Woody Harrelson

Woody Harrelson

  • Highest Rated: 96% Nanking (2007)
  • Lowest Rated: 0% Surfer, Dude (2008)
  • Birthday: Jul 23, 1961
  • Birthplace: Midland, Texas, USA
  • Was once lead singer for the band Manly Moondog and the Three Kool Hats. When he was seven, his father, a member of a criminal gang, was sentenced to life imprisonment for the murder of Federal Judge, John H. Wood, Jr. Was raised mainly by his mother until he left home. In 1996, at the Golden Gate Bridge, demonstrated against the logging of redwoods; was arrested and sentenced to 25 hours of community service. Until 2009, ran VoiceYourself, a group that promotes organic living. That same year, while promoting his Iraq War film The Messenger, on The Colbert Report, he allowed host Stephen Colbert to shave his head on camera while they sang "The Star-Spangled Banner." Harrelson received an Oscar nomination for his performance in the film. Scored the winning goal, on a penalty kick, for the 2010 UNICEF Soccer Aid event. Co-wrote and directed the play Bullet for Adolf, which was presented in Toronto in 2011. The story---which revolves around eight people in Houston in 1983---was inspired by Harrelson's experience with co-writer Frankie Hyman, with whom he worked on construction in that city during his scuffling days. Refers to his three daughters as the 'Goddess trilogy'. Is an ethical vegan and raw food supporter, a committed environmental activist and campaigns for the legalisation of marijuana.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

No Score Yet Now You See Me 3 Merritt McKinney 2020
42% Midway Chester W. Nimitz 2019
69% Zombieland: Double Tap Tallahassee 2019
92% Jim Allison: Breakthrough Narrator 2019
61% Breakthrough Narrator 2019
57% The Highwaymen Maney Gault 2019
No Score Yet Estrada Sem Lei Actor 2019
No Score Yet Jim Allison: Breakthrough Actor 2019
93% Live in Front of a Studio Audience: Norman Lear's 'All in the Family' and 'The Jeffersons' Archie Bunker 2019
29% Venom Actor 2018
29% Shock and Awe Jonathan Landay 2018
70% Solo: A Star Wars Story Beckett 2018
90% Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri Sheriff Bill Willoughby $52.1M 2017
57% LBJ Lyndon Baines Johnson $2.4M 2017
52% The Glass Castle Rex Walls $17.3M 2017
94% War for the Planet of the Apes Colonel $146.9M 2017
No Score Yet Planeta dos macacos - A guerra Actor 2017
48% Wilson Wilson $0.7M 2017
75% Lost In London Live Screenwriter Director Actor 2017
94% The Edge of Seventeen Mr. Bruner $14.3M 2016
26% The Duel Abraham Brant 2016
34% Now You See Me 2 Merritt McKinney $65.1M 2016
53% Triple 9 Sergeant Detective Jeffrey Allen 2016
No Score Yet The Hunger Games: Complete 4-Film Collection Haymitch Abernathy 2016
70% The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2 Haymitch Abernathy $254.7M 2015
69% The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 Haymitch Abernathy $295.5M 2014
53% Out of the Furnace Harlan DeGroat $8.4M 2013
89% The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Haymitch Abernathy $336.7M 2013
18% Free Birds Jake $46.7M 2013
50% Now You See Me Merritt McKinney $117.7M 2013
82% Seven Psychopaths Charlie $15.1M 2012
84% The Hunger Games Haymitch Abernathy $408M 2012
75% Rampart David Douglas Brown $1M 2012
68% Game Change Steve Schmidt 2012
17% Bunraku Bartender 2011
68% Friends With Benefits Tommy $55.9M 2011
No Score Yet The (R)evolution of Immortal Technique Actor 2011
No Score Yet Pinkville Col. Henderson 2011
No Score Yet Ethos Host 2011
89% The Messenger Captain Tony Stone $1.1M 2009
39% 2012 Charlie Frost $166.2M 2009
90% Zombieland Tallahassee $75.6M 2009
74% Defendor Arthur Poppington/Defendor 2009
47% Management Jango $0.9M 2009
