Macaulay Culkin

Macaulay Culkin

  • Highest Rated: 72% Jacob's Ladder (1990)
  • Lowest Rated: 3% Getting Even With Dad (1994)
  • Birthday: Aug 26, 1980
  • Birthplace: New York, New York, USA
  • The most successful child performer since Shirley Temple (Mickey Rooney wasn't a star until his teen years), Macaulay Culkin first stepped onto a New York stage at the age of four. Extensively trained for his craft, including a stint with Balanchine's School of the American Ballet, young Culkin became a familiar TV-commercial face and was spotlighted in several film supporting roles, the best of which was as John Candy's inquisitive nephew in Uncle Buck (1989). After an unbilled cameo in Jacob's Ladder (1990) and prior to an appearance in a Michael Jackson video, Culkin was cast as the preteen protagonist of Home Alone, a Three Stooges-like combination of violent slapstick and sappy sentiment that was the highest-grossing film of 1990. Culkin thereby became the highest paid child actor of all time, and one of the few under-13 performers who could be counted on to "open" a picture. Two more blockbusters followed: My Girl (1991) and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992). At the time, the boy's career was under the tight control of his father Christopher "Kit" Culkin, an erstwhile actor who also managed the careers of Culkin's younger, equally photogenic siblings, and stories began to emerge from Hollywood concerning the elder Culkin's on-set behavior. Meanwhile, Macaulay's box-office appeal began waning, partly due to indifferent response to his next few films -- The Good Son (1993), Getting Even With Dad (1994), and Richie Rich (1994) -- but chiefly because he was outgrowing his cuteness and spontaneity. In June 1995, Culkin's mother went to court to remove the boy from Kit's custody, insisting that the father's contentiousness was ruining Macaulay's chances of revitalizing his career. At a few months shy of age 18, Culkin married actress Rachel Miner in 1998, but the couple separated in 2000. The former child star re-emerged in 2002 in documentarians Fenton Bailey and Randy Barbato's feature debut, Party Monster, the true-life story of the rise and fall of a young club promoter. He enjoyed a lengthy relationship throughout the 2000s with Mila Kunis.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

63% Changeland Ian 2019
22% Zoolander 2 as Himself $29.8M 2016
9% Sex and Breakfast James 2007
No Score Yet Jerusalemski sindrom Actor 2004
61% Saved! Roland $8.8M 2004
29% Party Monster Michael Alig $0.3M 2003
24% Richie Rich Richard 'Richie' Rich, Jr. 1994
21% The Pagemaster Richard Tyler 1994
3% Getting Even With Dad Timmy 1994
50% The Nutcracker The Nutcracker 1993
26% The Good Son Henry Evans 1993
32% Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Kevin 1992
53% My Girl Thomas J. Sennett 1991
64% Only the Lonely Billy 1991
No Score Yet Wish Kid - Be Careful What You Wish For Actor 1991
65% Home Alone Kevin McCallister 1990
72% Jacob's Ladder Gabe 1990
61% Uncle Buck Miles 1989
55% See You in the Morning Billy Livingstone 1989
No Score Yet Rocket Gibraltar Cy Blue Black 1988

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest
  • 2018
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest
  • 2018
79% The Jim Gaffigan Show
2015-2016
  • 2015
No Score Yet 20/20
1978
Guest
  • 2006
71% Family Guy
1999
Voice
  • 2006
No Score Yet Will & Grace
1998
Jason `J.T.' Towne
  • 2003
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest
  • 2001
94% Frasier
1993-2004
Voice of Elliott
  • 1994
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Guest Host
  • 1991
No Score Yet The Equalizer
1985-1989
Paul
  • 1988
No Score Yet Kings
2009
No Score Yet Wish Kid
1991
Voice

QUOTES FROM Macaulay Culkin CHARACTERS

Richard Tyler
I hate heights!
Miles Russell
Who are you?
Uncle Buck Russell
I'm your uncle?
Kevin McCallister
(looks down at Harry and Marv as they're about to climb up the stairs) Hey, why don't you guys try and climb up the stairs?
Kevin McCallister
Hey, why don't you guys try and climb up the stairs?
Marv
Right?
Kevin McCallister
(wearing a church robe as he stands in front of the church while the burgulars look at him) When do you guys come back?
Kevin McCallister
When do you guys come back?
Roland
What? It wasn't like it was some sort of secret. The guy was like a one man gay pride parade.
