckin' hole. I don't give a fuck. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll fuckin' dig a hole. Where are the shovels?
Frankie Carbone
Eh, I been playin' that numba for three years
Frankie Carbone
Eh, I been playin' that numba for three years.
Wiseguy Eddy
Oh, Nicky, I thought you was layin it...
Nicky Santoro
No, I'm takin it.
Wiseguy Eddy
Are you sure?
Nicky Santoro
I'm positive.
Wiseguy Eddy
Well I'm a little confused.
Nicky Santoro
Maybe if I stick your head through that window over there you will get unconfused, now give me the fuckin money...You had it ready for me, thought I was fuckin layin it?
Tommy DeVito
what'd like Henry, the wing or the thigh?
Tommy DeVito
What'd like Henry, the wing or the thigh?
Tommy DeVito
[Tommy mocks at Spider] Oklahoma kid. That's me. I'm the Oklahoma kid. You fuckin' varmint! Dance. Dance. YAHOO, YA MOTHERFUCKER! [shoots Spider in the foot]
Tommy DeVito
He said, "No, you're gonna tell me something today, tough guy." I said, "All right, I'll tell you something: go fuck your mother."
Tommy DeVito
He said, 'No, you're gonna tell me something today, tough guy.' I said, 'All right, I'll tell you something: go fuck your mother.'
Tommy DeVito
You know Spider, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that?
Tommy DeVito
Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.
Vincent La Guardia Gambini
How many times have you said spontaneous is romantic?
Mona Lisa Vito
A burp is spontaneous. A burp is not romantic
Mona Lisa Vito
A burp is spontaneous. A burp is not romantic.
Vincent La Guardia Gambini
Take your time, pick the right words, get back to New York and give me a call
Vincent La Guardia Gambini
Take your time, pick the right words, get back to New York and give me a call.
Tommy DeVito
Funny? Funny how? How am I funny?
Harry
(opens the cash register and steals money from it) Merry Christmas Harry!.
Harry
[opens the cash register and steals money from it] Merry Christmas Harry!
Marv
(opens the price register and steals money from it) Happy Hanukah Marv!.
Marv
[opens the price register and steals money from it] Happy Hanukah Marv!
Harry
Here we are, Marv. New York City. The land of oppurtunity?.
Harry
Here we are, Marv. New York City. The land of opportunity?
Harry
(sniffs) Smell that?.
Harry
[sniffs] Smell that?
Marv
(sniffs) Yeah?.
Marv
[sniffs] Yeah?
Harry
You know what it is?.
Harry
You know what it is?
Marv
Fish?.
Marv
Fish?
Harry
It's freedom?.
Harry
It's freedom?
Marv
No?, it's fish.
Harry
It's freedom, and it's money?.
Harry
It's freedom, and it's money?
Marv
Okay?, okay?, it's freedom?.
Marv
Okay?, okay?, it's freedom?
Harry
Come on, let's get outta here before somebody sees us?. (He leaves).
Harry
Come on, let's get outta here before somebody sees us?. [he leaves]
Marv
And it's fish?. (He leaves).
Marv
And it's fish? [he leaves]
Marv
(talking to Harry) Remember. We make the papers. We're no longer the Wet Bandits, we're the Sticky Bandits.
Marv
[talking to Harry] Remember. We make the papers. We're no longer the Wet Bandits, we're the Sticky Bandits.
Harry
(kicks Marv) Shut up!.
Harry
[kicks Marv] Shut up!.
Marv
That's S....
Marv
That's S...
Harry
(kicks Marv again) Shut up!.
Harry
[kicks Marv again] Shut up!
Marv
T....
Marv
T...
Harry
Oh!. I....
Harry
Oh! I...
Marv
...I...
Marv
(talking to the cops in Central Park) We miss the presents. He made us hide out in the store so we could steal all the kiddies' charity money?.
Marv
[talking to the cops in Central Park] We miss the presents. He made us hide out in the store so we could steal all the kiddies' charity money?.
Harry
(kicks Marv) Shut up, Marv?.
Harry
[kicks Marv] Shut up, Marv?
Marv
(flips out over the bird)
Marv
[flips out over the bird]
Harry
(To Marv) You got the remain silent you know?.
Harry
[to Marv] You got the remain silent you know?
Marv
He's a little cranky. We just broke out the prison in a few days ago?.
Marv
He's a little cranky. We just broke out the prison in a few days ago?
Harry
(kicks Marv again) Shut up, Marv. Geez!.
Harry
[kicks Marv again] Shut up, Marv. Geez!
Cop in Central Park
Get 'em outta here!.
Cop in Central Park
Get 'em outta here!
1st Arresting Cop in Central Park
Okay, let's go!.
1st Arresting Cop in Central Park
Okay, let's go!
Joey LaMotta
Your mother sucks big fucking elephant dicks!
Harry
Kids are afraid of the dark
Harry
Kids are afraid of the dark.
French Ticket Agent
You're afraid of the dark.
Marv
(The two burgulars arrive at the McCallister household at 9:00p.m.) How do you wanna get in?.
Marv
[the two burgulars arrive at the McCallister household at 9:00p.m.] How do you wanna get in?
Harry
Maybe the kid will let us in. You never know?.
Harry
Maybe the kid will let us in. You never know?
Marv
He's a kid. Kids are stupid?.
Marv
He's a kid. Kids are stupid?
Harry
You better say every prayer that you've ever heard, kid.
Marv
I hope your parents got you a Tombstone for christmas.