No Score Yet Simply Raw: Reversing Diabetes in 30 Days. Actor 2009
26% Seven Pounds Ezra Turner $70M 2008
72% Fuel Actor 2008
56% Battle in Seattle Dale 2008
0% Surfer, Dude Jack Mayweather 2008
93% Transsiberian Roy $2.1M 2008
22% Semi-Pro Monix $33.4M 2008
17% Sleepwalking Randall 2008
40% The Grand One Eyed Jack Faro 2008
No Score Yet The Hempire Strikes Back Actor 2008
96% Nanking Bob Wilson $46K 2007
52% The Walker Carter Page III $43.7K 2007
93% No Country for Old Men Carson Wells $74.3M 2007
67% A Scanner Darkly Ernie Luckman $5.3M 2006
65% The Outsider Actor 2006
82% A Prairie Home Companion Dusty 2006
10% Free Jimmy (Slipp Jimmy fri) Roy Arnie (English language version) 2006
30% The Big White Raymond Barnell 2005
69% North Country Bill White $18.4M 2005
58% The Prize Winner of Defiance, Ohio Kelly Ryan $0.5M 2005
18% After the Sunset Stan Lloyd $28.4M 2004
19% She Hate Me Leland Powell $81.9K 2004
59% Go Further Actor 2004
90% This So-Called Disaster Actor 2004
17% Esto es un Robo Jason 'Woods' Valley 2003
42% Anger Management Galaxia $133.8M 2003
No Score Yet Hempsters: Plant the Seed Actor 2003
75% Grass Narrator 2000
11% Play It to the Bone Vince Boudreau 1999
52% Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Himself 1999
64% EDtv Ray 1999
54% The Hi-Lo Country Big Boy Matson 1998
80% The Thin Red Line Sgt. Keck 1998
85% Wag the Dog Sgt. William Schumann 1997
80% Welcome to Sarajevo Flynn 1997
39% Palmetto Harry Barber 1997
87% The People Vs. Larry Flynt Larry Flynt 1996
50% Kingpin Roy Munson 1996
17% The Sunchaser Dr. Michael Reynolds 1996
22% Money Train Charlie 1995
47% Natural Born Killers Mickey 1994
15% The Cowboy Way Pepper 1994
61% I'll Do Anything Ground Zero Hero 1994
34% Indecent Proposal David Murphy 1993
No Score Yet Cheers: Last Call! Actor 1993
76% White Men Can't Jump Billy Hoyle 1992
No Score Yet Ted & Venus Homeless Viet Nam Veteran 1991
67% Doc Hollywood Hank 1991
94% L.A. Story Station Manager 1991
No Score Yet Mother Goose Rock 'n' Rhyme Lou the Lamb 1990
84% Casualties of War Actor 1989
No Score Yet Cool Blue Dustin 1988
40% She's Having a Baby Actor 1988
No Score Yet Bay Coven Slater 1987
22% Wildcats Krushinski 1986
No Score Yet Harper Valley P.T.A. Actor 1978

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest
  • 2019
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015
Guest
  • 2019
  • 2017
  • 2015
78% True Detective
2014
Martin Hart Producer
  • 2019
  • 2014
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Host Guest
  • 2019
  • 2014
  • 1992
  • 1989
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2013
  • 2012
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2004
No Score Yet Charlie Rose
2013-2017
Guest
  • 2017
No Score Yet Real Time With Bill Maher
2003
Guest
  • 2017
No Score Yet The Graham Norton Show
2007
Guest
  • 2017
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest
  • 2017
No Score Yet Today
2017
Guest
  • 2017
No Score Yet The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
Guest
  • 2017
  • 2016
No Score Yet The View
1997
Guest
  • 2017
  • 2013
  • 2012
No Score Yet Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
Guest
  • 2013
  • 2012
No Score Yet Sunday Morning
2011-2018
Appearing
  • 2012
No Score Yet Colbert Report
2005-2014
Guest
  • 2012
  • 2009
No Score Yet The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
1999-2015
Guest
  • 2004
No Score Yet Will & Grace
1998
Nathan
  • 2001
  • 2000
94% Frasier
1993-2004
Guest Woody
  • 1999
66% Spin City
1996-2002
  • 1996
85% The Simpsons
1989
Voice
  • 1994
No Score Yet Cheers
1982-1993
Woody Boyd
  • 1993
  • 1992
  • 1991
  • 1990
  • 1989
  • 1988
  • 1987
  • 1986
  • 1985

QUOTES FROM Woody Harrelson CHARACTERS

Mickey
That's poetry.