Kevin McCallister
Hey guys! Smile! (Harry frowns and Marv smiles)
Kevin McCallister
Hey guys! Smile!
Kevin McCallister
You give up! Had enough pain!
Marv
NEVAAA!
Harry
Sunny!
Kevin McCallister
Yes!?
Harry
Nothing will thrill me better than too shoot you! Knocking off a youngster aint gonna mean that much too me
Harry
Nothing will thrill me better than too shoot you! Knocking off a youngster aint gonna mean that much too me.
Kevin McCallister
This is it. Dont get scared now.
Hilary Faye
No, Roland... I crashed my van into Jesus! Okay? I have a pimple the size of Jupiter! I am NOT okay! This is not how I wanted to remember my Prom. This is not how I wanted to remember my life.
Roland
Well maybe we can fix it... with some glue, or something
Roland
Well maybe we can fix it... with some glue, or something.
Henry Evans
Don't fuck with me.
Miles Russell
[to his friends after pulling out horrible food Uncle Buck prepared for him] Would you like to talk about a possible lunch trade?
Thomas J. Sennett
Vada?
Vada Sultenfuss
What?
Thomas J. Sennett
Would you think of me?
Vada Sultenfuss
For what?
Thomas J. Sennett
If you don't get to marry Mr. Bixler
Thomas J. Sennett
If you don't get to marry Mr. Bixler.
Vada Sultenfuss
I guess
Vada Sultenfuss
I guess.
Vada Sultenfuss
Why do you think people wanna get married?
Thomas J. Sennett
Well when you get older you just have to
Thomas J. Sennett
Well when you get older you just have to.
Vada Sultenfuss
I'm going to marry Mr. Bixler
Vada Sultenfuss
I'm going to marry Mr. Bixler.
Thomas J. Sennett
You can't marry a teacher, it's against the law
Thomas J. Sennett
You can't marry a teacher, it's against the law.
Vada Sultenfuss
Is Not!
Thomas J. Sennett
Yes it is, cause then he'll give you all A's and it won't be fair
Thomas J. Sennett
Yes it is, cause then he'll give you all A's and it won't be fair.
Michael Alig
"I wont do crack without heroin"
Michael Alig
I wont do crack without heroin.
Kevin McCallister
Looks at Mr. Duncan's note present that he wrote for him as he is about to throw it in the Duncan's Toy Chest window) This it it, no turning back, another christmas in the trenches.
Kevin McCallister
[looks at Mr. Duncan's note present that he wrote for him as he is about to throw it in the Duncan's Toy Chest window] This it it, no turning back, another Christmas in the trenches.
Kevin McCallister
Hey!, I'm not afraid anymore. I said I'm not afraid anymore. Do you hear me. I'm not afraid anymore.
Marley
(approaching Kevin).
Marley
[approaching Kevin]
Kevin McCallister
(screams as he runs back inside and he screams like a maniac).
Kevin McCallister
[screams as he runs back inside and he screams like a maniac]
Desk Clerk Mrs. Stone
Can I help you?.
Desk Clerk Mrs. Stone
Can I help you?
Kevin McCallister
A reservation for the McCallisters?
Desk Clerk Mrs. Stone
A reservation for yourself?.
Desk Clerk Mrs. Stone
A reservation for yourself?
Kevin McCallister
Ma'am, my feet are touching the ground. I'm barely looking at the counter. How can I make a reservation for the hotel room. Think about it. Kid, going to the hotel, making a reservation, I don't think so.
Kevin McCallister
Buzz, I'm going through your private stuff, you better come out and pound me?.
Kevin McCallister
Buzz, I'm going through your private stuff, you better come out and pound me?
Kevin McCallister
(picks up Buzz's fireworks) Wow!, fireworks. I'll save these for later.
Kevin McCallister
[picks up Buzz's fireworks] Wow, fireworks. I'll save these for later.
Kevin McCallister
(his mother drags him out of the kitchen after the fight) Why do I get treated like scum!.
Kevin McCallister
[his mother drags him out of the kitchen after the fight] Why do I get treated like scum!
Uncle Frank
Get outta here you nosy little pervert before I slap you silly!
Kevin McCallister
(Runs away)
Kevin McCallister
[runs away]
Kevin McCallister
Can I sleep in your room?. I don't wanna sleep on a hide-a-bed with Fuller. If he has something to drink, he'll wet the bed.
Kevin McCallister
Can I sleep in your room? I don't wanna sleep on a hide-a-bed with Fuller. If he has something to drink, he'll wet the bed.
