Melissa McCarthy

Melissa McCarthy

  • Highest Rated: 98% Can You Ever Forgive Me? (2018)
  • Lowest Rated: 14% Cook Off! (2017)
  • Birthday: Aug 26, 1970
  • Birthplace: Not Available
  • First gaining notoriety as Sookie on the hit sitcom Gilmore Girls, actress Melissa McCarthy began her onscreen career with a bit part on her cousin's The Jenny McCarthy Show. Minor film and TV roles followed before she landed the aforementioned part of Sookie St. James, a role she would play throughout Gilmore Girls seven-season run on The WB/CW. In 2007, McCarthy was cast in a supporting role alongside Christina Applegate on the ABC comedy Sam I Am.She found genuine success with the sitcom Molly and Me, playing one-half of a weight-challenged couple opposite Billy Gardel and earning an Emmy nod for Best Actress in a Comedy Series. However, it was her supporting turn in the R-rated comedy Bridesmaids that brought her a taste of mass adulation as well as an Oscar nomination for Best Supporting Actress.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

22% The Kitchen Kathy Brennan 2019
98% Can You Ever Forgive Me? Lee Israel 2018
No Score Yet Poderia Me Perdoar? Lee Israel 2018
88% Love, Gilda Actor 2018
24% The Happytime Murders Producer Connie Edwards 2018
38% Life of the Party Producer Deanna Screenwriter 2018
14% Cook Off! Amber Strang 2017
74% Ghostbusters Abby Yates $128.4M 2016
21% The Boss Producer Screenwriter Michelle Darnell $54.5M 2016
95% Spy Susan Cooper $90M 2015
No Score Yet Sesame Street: The Best of Elmo 3 Actor 2015
77% St. Vincent Maggie $33.5M 2014
24% Tammy Producer Screenwriter Tammy $51.1M 2014
64% The Heat Mullins $158.4M 2013
20% The Hangover Part III Cassie $112.3M 2013
19% Identity Thief Diana $134.5M 2013
52% This Is 40 Catherine $65.3M 2012
90% Bridesmaids Megan $166.6M 2011
29% Life as We Know It Deedee $53.4M 2010
18% The Back-up Plan Carol $37.5M 2010
No Score Yet Pretty Ugly People Becky 2008
65% The Nines Margaret/Melissa/Mary 2007
19% The Life of David Gale Nico $19.6M 2003
68% White Oleander Paramedic $16.3M 2002
36% Pumpkin Cici $0.2M 2002
33% The Third Wheel Marilyn 2002
68% Charlie's Angels Doris $124.5M 2000
49% The Kid Sky King Waitress $68.5M 2000
29% Drowning Mona Shirley 2000
91% Go Sandra 1999

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

No Score Yet Finding Your Roots With Henry Louis Gates Jr.
2012
Appearing
  • 2019
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015
Guest
  • 2019
  • 2018
  • 2016
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest
  • 2019
  • 2016
  • 2015
  • 2014
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Host Guest
  • 2019
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2016
  • 2015
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2012
No Score Yet The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
2015
Guest
  • 2018
73% Nobodies
2017-2018
Executive Producer Herself
  • 2018
  • 2017
No Score Yet The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2016
No Score Yet The Graham Norton Show
2007
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2016
  • 2015
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Appearing Guest
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2016
  • 2015
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2011
41% Chelsea
2016-2017
Guest
  • 2017
  • 2016
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Host
  • 2017
  • 2016
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2011
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest
  • 2016
  • 2013
  • 2011
No Score Yet Mike & Molly
2010-2016
Molly Flynn Molly Director
  • 2016
  • 2015
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2011
  • 2010
82% Gilmore Girls
2000-2016
Sookie St. James Sookie St. James Melville
  • 2016
  • 2007
  • 2006
  • 2005
  • 2004
  • 2003
  • 2002
  • 2001
  • 2000
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest
  • 2015
No Score Yet CBS This Morning
2012
Guest
  • 2015
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2012
No Score Yet Sunday Morning
2011-2018
Guest
  • 2014
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest
  • 2014
  • 2013
No Score Yet Chelsea Lately
2007-2014
Guest
  • 2014
  • 2011
No Score Yet Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
Guest
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2011
No Score Yet The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
1999-2015
Guest
  • 2013
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest
  • 2013
  • 2011
No Score Yet The Conversation With Amanda de Cadenet
2012
Guest
  • 2012
52% Private Practice
2007-2013
Lynn McDonald
  • 2010
77% Samantha Who?
2007-2009
Dena
  • 2009
  • 2008
  • 2007
No Score Yet Kim Possible
2002-2007
Voice
  • 2005
92% Curb Your Enthusiasm
2000-2017
Saleswoman
  • 2004