Sergeant Detective Jeffrey Allen
It's La Kosher Nostra.
Raymond Barnell
Look at me, you little... Puddles!
Merritt McKinney
If by "has-been" you're referring to me, I just wanna say I'm flattered, because I always considered myself a never-was.
Merritt McKinney
Isn't there a proud tradition in the FBI of men wearing dresses? No shame, Agent Fuller. No shame.
Haymitch Abernathy
I like you better without all that make up...
Effie Trinket
Well, I like you better when you're sober.
Tallahassee
I've never been good with farewells so... That'll do, pig.
Katniss Everdeen
Any last advice?
Haymitch Abernathy
Stay alive.
Steve Schmidt
No news story lasts more than 48 hours anymore. News is no longer remembered--it's just meant to be entertainment.
Steve Schmidt
This guy's raising money like he's his own ATM machine.
Haymitch Abernathy
Stay alive.
Tallahassee
I hate coconut! Not the taste, the consistency.
Katniss Everdeen
Any last advice?
Haymitch Abernathy
Stay alive
Haymitch Abernathy
Stay alive.
Russell Baze
We got a problem here?
Rodney Baze, Jr.
You got a problem with me?
Harlan DeGroat
I've got a problem with everybody.
Hovercraft Peacekeeper
She was interfering with a peacekeeper!
Haymitch Abernathy
I never said she was smart.
Haymitch Abernathy
Thank you for the show.
Johanna Mason
Maybe we could do it again sometime!
Haymitch Abernathy
Ok
Haymitch Abernathy
Ok.
Katniss Everdeen
You told me to wake you up.
Haymitch Abernathy
Well, you could've woken me up without giving me pneumonia.
Haymitch Abernathy
So it's you and a syringe against the Capitol? This is why no one lets you make the plans.
Haymitch Abernathy
Katniss, don't forget to remember who the true enemy is
Haymitch Abernathy
Katniss, don't forget to remember who the true enemy is.
Haymitch Abernathy
Katniss, when you´re in the arena, remember who the real enemy is.
Haymitch Abernathy
Katniss, when you're in the arena, remember who the real enemy is.
Haymitch Abernathy
I want you guys to forget everything you think you know about the games. Last year was child's play. This year, you're dealing with all experienced killers.
Haymitch Abernathy
I never said she was smart
Haymitch Abernathy
I never said she was smart.
Haymitch Abernathy
What did you come her for then?
Katniss Everdeen
I came here for a drink.
Merritt McKinney
When i first me you, i thought you were kind of a...dick.
Merritt McKinney
When I first me you, I thought you were kind of a dick.
J. Daniel Atlas
I'm touched.
Merritt McKinney
Yeah.Just from the heart.
Merritt McKinney
Yeah. Just from the heart.
J. Daniel Atlas
Well,I didnt tell you where i was touched.
J. Daniel Atlas
Well, I didn't tell you where I was touched.
Merritt McKinney
Oh.You!..
Merritt McKinney
Oh. You!
Harry Barber
I'm worried, I'm very very worried!
Charlie
Peace is for queers, and now you're gonna die.
Haymitch Abernathy
Remember who the enemy is.
Katniss Everdeen
Haymitch, please! Please, just help me get through this trip!