Marv
(The McCallister household is filled with supposed partygoers, music is blasting) Did they come back?.
Marv
[the McCallister household is filled with supposed partygoers, music is blasting] Did they come back?
Harry
From *Paris*?.
Harry
From *Paris*?
Harry
(barges through the kitchen door after his head has blow-torched) Where are you, you little CREEP!.
Harry
[barges through the kitchen door after his head has blow-torched] Where are you, you little CREEP!
Harry
(talking to Kevin after he got hit by a van in the driveway) Hey!, hey!. You better watch out for that traffic, son. You know.
Harry
[talking to Kevin after he got hit by a van in the driveway] Hey, hey! You better watch out for that traffic, son. You know.
Kevin McCallister
Sorry?.
Kevin McCallister
Sorry?
Harry
Damn!.
Harry
Damn!
Marv
(talking to Kevin) Santy don't visit funeral homes, little buddy?.
Marv
[talking to Kevin] Santy don't visit funeral homes, little buddy?
Harry
Okay?, okay?. Merry Christmas.
Harry
Okay, okay? Merry Christmas.
Harry
(smiles and his tooth glistens. Kevin gasps)
Harry
[smiles and his tooth glistens. Kevin gasps]
Harry
(opening lines at the beginning of the movie) Hey, hey, hey, hey....
Harry
[opening lines at the beginning of the movie] Hey, hey, hey, hey...
Billy Batts
Why don't you go get your shine box?
Tommy DeVito
MOTHER FUCKER!!
Tommy DeVito
[everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker!
Tommy DeVito
I'm the Oklahoma kid!
Harry
(sees Kevin in front of the church) No, we're not going to church?.
Harry
[sees Kevin in front of the church] No, we're not going to church?
Marv
Me either?.
Marv
Me either?
Harry
Let's get out of here?.
Harry
Let's get out of here?
Officer Devereux
Hey!, we've been lookin' for you two guys in a long time.
Officer Devereux
Hey, you know we've been looking for you two guys for a long time. You guys are always leaving the water running whenever you break in, now we know each and every house you guys have hit.
Marv
Yeah!, well, remember the wet bandits. The wet bandits W-E-T.
Marv
Yeah. But remember, we're the wet bandits. The wet bandits. W-E-T.
Harry
Shut up, shut up. Get in the car. Hands off your head, pal.
Harry
[shouting] Shut up.
Nicky Santoro
You shit kicking, stinky horse manure smelling motherfucker you.
Nicky Santoro
You shit- kicking, stinky, horse-manure-smellin' motherfucker you.
Harry
(Talking to Kate as she drags Kevin upstairs) Don't worry about me, I've spoken with your husband. Dorry about your home. It's in good hands.
Harry
[talking to Kate as she drags Kevin upstairs] Don't worry about me. I spoke with your husband already, and don't worry about your home. It's in good hands.
Harry
Marv!
Harry
Why the hell did you take your shoes off?
Marv
Harry!
Marv
Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?
Harry
Why the hell you take your shoes off?
Marv
Why the hell you dressed like a chicken?
Vincent La Guardia Gambini
Well, I guess the laws of physics cease to exist on top of your stove. Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?
Harry
Where is he?
Harry
Where did he go?
Marv
Maybe he commited suicide.
Marv
Maybe he committed suicide.
Kevin McCallister
I'm down here you big horses ass. Come and get me before I call the police.
Kevin McCallister
I'm over here you big horse's ass, come and get me before I call the police.
Tommy DeVito
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill
Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Henry Hill
Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito
No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Tommy DeVito
No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill
Get the fuck outta here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito
Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.
Tommy DeVito
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
James Conway
What's the fuckin' matter with you? What - what is the fuckin' matter with you? What are you, stupid or what? Tommy, Tommy, I'm kidding with you. What the fuck are you doin'? What are you, a fuckin' sick maniac?
Tommy DeVito
How am I meant to know you're kidding? What you mean, you're kidding? You breaking my fuckin' balls?
James Conway
I'm fuckin' kidding with you! You fuckin' shoot the guy?
Henry Hill
He's dead.
Tommy DeVito
Good shot. What do you want from me? Good shot. Fuckin' rat anyway. His family's all rats. He'll grow up to be a rat.
James Conway
You stupid bastard, I can't fuckin' believe you. Now, you're gonna dig the fuckin' thing now. You're gonna dig the hole. You're gonna do it. I got no fuckin' lime. You're gonna do it.
Tommy DeVito
Who the fuck cares? I'll dig the fuckin' hole. I don't give a fuck. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll fuckin' dig a hole. Where are the shovels?
Tommy DeVito
Hey spider that fucking bandage on your foot is bigger than your fucking head.
Tommy DeVito
Hey, Spider, that fuckin' bandage on your foot is bigger than your fuckin' head.
Nicky Santoro
When it looked like they could get twenty-five years to life in prison just for skimming a casino, sick or no fuckin' sick you knew people were going to get clipped.
Nicky Santoro
A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night. Share this quote
Jake LaMotta
What are ya thinkin' about? Ya keep lookin'. Where the fuck you going? You're dead! You're married! You're a married man, it's all over. Leave the young girls for me.
Joey
What are ya thinkin' about? Ya keep lookin'. Where the fuck you going? You're dead! You're married! You're a married man, it's all over. Leave the young girls for me.
Tommy DeVito
You think I'm funny? Like I'm a Clown? I amuse you?
Tommy DeVito
You know Spider, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that?
Tommy DeVito
Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.