Buzz McCallister
I wouldn't let you sleep in my room?. If you were growing on my ass!.
Buzz McCallister
I wouldn't let you sleep in my room? If you were growing on my ass!
Kevin McCallister
(walks in Buzz's bedroom as he approaches Buzz) Buzz...
Kevin McCallister
[walks in Buzz's bedroom as he approaches Buzz] Buzz...
Buzz McCallister
Do you know how to knock plem-wad!.
Buzz McCallister
Do you know how to knock plem-wad!
Kevin McCallister
(about to order the guest room at the Plaza Hotel after he plays the tape that he had recorded the Ding-Dang Dong host at his house in Chicago the night before) I'll do that.
Kevin McCallister
[about to order the guest room at the Plaza Hotel after he plays the tape that he had recorded the Ding-Dang Dong host at his house in Chicago the night before] I'll do that.
Kevin McCallister
I made my family dissapear?.
Kevin McCallister
I made my family dissapear?
Kevin McCallister
(thinks backs to family members that had told him the night before).
Kevin McCallister
[thinks backs to family members that had told him the night before]
Megan McCallister
Kevin, you're heavenly helpless?.
Megan McCallister
Kevin, you're heavenly helpless?
Linnie McCallister
You know, Kevin, you're what the french call les incomplent.
Buzz McCallister
Kevin, I'm going to feed you to my tartulula.
Jeff McCallister
Kevin, you are a *such* a disease.
Kate McCallister
There are fifteen people in the house, you're the only one who has to make trouble.
Uncle Frank
Look what you *did* you little jerk!.
Uncle Frank
Look what you *did* you little jerk!
Kevin McCallister
(gleefully) I made my family dissapear?.
Kevin McCallister
[gleefully] I made my family dissapear?
Peter McCallister
Hey, Kevin, you better put your tie on. We don't wanna be late for the Christmas Pagent.
Kevin McCallister
My tie's in the bathroom, I can't go in there because Uncle Frank's taking a shower. He says if I walked in there and saw him naked. I'd never grow up feeling like a real man. Whatever it means.
Peter McCallister
I'm sure he was kidding, just uh... run in there and get your tie, and get out, don't look at... anything!.
Peter McCallister
I'm sure he was kidding, just uh... run in there and get your tie, and get out, don't look at... anything!
Kevin McCallister
(gets up and walk out of his parents' bedroom to grab his tie in the bathroom while his uncle is taking a shower)
Kevin McCallister
[gets up and walk out of his parents' bedroom to grab his tie in the bathroom while his uncle is taking a shower]
Kate McCallister
(talking on the phone and Kevin jumps up on the bed) No?, we're not bringing the dog, we took him to the kennel.... Hey, hey, hey, get off. Kevin, out of the room?.
Kate McCallister
[talking on the phone and Kevin jumps up on the bed] No?, we're not bringing the dog, we took him to the kennel.... Hey, hey, hey, get off. Kevin, out of the room?.
Kevin McCallister
Hang up the phone and make me, why don't you?.
Kevin McCallister
Hang up the phone and make me, why don't you?
Kevin McCallister
(walking in his parents' bedroom and his mother is talking on the phone) Mom?, Uncle Frank won't let me watch the movie but the big kids can. Why can't I?.
Kevin McCallister
[walking in his parents' bedroom and his mother is talking on the phone] Mom?, Uncle Frank won't let me watch the movie but the big kids can. Why can't I?
Kate McCallister
Kevin, I'm on the phone.
Kevin McCallister
It's not rated R. He's being such a jerk?.
Kevin McCallister
It's not rated R. He's being such a jerk?
Kate McCallister
Kevin, if Uncle Frank says no, it must be really bad.
Kevin McCallister
(talking to the ticket agent) Excuse me, but this is an emergency.
Kevin McCallister
[talking to the ticket agent] Excuse me, but this is an emergency.
Ticket Agent
Yes?, sir.
Kevin McCallister
What city it this out there?.
Ticket Agent
That's New York, sir.
Kevin McCallister
Yikes!. I did it again.
Ticket Agent
Something's wrong, sir.
Kevin McCallister
(whispers to the ticket agent) I'll be fine....
Kevin McCallister
[whispers to the ticket agent] I'll be fine...
Kevin McCallister
(picks up Buzz's Playboy magazine and then tosses it to the floor) No clothes on anybody. Snickering.