Haymitch Abernathy
This trip doesn't end when you get back home!
Henley Reeves
Let me consider that offer for cheap and meaningless sex.
Merritt McKinney
Well, cheap and meaningless, not time-consuming.
Henley Reeves
If, after the last year, we spend the next 20 years in jail, I--
J. Daniel Atlas
I know. Me too.
Merritt McKinney
That's too sentimental for me.
Katniss Everdeen
Haymitch please. Please just help me get through this trip!
Haymitch Abernathy
This trip doesn't end when you get back home.
Peeta Mellark
So what do we do?
Haymitch Abernathy
From now on, your job is to be a distraction. So people forget what the real problems are.
Tallahassee
Time to nutt up or shut up.
Tallahassee
In Mexico, you know what they call Twinkies? "Los submarinos."
Little Rock
Who's Bill Murray?
Tallahassee
I've never hit a kid before. I mean, that's like asking who Gandhi is.
Little Rock
Who's Gandhi?
Tallahassee
[searching for Twinkies] Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?
Tallahassee
Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?
Haymitch Abernathy
You could do a lot worse.
Haymitch Abernathy
Use you brain if you have one. What is it?
Wayne Gale
You need to keep something alive.
Mickey Knox
Your camera. (together)
Mickey Knox
Your camera.
Mallory Knox
Your camera. (together)
Mallory Knox
Your camera.
Billy
Five...four...three...two
Charlie
Wait! Please go back to five. Please.
Billy
I'm not going back to five, man. I'm not going back to five............Five
Mickey Knox
Wayne Gale: I thought a bond developed between us! Mickey: No. Not really. You're scum, Wayne; you did it for RATINGS. You don't give a shit about us or anybody else except yourself; that's why nobody gives a shit about YOU. That's why "helicopters" were not "deployed."
Wayne Gale
Wayne Gale: I thought a bond developed between us!
Mickey Knox
No. Not really. You're scum, Wayne; you did it for RATINGS. You don't give a shit about us or anybody else except yourself; that's why nobody gives a shit about YOU. That's why 'helicopters' were not 'deployed.'
Bill White
What's it going to be this time yellow or red? Yellow or red? YELLOW OR RED?
Bobby Sharp
What was I supposed to do?
Bill White
Rangers are hard as steel,huh? Not this one. This one is made of butter.
Bill White
Rangers are hard as steel, huh? Not this one. This one is made of butter.
Flynn
This place feels like a virus you can't get rid of. Sometimes i feel like I'll never make it home.
Flynn
This place feels like a virus you can't get rid of. Sometimes I feel like I'll never make it home.
Flynn
They were just yards from the church when the sniper opened fire. Now the bride's mother is dead, another innocent victim killed in cold blood.
Tallahassee
[Opening the trunk of the yellow Hummer and seeing the stash of weapons] THANK GOD FOR REDNECKS!
Pepper
I quit drinking....why you buying
Pepper
I quit drinking... Why, you buying?
Haymitch Abernathy
Look at you! You just killed... a place mat!
Tallahassee
Bill Murray, you're a zombie?
Columbus
[Enters the car with Tallahassee] You know,you really should buckle up.
Columbus
[Enters the car with Tallahassee] You know, you really should buckle up.
Tallahassee
[Leaves without putting on the seatbelt] I can tell already, your gonna get on my nerves.
Katniss Everdeen
I thought they hated me!
Haymitch Abernathy
They must have liked your guts.
Carlson Wells
After being asked to explain how dangerous is Chigurh: "What, you mean like compared to the Bubonic Plague?"
Carlson Wells
[after being asked to explain how dangerous is Chigurh] What, you mean like compared to the Bubonic Plague?
Tallahassee
Haven't cried like that since Titanic.
Little Rock
We are heading towards Fun Land
Little Rock
We are heading towards Fun Land.
Little Rock
We are heading towards Pacific Play Land.
Tallahassee
Ha! That place just blows.. (both girls glare at him), my mind, it is just great.