QUOTES FROM Melissa McCarthy CHARACTERS

Michelle Darnell
We are going to start a brownie empire.
Michelle Darnell
Huh. Look at that, a bed in a sofa.
Michelle Darnell
You have a child. Was that through intercourse? I picture you with an a-sexual vibe.
Michelle Darnell
My name is Michelle Darnell and I'm the wealthiest woman in America.
Susan Cooper
God you're funny huh? No it's just me and it would be in your best interest to keep Fine alive.
De Luca
I'm sorry. I'm not following your logic
Susan Cooper
Want me to sum it up for you? You're about to make a deal with Solsa Dudaev, a man I've been collecting intelligence on for years. I'm sure that your men were too busy manscaping and failed to tell you that almost half the men he deals with end up dead. And I sure as shit know as to when to cover up a Russian flag tattoo, since Dudaev's brother was killed by the Russian military. God, do you own a computer, heard of fucking Google. Your little girlfriend at the club last night? She was just using you to get to Rayna and if it wasn't for me, you'd be sitting here holding your dick in your hand and you wouldn't have been able to find that bomb.
Colin/Frederick
Blow that thing all you want lady.
Susan Cooper
Yeah? Well why don't you blow me Colin!!
Susan Cooper
Yeah? Well why don't you blow me Colin!
Colin/Frederick
...It's Frederick!!
Colin/Frederick
It's Frederick!
Mullins
Yeah tell them I'll be there at around go fuck yourself o'clock. There's no traffic. Thank you.
Nancy
She probably cries herself to sleep.
Susan Cooper
I...I don't think she does.
Nancy
But not cute little tears more like a silent bit..... Kinda like an upside-down kidney bean. Boo hoo hoo this is what I look like when I sleep boohuh...
Susan Cooper
I'm the one that's gonna cut your dick of and glue it to your forehead so you'd look like a limp-dick unicorn. You she be named Sir Bag-o-Dicks. Not Anton
Susan Cooper
I'm the one that's gonna cut your dick of and glue it to your forehead so you'd look like a limp-dick unicorn. You she be named Sir Bag-o-Dicks. Not Anton.
Susan Cooper
I'm in this dress for twelve fuckin' hours, now give me your coat!
Susan Cooper
Yeah, but I don't see a man, do I? I see a reject from The Sound of Music.
Susan Cooper
I'm the person who's going to cut your dick off and glue it to your forehead so you look like a limp-dick unicorn. That's who the fuck I am.
Bradley Fine
Who's the finest of them all?
Susan Cooper
You are! Oh Bradley you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind, hey Bradley!
Rick Ford
We have to stop the sale of a nuclear bomb. They send in someone who looks like Santa Claus' fucking wife!
Susan Cooper
Uh, did you forget? I am undercover because you are not supposed to be here!
Rick Ford
Well I make a habit out of doing things that people say I can't do: Walk through fire, waterski blindfolded, take up piano at a late age.
Raina Boyanov
My father used to bring people like you here.
Susan Cooper
Did he also make you dress like a slutty dolphin trainer?
Susan Cooper
Where'd you get a suit?
Rick Ford
I fucking made it, didn't I?
Susan Cooper
I'm so glad your hair broke your fall.
Susan Cooper
Susan give up your dreams. My mother used to put that in my lunch box.
Susan Cooper
I look like someone's homophobic aunt!
Mullins
I'll get comfy once my foots up your ass!
Tammy
give me all the money and a pie
Tammy
There was a bee.
Tammy
Look out, I'm comin' in hot!
Sandy Patterson
You got hit by a car. Are you even human?
Diana
The trick is to just relax your legs. Read it on Wiki-how.
Sandy Patterson
You got hit by a car. Are you even human?
Diana
The trick is to just relax your legs. Read it on Wiki-how.
Diana
What are you, Kenyan?
Megan
because you are the problem, Annie. And you are the solution.
Megan
Because you are the problem, Annie. And you are the solution.