Kevin McCallister
[picks up Buzz's Playboy magazine and then tosses it to the floor] No clothes on anybody. Snickering.
Kevin McCallister
(stands on the stairwell) Everyone in this family hates me!.
Kevin McCallister
[stands on the stairwell] Everyone in this family hates me!.
Kate McCallister
Then you should ask Santa for the new family.
Kevin McCallister
I don't want another family, I don't want any family. Familes suck!.
Kate McCallister
Just stay up there. I don't wanna see you again for the rest of the night.
Kevin McCallister
I don't wanna see you again for the rest of my whole life. I don't wanna see anybody else either.
Kate McCallister
I hope you don't mean it. You feel pretty sad that wake up tomorrow morning and you don't have a family.
Kevin McCallister
No?, I wouldn't?.
Kate McCallister
Then say that again. Maybe it will happen.
Kevin McCallister
I hope I'll never see any of you jerks again.
Kevin McCallister
(talking to the concierge as he points to Harry and Marv after he crosses the street and being chased by them) You gotta help me, these two guys after me?.
Kevin McCallister
[talking to the concierge as he points to Harry and Marv after he crosses the street and being chased by them] You gotta help me, these two guys after me?
Concierge Mr. Hector
What's the matter... store wouldn't take your...
Concierge Mr. Hector
(takes the credit card out of Kevin's hand) Stolen credit card... Let's see what the police has to say about this.
Concierge Mr. Hector
[takes the credit card out of Kevin's hand] Stolen credit card... Let's see what the police has to say about this.
Kevin McCallister
(prays for his macaroni & cheese) Bless this highly nutrious macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold on sale. Amen.
Kevin McCallister
[prays for his macaroni & cheese] Bless this highly nutrious macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold on sale. Amen.
Kevin McCallister
(walks out of the gate from the plane at the LGA airport) Mom.... Dad.... Uncle.... Buzz....
Kevin McCallister
[walks out of the gate from the plane at the LGA airport] Mom.... Dad.... Uncle.... Buzz....
Flight Attendant
(walks out of the gate from the plane) We are last off the plane.
Flight Attendant
[walks out of the gate from the plane] We are last off the plane.
Kevin McCallister
(sees the agent close the gate door and looks around) Where are all those guys?.
Kevin McCallister
[sees the agent close the gate door and looks around] Where are all those guys?
Harry
(talking to Kevin after he got hit by a van in the driveway) Hey!, hey!. You better watch out for that traffic, son. You know.
Harry
[talking to Kevin after he got hit by a van in the driveway] Hey, hey! You better watch out for that traffic, son. You know.
Kevin McCallister
Sorry?.
Kevin McCallister
Sorry?
Harry
Damn!.
Harry
Damn!
Marv
(talking to Kevin) Santy don't visit funeral homes, little buddy?.
Marv
[talking to Kevin] Santy don't visit funeral homes, little buddy?
Harry
Okay?, okay?. Merry Christmas.
Harry
Okay, okay? Merry Christmas.
Harry
(smiles and his tooth glistens. Kevin gasps)
Harry
[smiles and his tooth glistens. Kevin gasps]
Kevin McCallister
(knocks on the door and opens the mail slot) Hello!. Unce Rob, Aunt Georgette, anybody's home?.
Kevin McCallister
[knocks on the door and opens the mail slot] Hello!. Unce Rob, Aunt Georgette, anybody's home?
Kevin McCallister
(sticks his mouth in the mail slot) Hello!... Anybody's home. It's me... your favorite nephew Kevin. Uncle Rob... Aunt Georgette.
Kevin McCallister
[sticks his mouth in the mail slot] Hello! Anybody's home. It's me... your favorite nephew Kevin. Uncle Rob... Aunt Georgette.
Kevin McCallister
(closes the mail slot and walks away)
Kevin McCallister
[closes the mail slot and walks away]
Check Out Girl
Where's your mom?.
Check Out Girl
Where's your mom?
Kevin McCallister
My mom's in the car?.
Kevin McCallister
My mom's in the car?
Check Out Girl
Where's your father?
Kevin McCallister
He's at work?.
Kevin McCallister
He's at work?
Check Out Girl
What about your brothers and sisters?.
Check Out Girl
What about your brothers and sisters?
Kevin McCallister
I'm an only child?.
Kevin McCallister
I'm an only child?
Check Out Girl
Where do you live?.
Check Out Girl
Where do you live?
Kevin McCallister
I can't tell you that?.