Tallahassee
Ha! That place just blows.. [both girls glare at him] my mind, it is just great.
Tallahassee
(to Columbus) Want to see how hard I can punch?
Tallahassee
[to Columbus] Want to see how hard I can punch?
Tallahassee
I'm not great at farewells so uhh... that'll do pig.
Roy Munson
and this whole area is in danger of being contaminated by a huge cloud of.......S#it.
Roy Munson
Yeah, a big military train derailed and this whole area is in danger of being contaminated by a huge cloud of... Shit!
Dave Brown
Your bun boy honked a Vice Cop at the Pink Parrot last night. He's got a Parole Hold so no bail. Lorazepam and Phenobarb and it all goes away.
Dave Brown
Up this time (Talking to pharmacist). And something to make it hard (goofy smile).
Dave Brown
Up this time. [talking to pharmacist] And something to make it hard. [goofy smile]
Charlie
Put your hands up!
Hans
No.
Charlie
But I've got a gun!
Hans
I don't care.
Charlie
That doesn't make any sense!
Hans
Too bad!
Mickey Knox
I'm A Natural Born Killer.
Mickey Knox
Shit, man, I'm a natural born killer.
Tallahassee
Goddamn it, Bill fucking Murray! I had to get that out. I don't mean to gush. This is so surreal. I mean, you probably get this all the time. Maybe not lately, but I'm such a huge fan of yours. You know, I swear, I've seen every one of your movies a million times. I even loved your dramatic roles and just everything. Six people left in the world and one of them is Bill fucking Murray. I know that's not your middle name. I've been watching you since I was like... Since I could masturbate. I mean, not that they're connected.
Columbus
You should actually, limber up as well especially, if you're going down that hill its very important.
Tallahassee
I don't believe in it. You ever seen a lion limber up before taking down a gazelle?
Tallahassee
Here's the deal, Columbus...huh Im not easy to get along with and I'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch.
Tallahassee
Believe it or not Twinkies have an expiration date
Tallahassee
Believe it or not Twinkies have an expiration date.
Roy Munson
(no one talking) who you calling a psycho.
Roy Munson
[no one talking] Who you calling a psycho.
Roy Munson
[no one talking] Who you calling a psycho?
Haymitch Abernathy
You really wanna know how to stay alive? You get people to like you. Oh! Not what you were expecting. Well, when you're in the middle of the games, and you're starving or freezing, some water, a knife or even some matches can mean the difference between life and death. And those things only come from sponsors, and to get sponsors, you have to make people like you. And right now, sweetheart, you're not off to a real good start.
Tallahassee
There are 6 people left in the world and one of them is Bill Freaking Murray! I'm sorry I had to get that out.
Tommy
Tommy: But the offers keep rolling in, naturally. Look at me! And hey, I love women. They're beautiful, majestic, mysterious, mesmerizing creatures. Smart, empathetic, far superior to men in every way. And if I had a choice, I would be with women to my dying day. But me likes cock, so I'm strickily-dickily
Tommy
Tommy: But the offers keep rolling in, naturally. Look at me! And hey, I love women. They're beautiful, majestic, mysterious, mesmerizing creatures. Smart, empathetic, far superior to men in every way. And if I had a choice, I would be with women to my dying day. But me likes cock, so I'm strickily-dickily.
Tallahassee
Where are you, you spongy yellow delicious bastards?
Haymitch Abernathy
Nice job, sweetheart.
Dave Brown
but while you're playing gum shoe, bear in mind that I am not a racist. Fact is, I have all people equally. And if it helps, I've slept with some of your people. you want to be mad at someone, try Edgar J. Hoover. He was a racist. Or the Founding Fathers, all slave owners. Me, I'm just doing my job.
Dave Brown
But while you're playing gum shoe, bear in mind that I am not a racist. Fact is, I have all people equally. And if it helps, I've slept with some of your people. you want to be mad at someone, try Edgar J. Hoover. He was a racist. Or the Founding Fathers, all slave owners. Me, I'm just doing my job.