Catherine
I want to jack-knife my legs and kick you in the head with my foot bone.
Megan
This is some classy sh-... [burp]
Megan
I want to apologize. I'm not even confident on which end that came out of.
Megan
Yeah it was shit, broke a lotta' shit!
Megan
Hit a lot of railings. Broke a lotta shit.
Rita
No, Megan, no, no!
Megan
Look away!
Rita
Megan, no.
Megan
Look away! It's comin' outta me like lava! This sink's a goner.
Megan
He's my brother but he's a FUCKING ASSHOLE
Megan
He's my brother, I love him, but he's a fucking asshole.
Megan
Yeah, I just fell off a cruise ship
Annie
Oh shit!
Megan
Yeah 'oh shit'. Yeah 'oh shit'! Took a hard, violent fall, kinda pin-balled down there. Hit a lot of railings, broke a lot of shit! I'm not saying I survived, but I thrived. I met a dolphin down there, and I swear to God that dolphin looked, not at me, but into my soul. Into my God damn soul Annie! And it said, 'I'm saving you Megan'. Not with its mouth, but...I'm assuming telepathically? We had a connection, that I don't even know..Oh jeez...bla bla! Hey, shut my mouth! You must be Annie's fella? I'm Megan!
Annie
I'm not with him.
Megan
Oh, all right. I'm glad he's single, cause I'm gonna climb that like a tree!
Megan
Female fight club. We grease up, we pull in. Lillian doesn't know so it's 'Surprise, we're going to fight!' We beat the shit out of her.
Megan
[Laughs] I put a loaded gun in Dougie's carry-on, the TSA is going to just rip his ass apart.
Air Marshall Jon
Everyone calm down i'm an Air marshall!
Megan
I new it, I got your back Jon!
Megan
Hey not Air marshall John, wanna go back in that Restroom and not rest.
Megan
Nope, physically I don't bloat. It's a gift
Megan
Nope, physically I don't bloat. It's a gift.
Megan
"You feel that steam heat? That's from my undercarriage."
Megan
You feel that steam heat? That's from my undercarriage.
Megan
(Confession at bridal shower) "I already have two (puppies) in the back of my van."
Megan
[confession at bridal shower] I already have two [puppies] in the back of my van.
Megan
"I need the toilet, I need the toilet (sits in sink)! Look away, LOOK AWAY! It's coming out of me like HOT LAVA!"
Megan
I need the toilet, I need the toilet. [sits in sink] Look away, LOOK AWAY! It's coming out of me like HOT LAVA!
Megan
I'm glad he's single, 'cause I'm gonna climb that like a tree!
Megan
I'm glad he's single because I'm going to climb that like a tree.
Megan
See this iPod nano? You won't see it again....until I want you to.
Megan
See this iPod nano? You won't see it again... until I want you to.
Megan
That can go up higher...
Megan
Female fight club. We grease up, we pull in. Lillian doesn't know so it's 'Surprise, we're going to fight!' we beat the shit out of her.
Megan
I don't associate with people who blame the world for their problems. You are your problem. You are also your solution.
Megan
Bear Sandwich!!
Megan
I'm glad he's single because I'm going to climb that like a tree
Megan
I'm glad he's single because I'm going to climb that like a tree.
Megan
"I'll take the first watch."
Megan
I'll take the first watch.
Megan
The TSA are gonna rip his ass apart..
Megan
The TSA is gonna rip his ass apart.
Megan
"look away!"
Megan
Look away!
Megan
I would like to apologize, but I'm not sure which end that came out of
Megan
I would like to apologize. I'm not confident which end that came out of.
Megan
You know anyone who wants to marry my brother is a profound idiot
Megan
"It's coming out like hot lava"
Megan
It's coming out like hot lava.
Megan
"I'm glad he's single, 'cause I'm gonna climb that like a tree. "
Megan
"Look away!!!!!!"
Megan
look how my flaps open!
Megan
Look how my flaps open!
Megan
You're your problem, Annie. And your solution.
Megan
You're your problem, and you're also your solution.