Kevin McCallister
I can't tell you that?
Check Out Girl
Why not?
Kevin McCallister
Because you're a stranger?.
Kevin McCallister
Because you're a stranger?
Kevin McCallister
runs out of the house and sees two cars that are parked in the garage) The cars are here, they didn't go to the airport.
Kevin McCallister
Runs out of the house and sees two cars that are parked in the garage) The cars are here, they didn't go to the airport.
Bellman
(last lines) Mr. McCallister's room service bill, sir.
Bellman
Mr. McCallister's room service bill, sir.
Bellman
(last lines) (gives Buzz Kevin's room service bill) Merry Christmas.
Bellman
[gives Buzz Kevin's room service bill] Merry Christmas.
Buzz
(last lines) (takes his gum out of his mouth and put it in the bellman's hand) Oh!. here.
Buzz
[takes his gum out of his mouth and put it in the bellman's hand] Oh!. here.
Bellman
(last lines) Nice family. Really.
Bellman
Nice family. Really.
Buzz
(last lines) (looking at Kevin's room service bill that is $9.67) Merry Christmas, indeed. Oh, Dad....
Buzz
[looking at Kevin's room service bill that is $9.67] Merry Christmas, indeed. Oh, Dad...
Peter McCallister
(last lines) (shouts) KEVIN, YOU SPENT $9.67 ON ROOM SERVICE
Peter McCallister
[shouts] KEVIN, YOU SPENT $9.67 ON ROOM SERVICE
Kevin McCallister
(last lines) (gasps as he runs to his father)
Kevin McCallister
[gasps as he runs to his father]
Kevin McCallister
(stops and puts his batteries in his Talkboy while he's trying to catch up with his family at the O'Hare airport.) Come on, come on....
Kevin McCallister
[stops and puts his batteries in his Talkboy while he's trying to catch up with his family at the O'Hare airport] Come on, come on...
Kevin McCallister
Dad, wait up?.
Kevin McCallister
Dad, wait up?
Kevin McCallister
(running through the crowd) Dad, wait up. Wait up. Wait....
Kevin McCallister
[running through the crowd] Dad, wait up. Wait up. Wait...
Waiter
(scoops some ice cream in Kevin's bowl) Two scoops, sir.
Waiter
[scoops some ice cream in Kevin's bowl] Two scoops, sir.
Kevin McCallister
Two. Make it free, I'm not driving.
Kevin McCallister
Two. Make it three, I'm not driving.
Kevin McCallister
The third floor.
Kate McCallister
Go.
Kevin McCallister
It's scary up there.
Kate McCallister
Don't be silly. Fuller will be up in a little while.
Kevin McCallister
I don't wanna sleep with Fuller. You know about him, he wets the bed, he'll pee all over me, I know it.
Kate McCallister
(looks disgusted) Fine. We'll put him somewhere else.
Kate McCallister
[looks disgusted] Fine. We'll put him somewhere else.
Limo Driver
(sees Duncan's Toy Chest) Here we are, sir. Duncan's Toy Chest.
Limo Driver
[sees Duncan's Toy Chest] Here we are, sir. Duncan's Toy Chest.
Kevin McCallister
(sees Duncan's Toy Chest) Merry Christmas Kevin!.
Kevin McCallister
[sees Duncan's Toy Chest] Merry Christmas Kevin!.
Kevin McCallister
[sees Duncan's Toy Chest] Merry Christmas Kevin!
Kevin McCallister
(his mother gives the clown to him) Why do we have to go to Florida. There's no christmas trees in Florida.
Kevin McCallister
[his mother gives the clown to him] Why do we have to go to Florida. There's no christmas trees in Florida.
Kate McCallister
Kevin, what is it with you and the christmas trees?.
Kate McCallister
Kevin, what is it with you and the christmas trees?
Kevin McCallister
How can we have christmas, without a christmas tree, Mom.
Kate McCallister
Well, find a nice fake silver one, or decorate a palm tree.
Kate McCallister
Oh!, did you see grandma Penelope send you for the trip.
Kate McCallister
Oh, did you see grandma Penelope send you for the trip.
Kevin McCallister
Um!, let me guess, Donald Duck slippers.
Kevin McCallister
Um, let me guess, Donald Duck slippers.
Kate McCallister
(presents the clown) An intimate clown to play with in the pool.
Kate McCallister
[presents the clown] An intimate clown to play with in the pool.
Kevin McCallister
How exciting!.