Charlie Frost
Get them out of Yellowstone! It's gonna get ugly here!
Charlie Frost
Always remember, folks, you heard it first from Charlie Frost.
Charlie Frost
They're buildin' spaceships, man.
David Murphy
I know now that people in love remember the things they do to each other. If they stay together, its not because they forget, but because they forgive.
Haymitch Abernathy
Face the probability of your imminent death, and know that there's absolutely nothing I can do to help you.
Steve Schmidt
There are unknowns with Palin, and ah, certainly it could go bad. But if it were me, I'd rather lose by ten points going for the win than lose by one point and look back and say "Goddamn, we should have gone for the win".
Steve Schmidt
There are unknowns with Palin, and ah, certainly it could go bad. But if it were me, I'd rather lose by ten points going for the win than lose by one point and look back and say 'Goddamn, we should have gone for the win'.
Tallahassee
Where's the...fucking... TWINKIES?!
Haymitch Abernathy
"This is the time to show them everything. Make sure they remember you."
Haymitch Abernathy
This is the time to show them everything. Make sure they remember you.
Effie Trinket
That is mahogany!
Haymitch Abernathy
Congratulations you just killed your first place mat.
Haymitch Abernathy
Congratulations you just killed your first place mat
Effie Trinket
I hope you noticed we have a serious situation! (Looks at Katniss)
Effie Trinket
I hope you noticed we have a serious situation! [looks at Katniss]
Haymitch Abernathy
(Creepy thumbs up) Nice shooting, sweetheart.
Haymitch Abernathy
[creepy thumbs up] Nice shooting, sweetheart.
Peeta Mellark
You're our mentor! You're supposed to help us get sponsors, give us advice.
Haymitch Abernathy
Okay. Accept the probability of your imminent death and know, in your heart, there is nothing I can do to save you.
Katniss Everdeen
But if that's true, then why are you here?
Haymitch Abernathy
The refreshments.
Haymitch Abernathy
They don't take these things lightly
Haymitch Abernathy
They don't take these things lightly.
Haymitch Abernathy
Nice dress! [To Effie] Not yours..
Haymitch Abernathy
Nice dress! [to Effie] Not yours..
Haymitch Abernathy
Embrace, the probability of your imminent death; and know deep down in your heart, that there is nothing I can do to save you.
Katniss Everdeen
Then what are you here for?
Haymitch Abernathy
Ah... The refreshments. * swirls drink *
Haymitch Abernathy
Give them something to root for!
Seneca Crane
What?
Haymitch Abernathy
Young love.
Haymitch Abernathy
Congratulations, you just killed a placemat.
Tallahassee
There's a box of Twinkies in that grocery store,not just any box of Twinkies the last box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe.
Peeta Mellark
You're our mentor. Don't you have any advice?
Haymitch Abernathy
Yes. Embrace the probability of your imminent death.
Haymitch Abernathy
This is the time to show them everything. Make sure they remember you.
Haymitch Abernathy
I love your dress!....(to Effie) : not you"
Haymitch Abernathy
I love your dress!
Haymitch Abernathy
Youâ??ve got about as much charm as a dead slug
Haymitch Abernathy
You've got about as much charm as a dead slug.
Haymitch Abernathy
You call that a kiss?
Tallahassee
I've never been good at goodbyes so... That'll do pig.
Haymitch Abernathy
You've got about as much charm as a dead slug.
Haymitch Abernathy
Well I want a drink, but let me know how that turns out for you.
Roy Munson
you call this a bowling alley.
Roy Munson
You call this a bowling alley.
Haymitch Abernathy
This is the time to show them everything.
Haymitch Abernathy
"You just remember who the enemy is."
Haymitch Abernathy
You just remember who the enemy is.
Haymitch Abernathy
"You could live a hundred lifetimes and not deserve him, you know."
Haymitch Abernathy
You could live a hundred lifetimes and not deserve him, you know.
Tallahassee
You're a peppy little spit-fuck, aren't you?