Kevin McCallister
How exciting!
Kate McCallister
(talking to Kevin after he fights with Buzz over the pizza) Look, stop, stop. What is the matter with you?.
Kate McCallister
[talking to Kevin after he fights with Buzz over the pizza] Look, stop, stop. What is the matter with you?
Kevin McCallister
(points to Buzz) He started it. He ate my pizza on purpobe. He knows I hate sausages and onions and olives and....
Kevin McCallister
[points to Buzz] He started it. He ate my pizza on purpobe. He knows I hate sausages and onions and olives and...
Uncle Frank
(wipes the drink from his pants) Look what you did you little jerk!.
Uncle Frank
[wipes the drink from his pants] Look what you did you little jerk!
Kate McCallister
(walks in the bedroom to see Kevin) Honey, are you packed yet?.
Kate McCallister
[walks in the bedroom to see Kevin] Honey, are you packed yet?
Kevin McCallister
(plays Talkboy) Yes?. (plays back) Yes?.
Kevin McCallister
[plays Talkboy] Yes?. [plays back] Yes?
Kate McCallister
Anything I put out for you?.
Kate McCallister
Anything I put out for you?
Kevin McCallister
[plays Talkboy] Yes? [plays back] Yes?
Kate McCallister
(drags Kevin as she sends him to the third floor) There are fifteen people in this house you're the only one who has to make trouble
Kate McCallister
[drags Kevin as she sends him to the third floor] There are fifteen people in this house you're the only one who has to make trouble.
Kevin McCallister
I'm the only one getting dumped on.
Kate McCallister
You're the only one acting up. Now get upstairs.
Kevin McCallister
I am upstairs dummy.
Kevin McCallister
(looking at the Little Nero's pizza box after the pizza boy runs away and gets back in his car and drives away) A lovely cheese pizza just for me.
Kevin McCallister
[looking at the Little Nero's pizza box after the pizza boy runs away and gets back in his car and drives away] A lovely cheese pizza just for me.
Check Out Girl
Are you here all by yourself?
Kevin McCallister
Ma'am, I'm eight years old, do you think I'd be here *alone*. I don't think so?.
Gangster
You were here last night too!, weren't ya.
Gangster
I was singing.... at the Blue Monkey last night.
Gangster
I was singing... at the Blue Monkey last night.
Kevin McCallister
She was not, she was smooching with your brother.
Gangster
You were here.... and you were smoochin' with my brother.
Gangster
You were here... and you were smoochin' with my brother.
Kevin McCallister
See.
Kevin McCallister
(sees the burgulars' van after he shoplifted from the store) I thought the Murphys went to Florida.
Kevin McCallister
[sees the burgulars' van after he shoplifted from the store] I thought the Murphys went to Florida.
Kate McCallister
Kevin, get upstairs right now?.
Kate McCallister
Kevin, get upstairs right now?
Kevin McCallister
Why?.
Kevin McCallister
Why?
Rod
Kevin, you're such a disease?.
Rod
Kevin, you're such a disease?
Kevin McCallister
Shut up!.
Kevin McCallister
Shut up!
Peter McCallister
Kevin, upstairs.
Kate McCallister
Say goodnight Kevin.
Kevin McCallister
'Goodnight, Kevin'.
Kevin McCallister
This is it. Dont get scared now.
Kevin McCallister
[preparing to meet bandits and loading the rifle] This is it! Don't get scared now!
Harry
Where is he?
Harry
Where did he go?
Marv
Maybe he commited suicide.
Marv
Maybe he committed suicide.
Kevin McCallister
I'm down here you big horses ass. Come and get me before I call the police.
Kevin McCallister
I'm over here you big horse's ass, come and get me before I call the police.
Michael Alig
[singing] Greetings, citizens. We are living in the age where the pursuit of all values other than money, success, fame and glamour, has either been discredited or destroyed. Money, success, fame, glamour.
Michael Alig
[singing] Greetings, citizens. We are living in the age where the pursuit of all values other than money, success, fame and glamour, has either been discredited or destroyed. Money, success, fame, glamour.
Michael Alig
That's not a crack hole! That's a rat hole! Rats on crack attack!
Michael Alig
Oh please, party in the truck!
Kevin McCallister
Hello (fires shotgun)
Kevin McCallister
Hello. [machine gun fire]
Kevin McCallister
Kevin: I'm 10-years-old. Television is my life!
Kevin McCallister
Kevin: My family's in Florida, and I'm in New York.